Post by permutojoe on Sept 29, 2020 1:30:42 GMT
WHAT AM I?
Instead of a timeless fresh baked soft Italian bread crust, let's change that to a burnt bagel.
Instead of the perfect blend of Italian herbs, let's just put on a fuck ton of salt, and then a little more salt. Huge pieces of god damn salt all over that bitch.
Instead of a delicate garlic butter dipping sauce, MUSTARD. JUST LOTS OF FUCKING MUSTARD.
Did you figure it out? Did you solve SATAN'S PIZZA PUZZLE?
Instead of a timeless fresh baked soft Italian bread crust, let's change that to a burnt bagel.
Instead of the perfect blend of Italian herbs, let's just put on a fuck ton of salt, and then a little more salt. Huge pieces of god damn salt all over that bitch.
Instead of a delicate garlic butter dipping sauce, MUSTARD. JUST LOTS OF FUCKING MUSTARD.
Did you figure it out? Did you solve SATAN'S PIZZA PUZZLE?
If you guessed "a pretzel" you win!
