Post by dirtypillows on Jul 9, 2020 19:28:05 GMT
BIG, HEAVY, LOW-HANGING BALLS!!!
And if they don't want them in a partner, then they certainly would like to have a pair for themselves!
A nice set of big, smooth or hairy (doesn't matter to this lover), heavy, full, low-hanging, bobbling balls! Every man, whether he admits it or not, desires in his heart to possess this most robust testament of masculinity!
And if not for its visual splendor and certain bragging rights, then certainly for attracting those in the baby making market, i.e., females. (Though I have known a few women who found testicles to be gross and ridiculous... My already long list of things I don't understand just keeps getting longer.)
Did you know that the Aztec word for testicle is "avocado"? Yes, sir!!! One of my favorite pieces of trivia, though the matter at hand is far, far from trivial. Get a load of these babies! (this one must have a hydrocele)
and for the lucky dog who was blessed with THREE of em! Kinda makes you want to change religions, doesn't it? That's all I have to say here. Except, "I BOW TO YOU, VENERABLE KING OF KINGS!!!"
I think I'd opt to have my jaw surgically broken if that's what it took to get em all in there at the same time.
And, finally, I'd like to offer a big, hearty and most sincere thank you to the following men... Rob, Dave, Ed, Cooper, Mark, Mark and Richard for so generously sharing your God given bounty with me, your humblest, hungriest and most appreciative servant. I will forevermore regard each and every one of you lucky dogs, with fondness and with lust, remembered...
And if they don't want them in a partner, then they certainly would like to have a pair for themselves!
A nice set of big, smooth or hairy (doesn't matter to this lover), heavy, full, low-hanging, bobbling balls! Every man, whether he admits it or not, desires in his heart to possess this most robust testament of masculinity!
And if not for its visual splendor and certain bragging rights, then certainly for attracting those in the baby making market, i.e., females. (Though I have known a few women who found testicles to be gross and ridiculous... My already long list of things I don't understand just keeps getting longer.)Did you know that the Aztec word for testicle is "avocado"? Yes, sir!!! One of my favorite pieces of trivia, though the matter at hand is far, far from trivial. Get a load of these babies! (this one must have a hydrocele)
and for the lucky dog who was blessed with THREE of em! Kinda makes you want to change religions, doesn't it? That's all I have to say here. Except, "I BOW TO YOU, VENERABLE KING OF KINGS!!!"
I think I'd opt to have my jaw surgically broken if that's what it took to get em all in there at the same time.
And, finally, I'd like to offer a big, hearty and most sincere thank you to the following men... Rob, Dave, Ed, Cooper, Mark, Mark and Richard for so generously sharing your God given bounty with me, your humblest, hungriest and most appreciative servant. I will forevermore regard each and every one of you lucky dogs, with fondness and with lust, remembered...
