If they'sa brought Jar Jar back...?
Dec 5, 2017 1:16:30 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2017 1:16:30 GMT
If they'sa brought Jar Jar back in an upcoming Disney SW, how would they portray him yousa thinks? Or how do yousa think that they'sa should portray him?
A) Hims is still a happy-go-lucky, bumbling idiot who accidentally gets caught up in the story.
B) Hims lives in seclusion on Naboo. He married one of Padmé's handmaidens, of all things. (Cameo appearance)
C) Hims is a homeless Spice addict riddled with guilt over his part in empowering Palpatine to become Emperor. He wears clown makeup and busks on the streets of a remote alien world doing "tongue tricks".
D) Hims has become a bitter black-market arms dealer who hangs out in cantinas on an urban alien world. Years of being made a scapegoat for the rise of the Empire have darkened his soul.
E) Hims becomes a Hutt slave who runs "gopher/go for" errands for the Twi'lek dancers.
F) Hims somehow becomes a stowaway aboard the Millennium Falcon. After taking offense to the Porgs being the center of comedy attention he leaves the crew and briefly teams up with Finn. Finn realizes that he has been the ex-Stormtrooper version of Jar Jar. He strands Jar Jar to be captured by Kylo. Kylo keeps Binks locked in a dungeon and tortures him for fun in his spare time.
G) After receiving ridicule and abuse from everywhere he goes, Jar Jar goes into hiding in the Unknown Regions and steals the identity of Captain Tarpals. His impersonation comes off as an odd, schizophrenic blend of both characters. But at least it fools the locals. He is recognized for who he really is by R2D2 and is forced to try to live up to his adopted image and help the protagonists.
H) Hims is secretly the last Sith Lord. He hides from Snoke but is emerging to make a move to try and recruit and seduce Rey. After failing to seduce Padmé years ago, Rey is finally the apprentice hims been looking for.
I) After crossing paths with R2D2 and C3PO again, hims tries to befriend Chewbacca. A clumsy accident of Jar Jar's extremely annoys Chewbacca. And in a fit of rage Chewbacca decides to have Jar Jar's arms and Porgs for breakfast!
J) Hims makes a cameo as Admiral Ackbar's dessert chef.
K) As a corpse at some point in one of the movies.
L) Other
A) Hims is still a happy-go-lucky, bumbling idiot who accidentally gets caught up in the story.
B) Hims lives in seclusion on Naboo. He married one of Padmé's handmaidens, of all things. (Cameo appearance)
C) Hims is a homeless Spice addict riddled with guilt over his part in empowering Palpatine to become Emperor. He wears clown makeup and busks on the streets of a remote alien world doing "tongue tricks".
D) Hims has become a bitter black-market arms dealer who hangs out in cantinas on an urban alien world. Years of being made a scapegoat for the rise of the Empire have darkened his soul.
E) Hims becomes a Hutt slave who runs "gopher/go for" errands for the Twi'lek dancers.
F) Hims somehow becomes a stowaway aboard the Millennium Falcon. After taking offense to the Porgs being the center of comedy attention he leaves the crew and briefly teams up with Finn. Finn realizes that he has been the ex-Stormtrooper version of Jar Jar. He strands Jar Jar to be captured by Kylo. Kylo keeps Binks locked in a dungeon and tortures him for fun in his spare time.
G) After receiving ridicule and abuse from everywhere he goes, Jar Jar goes into hiding in the Unknown Regions and steals the identity of Captain Tarpals. His impersonation comes off as an odd, schizophrenic blend of both characters. But at least it fools the locals. He is recognized for who he really is by R2D2 and is forced to try to live up to his adopted image and help the protagonists.
H) Hims is secretly the last Sith Lord. He hides from Snoke but is emerging to make a move to try and recruit and seduce Rey. After failing to seduce Padmé years ago, Rey is finally the apprentice hims been looking for.
I) After crossing paths with R2D2 and C3PO again, hims tries to befriend Chewbacca. A clumsy accident of Jar Jar's extremely annoys Chewbacca. And in a fit of rage Chewbacca decides to have Jar Jar's arms and Porgs for breakfast!
J) Hims makes a cameo as Admiral Ackbar's dessert chef.
K) As a corpse at some point in one of the movies.
L) Other
