Relegation clash: Leicester v Everton

Goal of the month!

Man on wireless (Talksport) Sam Matterface joined in commentary box by some random who has spouted nowt but unentertaining crap for 45 minutes... Oh wait, it's Joey Barton.

F*** me, Barton really is a no-mark. Spent the half time break slagging off Unsworth. "He's never managed men, only boys. Worst Everton player I ever saw. No chance."
Now he's on about the weight of managers. "There are no good fat managers. Unsworth is overweight, too big to be a good manager."
"What about Bob Paisley?"
"Er, yeah but was a beer and pie culture."
"I'm here to critique," he droned on.
What a whacker. Imagine LIVING with this f***wit. Or even having a pint with the prick.
Egotistical, thinks he's witty, in reality a complete used Durex.
But you knew that.

Unsworth is correct. 

If you 'couldn't care less' that would imply you are already at the very lowest level possible for you to care, since you can't care any less.

If you 'couldn't care more' that would imply you are at the very highest level of how much you care, since you couldn't care any more.

Well let's invent an imaginary scale, of 0-10 of how much you care, 0 being you don't care at all, 10 you are at your very highest level of how much you care.

So:

10 Couldn't care more - you literally can not get above 10 here on this scale, so 'you couldn't care more'
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
0  Couldn't care less - you can not get below 0 here on this scale, so 'you couldn't care less'


Americans also have it wrong when they say "they could care less", as that would imply you are anywhere on that scale between greater than 0 and 10.

Hope that clears it up Staggsy.

I've reviewed the lyrics, and they are slightly confusing, as they interchange between 'couldn't care less' and 'couldn't care more'.

'Couldn't care more' would be okay if you were talking about something you REALLY care about.

So slightly ambiguous.

Do you know what ambiguous lyrics do to me Staggsy?  They drive me crazy!  Waaaaheeey!