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Post by President Ackbar™ on Mar 31, 2018 4:26:11 GMT
Gone with the Win Long-forgotten sequel to the classic film finds Scarlett tracking down Rhett to New Orleans. Sep 12, 2017 at 12:01pm Post by Darth Ackbar the Wise on Sep 12, 2017 at 12:01pm GONE WITH THE WIN A star quarterback retires from football, after winning his first Super Bowl.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 31, 2018 4:37:34 GMT
Star Wars: The Last Jed The last hope for our Rebel heroes is a legendary backwoodsman named Jed Clampett. Post by Darth Ackbar the Wise on Sep 13, 2017 at 6:21pm STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JED Jed Clampett returns to the Galaxy Far Far Away and defeats the Sith. This serves to exhibit Clear and Definite proof that the
GREATEST MINDS OF THE CENTURY DO INDEED THINK ALIKE !
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Mar 31, 2018 4:39:09 GMT
Post by Darth Ackbar the Wise on Sep 13, 2017 at 6:21pm STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JED Jed Clampett returns to the Galaxy Far Far Away and defeats the Sith. This serves to exhibit Clear and Definite proof that the
GREATEST MINDS OF THE CENTURY DO INDEED THINK ALIKE !
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Post by BATouttaheck on Mar 31, 2018 4:50:55 GMT
Dear Mr. President Ackbar™brimfin 's story line was more fully developed on the proposed STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JED. We will be looking forward to your next contribution as we feel that you have GREAT potential as a film title letter dropper Cecil B. deFLATE ACME MOVIE MAKERS, LLC.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Apr 3, 2018 11:54:00 GMT
Die Had
It's the same as the original Die Hard, only it takes place in Boston.
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Post by ellynmacg on Apr 6, 2018 6:14:07 GMT
MY FAIR LAD - I. M. Lillywhite, a young Scotsman (James McAvoy), famous for two things--one, his determination to help all people get an equal shot at their chosen goals, and two, his amazingly pale complexion--finds himself stranded in a near-deserted beach town, searching frantically for a bottle of sunblock, before he loses his battle with a massive case of sunburn. He discovers that the last available bottle of sunblock has been bought by the one person in town who needs it worse than he does--a redheaded former surfer, Blanche Paley (Jessica Chastain) now reduced to beachcombing for a living. Will the beachcomber prove willing to share her precious sunblock with a fellow paleface? Or will she simply betray Mr. Lillywhite by leading him into the clutches of her former boss, U. R. Toast (George Hamilton), owner of the local tanning parlor?
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Post by alfromni on Apr 6, 2018 7:57:59 GMT
My Fir Lady - The romantic saga of a logger's wife.
Ben of the River - A recently found story of a forgotten friiend of Tom Sawyer.
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Post by ellynmacg on Apr 10, 2018 2:35:19 GMT
My Fir Lady - The romantic saga of a logger's wife. Ben of the River - A recently found story of a forgotten friiend of Tom Sawyer. That second one also sounds like something written by L. M. Montgomery, author of Jane of Lantern Hill, Emily of New Moon, and most famously, Anne of Green Gables.
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Post by alfromni on Apr 10, 2018 7:00:56 GMT
Anne of Green Gales - Hitherto lost and failed movie intended as competition to The Wizard of Oz
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Post by ellynmacg on Apr 10, 2018 15:17:26 GMT
The Green Gales, no doubt, being Canadian cousins of the Kansas Gales. Sow White - Two rival farming brothers--"Happy" and "Grumpy" Dorf--specializing in hog-breeding, contend to produce the most perfect female pig. The catch is that she must also be albino. The brothers are finally forced to band together to defeat a local competitor, "Wicked" McQueen, who keeps trying to destroy the lovely Sow White by sneaking poisoned apples into her feed trough.
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Post by alfromni on Apr 10, 2018 19:45:28 GMT
The Beauty and the Best
Yet another telling of the "Magic Mirror on the Wall" adversity.
The Gofather
The story of a swinging parent." Yeah man, gimme five! D'ya feel me Pops?"
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 23, 2018 21:12:45 GMT
STAR WAS The life-cycle of a star--from the greatest peak of what it was to its current status as a white dwarf. Yep--as dull as anything. This is not a particularly gripping film, sadly...
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Post by alfromni on May 22, 2018 9:32:37 GMT
SCHOOL FOR SCUNDRELS - The touching escapades in the "Ackadimy for improuved Spellling"
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Post by ellynmacg on May 27, 2018 18:54:15 GMT
A WINKLE IN TIME - The heartwarming, pulse-pounding life story, told day-by-day, of a shy, yet adventurous Scottish whelk...brought to you by the company that gave us the riveting tale, STAR WAS: SALZMANK, INTERNATIONAL.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Jul 12, 2018 11:51:13 GMT
THE IG CHILL
The attendees at a future super star's funeral find that their blood runs cold. The IG virus is suspected.
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Post by James on Jul 14, 2018 1:52:07 GMT
Fist Blood
Troubled Vietnam soldier John J. Rambo has a boxing match with the Italian Stallion himself, Rocky Balboa.
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on Jul 19, 2018 1:39:23 GMT
Lice Through the Looking Glass
Alice returns to Wonderland, only to return with a case of head lice.
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Post by Catman on Jul 19, 2018 3:12:38 GMT
Charlie & the Chocolate Factor
Working under the careful guidance of Willy Wonka, Charlie discovers what makes chocolate some damn tasty.
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on Jul 19, 2018 11:59:20 GMT
Shaun of the DEA
An English bloke is recruited into the American Drug Enforcement Administration.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Jul 24, 2018 22:53:36 GMT
The Sith Sense:
A young boy sees force ghosts.
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