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Post by theoncomingstorm on Jul 30, 2017 9:17:03 GMT
Biology = She likes eggs.
Chemistry = She likes salt on her eggs.
Physics = She once dropped an egg.
Meteorology = Her power once went off during a snowstorm. That's why she dropped the egg.
Dentistry = She knows how it feels to have an eggshell stuck in her dentures.
Battlefield Surgery = She watched an episode of M*A*S*H. Hawkeye and Trapper were eating eggs.
Visual Art = She draws pictures... of eggs.
Graphic Design = She draws colored eggs.
Performance Art = She juggles eggs.
Astronomy = She thinks the moon is an egg. (Still the worst Doctor Who episode ever.)
Geology = If there's an earthquake she'll save the eggs.
Political Science = She celebrated Trump's election by eating eggs.
Veterinary Medicine = She once watched a chicken lay an egg.
History = She remembers being a child...and eating eggs.
Mathematics = She counts eggs.
Logic = Hey dolt, ducks lay eggs too!
Environmentalism = She watched a hen die in an accident, so she sat on its eggs.
Martial Arts = She uses karate chops to break eggs.
Economics = She buys eggs.
Literature = She read a recipe book. Most of the recipes used eggs.
Religious Studies = She makes Easter eggs.
Culinary Arts = She really, really likes eggs.
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Post by Aj_June on Jul 30, 2017 9:20:02 GMT
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Post by PanLeo on Jul 30, 2017 9:27:37 GMT
I remember the user HeartSpin claiming to be a Linguist, religious scholar, an historian and a psychologist.
"Is a individual with a degree in linguistics and religion (particularly Islam), I will now focus myself on these two subjects, and perhaps (most likely) conflate the two subjects with each other. This is after all a religion board (where the word "religion" has so much variety in meanings), so what place would it better be to discuss religion and linguistics/semantics? That is all, for now."
"That is correct. But I am not a graduated one. I was accredited later on for my contributions."
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Post by theoncomingstorm on Jul 30, 2017 9:51:31 GMT
I remember the user HeartSpin claiming to be both a Linguist and a psychologist. "Is a individual with a degree in linguistics and religion (particularly Islam), I will now focus myself on these two subjects, and perhaps (most likely) conflate the two subjects with each other. This is after all a religion board (where the word "religion" has so much variety in meanings), so what place would it better be to discuss religion and linguistics/semantics? That is all, for now." "That is correct. But I am not a graduated one. I was accredited later on for my contributions." That second quote is very Molaresque. |
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Post by gadreel on Jul 31, 2017 1:49:00 GMT
Biology = She likes eggs. Chemistry = She likes salt on her eggs. Physics = She once dropped an egg. Meteorology = Her power once went off during a snowstorm. That's why she dropped the egg. Dentistry = She knows how it feels to have an eggshell stuck in her dentures. Battlefield Surgery = She watched an episode of M*A*S*H. Hawkeye and Trapper were eating eggs. Visual Art = She draws pictures... of eggs. Graphic Design = She draws colored eggs. Performance Art = She juggles eggs. Astronomy = She thinks the moon is an egg. (Still the worst Doctor Who episode ever.) Geology = If there's an earthquake she'll save the eggs. Political Science = She celebrated Trump's election by eating eggs. Veterinary Medicine = She once watched a chicken lay an egg. History = She remembers being a child...and eating eggs. Mathematics = She counts eggs. Logic = Hey dolt, ducks lay eggs too! Environmentalism = She watched a hen die in an accident, so she sat on its eggs. Martial Arts = She uses karate chops to break eggs. Economics = She buys eggs. Literature = She read a recipe book. Most of the recipes used eggs. Religious Studies = She makes Easter eggs. Culinary Arts = She really, really likes eggs. You forgot medieval history, and renaissance history. |
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Post by maya55555 on Jul 31, 2017 2:00:43 GMT
gadreel
For you, enjoy!
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Post by Cinemachinery on Jul 31, 2017 17:49:10 GMT
By now she surely has a degree on home health or hospice care? Else why is Molar still tied to the bed rails?
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Jul 31, 2017 17:58:09 GMT
Biology = She likes eggs. Chemistry = She likes salt on her eggs. Physics = She once dropped an egg. Meteorology = Her power once went off during a snowstorm. That's why she dropped the egg. Dentistry = She knows how it feels to have an eggshell stuck in her dentures. Battlefield Surgery = She watched an episode of M*A*S*H. Hawkeye and Trapper were eating eggs. Visual Art = She draws pictures... of eggs. Graphic Design = She draws colored eggs. Performance Art = She juggles eggs. Astronomy = She thinks the moon is an egg. (Still the worst Doctor Who episode ever.) Geology = If there's an earthquake she'll save the eggs. Political Science = She celebrated Trump's election by eating eggs. Veterinary Medicine = She once watched a chicken lay an egg. History = She remembers being a child...and eating eggs. Mathematics = She counts eggs. Logic = Hey dolt, ducks lay eggs too! Environmentalism = She watched a hen die in an accident, so she sat on its eggs. Martial Arts = She uses karate chops to break eggs. Economics = She buys eggs. Literature = She read a recipe book. Most of the recipes used eggs. Religious Studies = She makes Easter eggs. Culinary Arts = She really, really likes eggs. You forgot medieval history, and renaissance history. Might I fill in? Renaissance art history = she paints in egg tempera (it's a real thing, google it!). |
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Post by gadreel on Jul 31, 2017 18:13:26 GMT
You forgot medieval history, and renaissance history. Might I fill in? Renaissance art history = she paints in egg tempera (it's a real thing, google it!). I know more now, I am not convinced I am more enriched however. |
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Post by Cinemachinery on Jul 31, 2017 18:28:40 GMT
Might I fill in? Renaissance art history = she paints in egg tempera (it's a real thing, google it!). I know more now, I am not convinced I am more enriched however. Renaissance history might be "Wore an eggshell white bodice to the Ren Fair." |
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Post by gadreel on Jul 31, 2017 18:34:02 GMT
I know more now, I am not convinced I am more enriched however. Renaissance history might be "Wore an eggshell white bodice to the Ren Fair." She has stared (perhaps again I can't recall) using ren faire as an insult against me because of my hobby, which I find hilarious in light of her ren faire knowledge of vikings. |
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Post by Cinemachinery on Aug 1, 2017 16:10:33 GMT
Renaissance history might be "Wore an eggshell white bodice to the Ren Fair." She has stared (perhaps again I can't recall) using ren faire as an insult against me because of my hobby, which I find hilarious in light of her ren faire knowledge of vikings. What's your hobby? |
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Post by Marv on Aug 1, 2017 16:20:03 GMT
She has stared (perhaps again I can't recall) using ren faire as an insult against me because of my hobby, which I find hilarious in light of her ren faire knowledge of vikings. What's your hobby? Fencing, right? |
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Post by Cinemachinery on Aug 1, 2017 16:23:48 GMT
Well that's badass. What's to make fun of? Hell, even choreographed fencing looks badass. |
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Post by yougotastewgoinbaby on Aug 1, 2017 17:31:55 GMT
She's also fluent in japanese and has mastered five forms of belly dancing, including tribal fusion.
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Post by gadreel on Aug 1, 2017 18:15:20 GMT
She has stared (perhaps again I can't recall) using ren faire as an insult against me because of my hobby, which I find hilarious in light of her ren faire knowledge of vikings. What's your hobby? I teach historical fencing, specifically 15th century combat, fencing is the technically correct term but it looks nothing like modern fencing and also includes unarmed combat, I am also in buhurt which is armoured full contact submission fighting. |
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Post by Cinemachinery on Aug 1, 2017 18:17:12 GMT
I teach historical fencing, specifically 15th century combat, fencing is the technically correct term but it looks nothing like modern fencing and also includes unarmed combat, I am also in buhurt which is armoured full contact submission fighting. Straight-up badass. I had to take a couple of levels of fencing when I was getting my SAFD qualifications. I do mostly foil and epee but even the choreographed stuff is just amazing to watch, much less the real deal. I'd say I'm confused about Molar trying to mock it, but this is a woman who uses "bald" as cannon fodder when she herself is on Rogaine.  There's no unwinding that baffled knot. |
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Post by gadreel on Aug 1, 2017 18:28:59 GMT
I teach historical fencing, specifically 15th century combat, fencing is the technically correct term but it looks nothing like modern fencing and also includes unarmed combat, I am also in buhurt which is armoured full contact submission fighting. Straight-up badass. I had to take a couple of levels of fencing when I was getting my SAFD qualifications. I do mostly foil and epee but even the choreographed stuff is just amazing to watch, much less the real deal. I'd say I'm confused about Molar trying to mock it, but this is a woman who uses "bald" as cannon fodder when she herself is on Rogaine. There's no unwinding that baffled knot. She mocks me by asking if I went to the ren faire etc implying that I am just some nerd waving a plastic sword, honestly it is a pretty pathetic mock but even still. |
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Post by Cinemachinery on Aug 1, 2017 18:46:34 GMT
Straight-up badass. I had to take a couple of levels of fencing when I was getting my SAFD qualifications. I do mostly foil and epee but even the choreographed stuff is just amazing to watch, much less the real deal. I'd say I'm confused about Molar trying to mock it, but this is a woman who uses "bald" as cannon fodder when she herself is on Rogaine. There's no unwinding that baffled knot. She mocks me by asking if I went to the ren faire etc implying that I am just some nerd waving a plastic sword, honestly it is a pretty pathetic mock but even still. I doubt she's terribly familiar with current faires - the last one I attended a couple of guys in full plate demonstrating actual broad sword combat technique. Sounds like two tanks crashing into each other over and over. |
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Post by maya55555 on Aug 1, 2017 18:47:23 GMT
gad reel & Cine
It is amazing to me as to just how sensitive both of you can be. You are so easily rattled.
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