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Post by Nora on Feb 24, 2023 0:23:43 GMT
Going tomorrow. Pretty excited about this movie. Whos with me?
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Post by Nora on Feb 24, 2023 0:24:51 GMT
also… RIP Ray Liotta…
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Post by politicidal on Feb 24, 2023 4:45:42 GMT
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Post by forca84 on Feb 24, 2023 19:42:00 GMT
Hoping it has some sympathy for the Bear and a somber ending. I realize 90% of it is made up. The real Bear died shortly after ingesting the Cocaine.
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Post by politicidal on Feb 25, 2023 0:58:35 GMT
The Asylum wants in on the action now.
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Post by Nora on Feb 26, 2023 0:28:24 GMT
Cocaine Bear may be the worst movie i have seen in the last decade (and ive seen them all).
2/10 so stupid, so unfuny, so bad on all levels. holly hell.
Its not just dull. Its tragically bad. This movie may be what actually killed Ray Liotta.
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Post by James on Feb 26, 2023 6:05:10 GMT
The Asylum wants in on the action now.
LMAO, I love how they aren't even trying to hide that it's a knockoff.
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Post by Prometheus on Feb 26, 2023 14:01:16 GMT
The Asylum wants in on the action now.
Ironically it's plausible.
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Post by Prometheus on Feb 26, 2023 19:25:14 GMT
On a serious note, I think I would only see this because of Movie Pass and the opportunity it grants me to see indie and films that are out there.
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Post by selfworth10 on Feb 26, 2023 22:11:52 GMT
Box Office: Marvel’s ‘Ant-Man 3’ Gets Mauled by ‘Cocaine Bear,’ Suffers Record 69.7% Drop
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Post by Nora on Feb 26, 2023 23:17:31 GMT
Cocaine Bear may be the worst movie i have seen in the last decade (and ive seen them all). 2/10 so stupid, so unfuny, so bad on all levels. holly hell. Its not just dull. Its tragically bad. This movie may be what actually killed Ray Liotta. Why would you have expected it to be anything but this? I thought it was going to be silly but fun action comedy/horror, maybe something like Harold and Kumar go to White Castle (which I loved) or even Crawl or Piranha, but this just felt like a bad sketch made by a complete amateur on no budget (other than for the cgi bear), but a bad one at that (there are some good amateur no budget sketches). Zero laughs, zero tension, just cringe and gore throughout. Wanted to leave but my husband kept hoping “it gets better” so we stayed. It didnt. It was odd how bad the acting was too. Just awful. One of the worst movie experiences I remember. And I say this as someone who enjoyed Jack & Jill.
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Post by politicidal on Feb 27, 2023 4:10:28 GMT
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Post by politicidal on Feb 28, 2023 23:14:55 GMT
I feel like it’s one of those movies that works as a conversation-starter. Like a meme movie. Like Snakes on a Plane.
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Post by Mulder and Scully on Feb 28, 2023 23:34:28 GMT
I haven't seen the movie but the trailers make it look like a spoof.
They should have played straight instead of making it too comedic. They could gone the way of Jaws, Grizzly, Alligator, Piranha etc.
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Post by Prime etc. on Mar 1, 2023 1:48:36 GMT
I haven't seen the movie but the trailers make it look like a spoof. They should have played straight instead of making it too comedic. They could gone the way of Jaws, Grizzly, Alligator, Piranha etc. Yeah self-aware humor can be a killjoy. Piranha had some of that but not much. Alligator was more comedic but it wasn't Lake Placcid.
Not good when the filmmakers are saying "we're too high brow to take exploitation seriously."
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Post by Nora on Mar 1, 2023 2:19:34 GMT
I feel like it’s one of those movies that works as a conversation-starter. Like a meme movie. Like Snakes on a Plane. oh no. Snakes on a Plane is Soo much better. Different league.
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Post by politicidal on Mar 1, 2023 3:11:16 GMT
I feel like it’s one of those movies that works as a conversation-starter. Like a meme movie. Like Snakes on a Plane. oh no. Snakes on a Plane is Soo much better. Different league. I'd agree that SoaP is better, but having just saw it, I'd say this was alright.
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Post by Nora on Mar 1, 2023 15:54:55 GMT
oh no. Snakes on a Plane is Soo much better. Different league. I'd agree that SoaP is better, but having just saw it, I'd say this was alright. really?? Did you laugh? If so, when? I was activelly embarrased the whole time.
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Post by politicidal on Mar 1, 2023 16:12:26 GMT
I'd agree that SoaP is better, but having just saw it, I'd say this was alright. really?? Did you laugh? If so, when? I was activelly embarrased the whole time. Yeah, I laughed a few times. Usually when the ursine addict was attacking someone like when they're trapped at the visitor center or during the ambulance chase. The blonde kid also had some funny bits even if his last line at the end was pretty lame. Which yeah, the script is not great but I didn't think it was anywhere close as bad as you thought. It was just a goofy b-movie meant to be seen at matinee prices.
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Post by ShadowSouL: Padawan of Yoda on Mar 3, 2023 1:43:50 GMT
I thought it was going to be silly but fun action comedy/horror, maybe something like Harold and Kumar go to White Castle (which I loved) or even Crawl or Piranha, but this just felt like a bad sketch made by a complete amateur on no budget (other than for the cgi bear), but a bad one at that (there are some good amateur no budget sketches). Zero laughs, zero tension, just cringe and gore throughout. Wanted to leave but my husband kept hoping “it gets better” so we stayed. It didnt. It was odd how bad the acting was too. Just awful. One of the worst movie experiences I remember. And I say this as someone who enjoyed Jack & Jill. I have no issue with J&J. It is one of my favorite Sandler comedies and I don't understand the hate. I knew what I was going to get going in and I found it to be better than what I got.
I wouldn't even bother with something like CB. Life is too short to waste 2hrs on something, when I could watch Piranha - '78, (or even the remake), or some other clever and amusing parody of nature run amuck.
Life is too short not to waste 2hrs on something like this!
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