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Post by onethreetwo on Mar 13, 2020 23:07:52 GMT
People here are attacking the paper towels now that the toilet paper is gone. Can you imagine being so desperate for something you don't even need?
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Post by Harmless elf on Mar 13, 2020 23:11:56 GMT
If they're buying paper towels to use it as toilet paper that's a big mistake that will clog your damn toilet my friends.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Mar 13, 2020 23:27:17 GMT
Good time to convert to Islam.
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Post by politicidal on Mar 14, 2020 0:58:17 GMT
Get some clam shells!
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Post by petrolino on Mar 14, 2020 4:40:04 GMT
Return to fig leaves?
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Post by mikef6 on Mar 14, 2020 4:45:31 GMT
Republican billionaires can use paper money to wipe their asses.
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Post by Jan El Señor on Mar 14, 2020 5:32:34 GMT
Republican billionaires can use paper money to wipe their asses. What about Democrat or Independent billionaires? |
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Post by Ass_E9 on Mar 15, 2020 2:23:45 GMT
But I need it for something far more important than cleaning butt.  |
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Post by millar70 on Mar 15, 2020 3:04:43 GMT
Republican billionaires can use paper money to wipe their asses. What about Democrat or Independent billionaires? Some people refuse to believe those folks exist. |
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Post by Johnny-Come-Lately on Mar 15, 2020 3:27:10 GMT
5 methods.
1. Toilet paper
2. Wet Wipes
3. Kleenex
4. Paper towels
5. Run the shower
Never had to go to Defcon5.
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Post by onethreetwo on Mar 15, 2020 3:32:02 GMT
5 methods. 1. Toilet paper 2. Wet Wipes 3. Kleenex 4. Paper towels 5. Run the shower Never had to go to Defcon5. Wash rags, too. Yes it would be a pain in the ass. Yes it would require washing your dirty poopy rags, but people seem to think they need toilet paper. They don't. |
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Post by Johnny-Come-Lately on Mar 15, 2020 3:37:13 GMT
5 methods. 1. Toilet paper 2. Wet Wipes 3. Kleenex 4. Paper towels 5. Run the shower Never had to go to Defcon5. Wash rags, too. Yes it would be a pain in the ass. Yes it would require washing your dirty poopy rags, but people seem to think they need toilet paper. They don't. I'd really be interested where this TP panic started. I had to pay $12 for a pack of 8 at the convenience store. No worries, it's 3 ply.
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Post by Stammerhead on Mar 15, 2020 10:58:28 GMT
What about Democrat or Independent billionaires? Some people refuse to believe those folks exist. They just get referred to as The Elite. 
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Post by mikef6 on Mar 15, 2020 14:45:39 GMT
Republican billionaires can use paper money to wipe their asses. What about Democrat or Independent billionaires? There aren’t that many. The Republican Party is the party of millionaires and billionaires as well as the party of all the richest industries, e.g. banking, insurance, pharmaceuticals, and, chiefly, fossil fuels. Republicans are owned body, soul, mind, and spirit by Big Industry. For the most part Republicans ignore their constituents who work for a salary. Very telling are the “jokes” against AOC for having worked as a bartender and waitress during a family crisis. “We are going to send her back to waitressing” tweeted one Republican politician. Hilariously, Alexandria slapped back immediately calling out conservatives’ contempt for working class people. I know there are a few of the very rich who seem to be more grounded than others (Buffet and Gates come to mind) but they are rarely political. I don’t know if they even belong to a political party nor who they commonly vote for. I do know that they are a rare breed. If you have to work for a living or have ever been on food stamps or unemployment insurance, ever lived on the edge, ever had to stay home when sick because you did not have health insurance – or this is true for anyone in your family or among your friends – then don’t vote Republican at any level of government.
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Post by OrsonSwelles on Mar 15, 2020 14:52:37 GMT
5 methods. 1. Toilet paper 2. Wet Wipes 3. Kleenex 4. Paper towels 5. Run the shower Never had to go to Defcon5. 2,3, and 4 will slow down and eventually clog your plumbing. This is why bidets were invented and why people should have them installed in their homes.
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Post by Autumn on Mar 16, 2020 0:21:24 GMT
You can use paper towels, just don't throw them in the toilet. Have a plastic trash bag near by in a container, with a cover. Throw them in there, seal the lid. When full, throw the full bag out. Just like with baby wet wipes that don't go in the toilet, do the same thing.
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Post by Stammerhead on Mar 16, 2020 0:25:54 GMT
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Post by Catman on Mar 16, 2020 0:31:47 GMT
Of course, cats don't need toilet paper, except maybe as a toy.
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Post by Stammerhead on Mar 16, 2020 1:22:36 GMT
Of course, cats don't need toilet paper, except maybe as a toy. So cats have that problem licked. 
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Post by ZolotoyRetriever on Mar 16, 2020 6:43:40 GMT
You can use paper towels, just don't throw them in the toilet. Have a plastic trash bag near by in a container, with a cover. Throw them in there, seal the lid. When full, throw the full bag out. Just like with baby wet wipes that don't go in the toilet, do the same thing.
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