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Post by Schwarzwald Magnus on Jun 26, 2020 0:04:33 GMT
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Post by Ass_E9 on Jun 26, 2020 0:09:40 GMT
I had my glass jaw secretly replaced with kryptonite.
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Post by mstreepsucks on Jun 26, 2020 0:13:43 GMT
It's on my bucket list.
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Post by shannondegroot on Jun 26, 2020 1:21:07 GMT
It would be a fake punch. He's a fun guy. I would never do anything to deserve a real punch from Superman.
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Post by darkreviewer2013 on Jun 26, 2020 4:12:20 GMT
Superman would never deliver a proper punch to a human, knowing full well that it would be tantamount to murder. He'd just lift me up by the scruff of my neck and plop me down in some open air prison.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2020 4:15:50 GMT
He wouldn't 🧐
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Post by theauxphou on Jun 26, 2020 7:56:14 GMT
I will find him!
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Post by politicidal on Jun 26, 2020 15:53:27 GMT
Then he’d just break your neck  . |
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Post by Stammerhead on Jun 26, 2020 17:42:51 GMT
Superman would never deliver a proper punch to a human, knowing full well that it would be tantamount to murder. He'd just lift me up by the scruff of my neck and plop me down in some open air prison. What if you use a racial slur against in at the wrong moment and he just loses it?  |
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Jun 26, 2020 21:04:55 GMT
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Post by The Lovers on Jun 27, 2020 1:03:12 GMT
We would duck.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Jun 27, 2020 3:25:33 GMT
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Post by darkreviewer2013 on Jun 27, 2020 7:31:19 GMT
Superman would never deliver a proper punch to a human, knowing full well that it would be tantamount to murder. He'd just lift me up by the scruff of my neck and plop me down in some open air prison. What if you use a racial slur against in at the wrong moment and he just loses it? Well then he'd undoubtedly kill me - an act which would subsequently fill him with remorse and cause him to exile himself to a distant part of the solar system. |
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Post by The Pumpkin King on Jun 27, 2020 21:46:29 GMT
I agree with darkreviewer2013 ... Superman wouldn't do it. I don't see him ever punching a human being for if his life depended on it. Batman, most definitely. Superman though isn't the equivalent of Brandon Breyer in "Brightburn" lol.But, if Superman were to punch me, intentionally straight up. I wouldn't even have to ask why, I'd be like, "I must've did something so bad recently that even Superman had to hit me up the head to never do it again." I'd basically look at it like if one of my big brothers were knocking me around until I got the message about something.
Now if Superman hit me unintentionally, I'd be proud and share that story until the next Superman movie came out. "Superman punched me in the face in the middle of one of his fight scenes, it was awesome!!" I might even have one drink just to celebrate it after, lol.
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Post by ck100 on Jun 28, 2020 11:14:50 GMT
I'd get a hole in my face/chest.
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Post by dirtypillows on Jun 28, 2020 21:45:45 GMT
I'd rather be pinched than punched. Especially if it were Christopher Reeve doing the pinching (or pitching, as it were)! Christopher Reeve was my second crush! My first boy crush was Eddie from "Jaws ! |
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Post by dirtypillows on Jul 10, 2020 22:54:13 GMT
I'd lick his balls.
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