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Post by azzajones on Oct 20, 2017 22:55:55 GMT
Watching the Thor films I found myself puzzled by what Asgard is?
It can't be a planet since it has a side that drops off into space, yet it has mountains & oceans - and possibly other areas.
Best guess is that it's an artificial construction, something like an outer space Columbia (Bioshock Infinite)
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Post by dazz on Oct 20, 2017 23:17:20 GMT
...It's erm, well I would say it's, eh....Asguard is well Asguard lets just leave it at that shall we?
It's a planet but one in the Marvel universe which means normal rules do not apply, I mean this universe has living planets giant decapitated skulls floating in space being mined for centuries, reality warping stones, teleporting asteroids + talking tree's & racoons, all this shit is impossible but it still exist in this universe...Asguard is relatively tame compared to the other crazy stuff.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2017 0:45:09 GMT
Its a special place in all our hearts, azzajones.
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Post by Lord Death Man on Oct 21, 2017 0:55:03 GMT
Watching the Thor films I found myself puzzled by what Asgard is? It can't be a planet since it has a side that drops off into space, yet it has mountains & oceans - and possibly other areas. Best guess is that it's an artificial construction, something like an outer space Columbia (Bioshock Infinite) You. Want. To. Know. What. It. Is. Asgard is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, on this very message board. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth. Hee hee hee... |
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Post by formersamhmd on Oct 21, 2017 2:29:00 GMT
Watching the Thor films I found myself puzzled by what Asgard is? It can't be a planet since it has a side that drops off into space, yet it has mountains & oceans - and possibly other areas. Best guess is that it's an artificial construction, something like an outer space Columbia (Bioshock Infinite) It is a planet, actually. The 9 "Realms" are really 9 Galaxies interconnected via a wormhole system Asgard controls. Asgard itself is on a planet that's been altered by the Asgardians' advanced science. |
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Post by politicidal on Oct 21, 2017 4:42:51 GMT
A place where myth and science meet. Oh wait that's Skull Island. Never mind.
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Post by poelzig on Oct 21, 2017 7:44:34 GMT
It's a place where the end of everything and the death of everyone means it's time to double down on all the jokes and (fingers crossed) even more bodily function humor.
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Post by azzajones on Oct 21, 2017 9:34:36 GMT
Very well.
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Post by dazz on Oct 21, 2017 18:04:37 GMT
Also if you misread the question slightly it's a useful piece of clothing to be worn to prevent unwanted sodomy, highly popular in all male boarding schools and prisons...or what you call it when a women's friend prevents drunk idiots from grabbing or slapping them on the rump.
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Post by merh on Oct 24, 2017 9:30:59 GMT
So it's like earth, heaven, hell, etc.
Where is heaven?
Where is hell?
Asgard is where the Aesir dwell.
Humans dwell in Midgard.
Valhalla is where honored dead warriors go.
Hel is where most of the dead go.
How is that hard to conceive of?
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Post by deeznutz on Oct 26, 2017 11:53:39 GMT
Someone who keeps watch while you shit in the woods
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Post by Terrapin Station on Oct 26, 2017 12:15:41 GMT
Otherwise known as a diaper.
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Post by formersamhmd on Oct 26, 2017 12:27:17 GMT
It's a place where the end of everything and the death of everyone means it's time to double down on all the jokes and (fingers crossed) even more bodily function humor. The story of Ragnarok is a tale of cyclical death and rebirth, not the end of everything. |
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Post by dnno1 on Oct 26, 2017 19:38:40 GMT
Watching the Thor films I found myself puzzled by what Asgard is? It can't be a planet since it has a side that drops off into space, yet it has mountains & oceans - and possibly other areas. Best guess is that it's an artificial construction, something like an outer space Columbia (Bioshock Infinite)  |
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Oct 27, 2017 18:55:14 GMT
Watching the Thor films I found myself puzzled by what Asgard is? It can't be a planet since it has a side that drops off into space, yet it has mountains & oceans - and possibly other areas. Best guess is that it's an artificial construction, something like an outer space Columbia (Bioshock Infinite) It's a guard for your ass.
Seriously though, its another dimension, an alternate reality if you will, that doesn't really go by the rules of physics you hope to understand it by. The whole things supposed to be on a massive tree, so go figure!
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Post by formersamhmd on Oct 28, 2017 1:57:26 GMT
Watching the Thor films I found myself puzzled by what Asgard is? It can't be a planet since it has a side that drops off into space, yet it has mountains & oceans - and possibly other areas. Best guess is that it's an artificial construction, something like an outer space Columbia (Bioshock Infinite) It's a guard for your ass.
Seriously though, its another dimension, an alternate reality if you will, that doesn't really go by the rules of physics you hope to understand it by. The whole things supposed to be on a massive tree, so go figure!
It's in another Galaxy, the 9 Realms are really 9 different Galaxies connected by a wormhole system that looks like a Tree when viewed. |
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Post by azzajones on Oct 30, 2017 4:46:53 GMT
The 9 realms are different galaxies...?
I figured they were different planets in the milky way, since Earth is referred to as mid-guard are other planets in the milky way also other mid-guards?
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