Post by goz on Apr 6, 2020 21:40:24 GMT
To relieve my own boredom I have compiled a list of helpful covid coping handy hints.
Goz's Corona Copers:
All:
1. DON'T take you wallet or handbag to the supermarket since all you need is your tap and go credit or debit card, and it is a repository for germs. Keep it in your pocket with phone and only bring out to paywave.
2. Wear your own home Hazmat suit (ie plastic raincoat with hood) to the supermarket and leave it out in the sun to kill any stray little viruses when you get home.
3. Metho is the most effective virus killer, cheap and available so wash down your mobile phone, computer and door handles to the entrance of your house and your bench top after putting away your shopping. Leave to evaporate the nasties away.
Blokes:
1. Grow a beard as it will keep you busy for weeks.
2. Learn to clean toilets, ovens, stoves, pantries, your own wardrobe and the linen cupboard.
3. Eat a tin of peaches or whatever and then cleanse and place on floor ( ideally on carpet especially hallways tied to a chair leg and practice your putting.
Ladies:
1. This thought came to me as I was concerned that my trackie dacks (sweats) PJs and dressing gowns wouldn't last the duration of the disease, so dress up every second day and look pretty...makeup hair jools etc.
2. As above make Friday nights party night, and either sit on your driveway with a friend or neighbour with a few champers and/or have a solitary disco night. Abba 2 soundtrack recommended.
3. To achieve the above obviously a beauty spa morning is recommended. Leg shave, hair colour and/or wash, mani and pedi, facial erosion ( I mean dermabrasion) facial and learn to cut your own hair like I did. No-one will see it under the raincoat hood, so just have a go!
Goz's Corona Copers:
All:
1. DON'T take you wallet or handbag to the supermarket since all you need is your tap and go credit or debit card, and it is a repository for germs. Keep it in your pocket with phone and only bring out to paywave.
2. Wear your own home Hazmat suit (ie plastic raincoat with hood) to the supermarket and leave it out in the sun to kill any stray little viruses when you get home.
3. Metho is the most effective virus killer, cheap and available so wash down your mobile phone, computer and door handles to the entrance of your house and your bench top after putting away your shopping. Leave to evaporate the nasties away.
Blokes:
1. Grow a beard as it will keep you busy for weeks.
2. Learn to clean toilets, ovens, stoves, pantries, your own wardrobe and the linen cupboard.
3. Eat a tin of peaches or whatever and then cleanse and place on floor ( ideally on carpet especially hallways tied to a chair leg and practice your putting.
Ladies:
1. This thought came to me as I was concerned that my trackie dacks (sweats) PJs and dressing gowns wouldn't last the duration of the disease, so dress up every second day and look pretty...makeup hair jools etc.
2. As above make Friday nights party night, and either sit on your driveway with a friend or neighbour with a few champers and/or have a solitary disco night. Abba 2 soundtrack recommended.
3. To achieve the above obviously a beauty spa morning is recommended. Leg shave, hair colour and/or wash, mani and pedi, facial erosion ( I mean dermabrasion) facial and learn to cut your own hair like I did. No-one will see it under the raincoat hood, so just have a go!
