Post by thefleetsin on Aug 10, 2017 14:56:46 GMT
does your bomb shelter have retractable laser cable antenna
as trump has inspired
a huge rise in sales of bomb shelters
here in
the united states of hysteria.
we feel it's only safe
to warn ya
that
all models manufactured
before two thousand and sixteen
do not come equipped
with
retractable laser-guided cable antennas.
therefore
you may be required to occasionally
send a child or two
outside to
re-calibrate units one and units three.
and since you already knew
the radiation
would eventually
melt their tiny hands into little stubs,
we hold no liability for
accidental exposure after product installation.
which is
sort of the whole purpose behind being
a limited liability corporation
in
the first place.
thanks for purchasing our product
and enjoy
your irradiated culture of death.
you
certainly asked for it.
sjw 08/10/17 inspired at this very moment in time by the melting little fingers on the tiny little hands.
from the 'baby series' of poems
as trump has inspired
a huge rise in sales of bomb shelters
here in
the united states of hysteria.
we feel it's only safe
to warn ya
that
all models manufactured
before two thousand and sixteen
do not come equipped
with
retractable laser-guided cable antennas.
therefore
you may be required to occasionally
send a child or two
outside to
re-calibrate units one and units three.
and since you already knew
the radiation
would eventually
melt their tiny hands into little stubs,
we hold no liability for
accidental exposure after product installation.
which is
sort of the whole purpose behind being
a limited liability corporation
in
the first place.
thanks for purchasing our product
and enjoy
your irradiated culture of death.
you
certainly asked for it.
sjw 08/10/17 inspired at this very moment in time by the melting little fingers on the tiny little hands.
from the 'baby series' of poems