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Post by Vegas on Apr 25, 2017 16:22:01 GMT
Okay.. Got into a discussion with some friends... One of them posed the question: Would you rather eat a cup of human boogers or drink a cup of monkey spit?
A great debate ensued. What is your answer? Mine: I was the only one in the group to answer "Boogers".... God forbid I get some monkey AIDS from the spit, and my doctor has to say "Mr. Devil, you have monkey AIDS.... Have you been fucking monkeys?" -   - "Uh... No."  - "Sure, you haven't been fucking monkeys." |
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Post by Marv on Apr 25, 2017 16:30:54 GMT
Are they my own boogers or someone else's?
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Apr 25, 2017 16:31:05 GMT
Best Fear Factor ever. If they're my boogers, I'm ahead of the game!  |
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Apr 25, 2017 16:31:49 GMT
Are they my own boogers or someone else's? You ask too many questions!  |
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Post by Vegas on Apr 25, 2017 16:35:25 GMT
Are they my own boogers or someone else's? The gist was that it was other people's.  |
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Post by Marv on Apr 25, 2017 16:43:11 GMT
Do I have a guarantee that neither the booger or spit contain any serious diseases like AIDS or Cancer?
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Post by Marv on Apr 25, 2017 16:51:45 GMT
Ok I think regardless I'm going with spit. Reason is it'll be easier to get down and I don't wanna be picking boogies outta my teeth for hours.
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Post by Marv on Apr 25, 2017 16:52:18 GMT
And now I'm kinda queasy.
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Post by Vegas on Apr 25, 2017 17:26:11 GMT
And now I'm kinda queasy.  |
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Post by cybajedi on Apr 25, 2017 17:34:02 GMT
I suppose your friends can only hear your brilliant knowledge of the no true scotmans fallacy so many times before it gets old.
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Post by general313 on Apr 25, 2017 18:01:00 GMT
They discussed this at the Council of Nicea but decided it would be better to keep it off record.
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Post by Catman on Apr 25, 2017 19:08:10 GMT
Catman wants both. But don't bother about the bread, please.
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Post by Vegas on Apr 26, 2017 2:34:58 GMT
I suppose your friends can only hear your brilliant knowledge of the no true scotmans fallacy so many times before it gets old. I suppose that would still beat being a weirdo stalking dumbfuck on the internet... But.. To each their own.. I suppose. |
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