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Post by BATouttaheck on Aug 6, 2020 3:40:04 GMT
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Post by BATouttaheck on Aug 6, 2020 3:43:27 GMT
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Post by BATouttaheck on Aug 6, 2020 3:44:50 GMT
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Post by Admin on Aug 6, 2020 3:56:55 GMT
Jeff Foxworthy had a good bit about that. It was something like, "I don't know about anybody else, but I can't tell you how many times I woke up in the middle of the night and I was doing my hair!" Hmm. Maybe it needs that goofy accent.
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Post by Toy-Cannon on Aug 6, 2020 4:05:30 GMT
Baseball pitcher John Smoltz was injured doing this in his hotel room. He missed a start. Skip Caray had a field day on tv laughing about it. |
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Post by BATouttaheck on Aug 6, 2020 4:10:20 GMT
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Post by shadrack on Aug 6, 2020 5:02:49 GMT
You know every one of these exists because some moron hurt themselves doing that, and sued the company because the label didn't say not to.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Aug 7, 2020 1:15:57 GMT
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Post by autumn on Aug 7, 2020 2:16:41 GMT
I was going to say the obvious about not drinking bleach. But then President Trump said we could....
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Post by Admin on Aug 7, 2020 5:45:41 GMT
I was going to say the obvious about not drinking bleach. But then President Trump said we could.... It's funny to joke about, but in reality he never said that. What he did was ask if there was a way to put "inside" whatever it is in disinfectant that kills the virus on the outside. It's an intuitive question, but easily straw-manned and ridiculed. And so it is. How funny would it be if the vaccine contained an ingredient that's also used in Lysol?
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Post by Admin on Aug 7, 2020 5:47:01 GMT
You know every one of these exists because some moron hurt themselves doing that, and sued the company because the label didn't say not to. Nah, I think a lot of them are preemptive now.
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Post by Schwarzwald Magnus on Aug 7, 2020 5:48:30 GMT
You know every one of these exists because some moron hurt themselves doing that, and sued the company because the label didn't say not to. Nah, I think a lot of them are preemptive now. Or they were con artists who took advantage.
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Post by bravomailer on Aug 7, 2020 6:01:26 GMT
A shampoo bottle I looked at in the shower warned me against internal use.
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Post by Admin on Aug 7, 2020 6:20:38 GMT
Nah, I think a lot of them are preemptive now. Or they were con artists who took advantage. I was talking about the labels. 
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Post by Admin on Aug 7, 2020 6:21:33 GMT
A shampoo bottle I looked at in the shower warned me against internal use. 
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Post by Schwarzwald Magnus on Aug 7, 2020 6:34:32 GMT
Or they were con artists who took advantage. I was talking about the labels. I know, just adding.
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Post by Catman on Aug 7, 2020 13:55:27 GMT
Oftentimes in car commercials, the warning "Professional driver on closed course - do not attempt" will pop up. Okay, maybe that makes sense when showing someone using the car in a ridiculous manner like climbing a mound of loose boulders, but the warning pops up even in commercials with people driving on residential streets.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Aug 7, 2020 16:45:36 GMT
I know you guys want pics of the labels themselves, but the one that gets me the most is when a drug commercial says "don't take if allergic".
A) How do I know that I'm allergic until AFTER I've used it and had an allergic reaction? At which point its already too late...
B) If I somehow already knew I was allergic why the fuck would I take it?
Don't take if allergic. DUH!
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Post by enigma72 on Aug 7, 2020 16:49:40 GMT
Thanks bat! This thread made my day! |
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Post by BATouttaheck on Aug 7, 2020 16:55:55 GMT
enigma72 Glad you like it ! I stole borrowed the first picture from another thread. Can you find some more to post (I hope, I hope !  )
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