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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 23:11:34 GMT
Moses: You wanna know my secret? You wanna know how I stay so calm? Jesus: Moses, put the staff down! Moses: Sorry kids, you don't get to see my party trick today after all.
Banner: You wanna know my secret? You wanna know how I stay so calm? I PRAY... HARD!
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"Hulk? Smash!"
"Hulk get biblical!!!"
Captain Islam: Jesus, this might be a good time to start praying. The Incredible Christ: That's my secret. I'm always praying...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 23:12:13 GMT
In other words: YES! The MCU is bigger than Jesus!
ArArArchStanton worships at the altar of MCU far more than he does Jesus.
(holy shit! LMAO)
I don't worship people, jesus included, at all. I'm an atheist. I find the whole concept of treating a human being like he was some deity rather silly. Does that include Thor?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 23:12:49 GMT
NOTHING is bigger than Jesus Christ. NOTHING.
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 14, 2017 23:15:32 GMT
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It’s a joke.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 23:26:23 GMT
@themusicdewd23 It’s a joke. Well, putting aside that I'm a Christian and finds this thread offensive, it's not something to joke around about. You DON'T EVER to be bigger than God. EVER.
I'm pretty sure one of the Beatles members once declared they were bigger than Jesus and before you know it they broke up. Lesson here: Don't EVER test God because he will come back right at you.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 23:28:32 GMT
NOTHING is bigger than Jesus Christ. NOTHING. What about... The universe? That's pretty big. What about... President's Day mattress sales? The savings are huge! Ohh Ooh! What about if you took regular Jesus and gave him a ton of steroids? Then he'd be Mega Jesus! You can't argue that Mega Jesus isn't bigger than Jesus...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 23:29:38 GMT
@themusicdewd23 It’s a joke. Well, putting aside that I'm a Christian and finds this thread offensive, it's not something to joke around about. God disagrees with you. He thinks this thread is hilarious.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 23:30:55 GMT
@themusicdewd23 It’s a joke. Well, putting aside that I'm a Christian and finds this thread offensive, it's not something to joke around about. You DON'T EVER to be bigger than God. EVER.
I'm pretty sure one of the Beatles members once declared they were bigger than Jesus and before you know it they broke up. Lesson here: Don't EVER test God because he will come back right at you. I test God every day and I win every day Yes my name is Lucifer. 👹👹👹👹👹 #teamcolden
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 14, 2017 23:36:30 GMT
Angels fly because they can take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 23:38:57 GMT
@themusicdewd23 It’s a joke.
I'm pretty sure one of the Beatles members once declared they were bigger than Jesus and before you know it they broke up. Lesson here: Don't EVER test God because he will come back right at you. So basically... You're saying God is gonna destroy the MCU?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 23:51:09 GMT
Well, putting aside that I'm a Christian and finds this thread offensive, it's not something to joke around about. God disagrees with you. He thinks this thread is hilarious. You don't know God.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 23:51:19 GMT
Angels fly because they can take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. I pity anyone who doesn't find at least a little humor in this thread. I was just laughing my ass off re-reading though all the previous posts!
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 14, 2017 23:51:38 GMT
Apropos of nothing except that you’re here, @themusicdewd23, you know that you’ve never replied to any response I’ve ever given you in one of your threads, right?
And I just saw your last comment. Hm, well. Anyway, not to turn this into a theological extravaganza, but isn’t there something in Psalms about God laughing? I’m no Bible expert, I just seem to remember that.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 23:52:08 GMT
God disagrees with you. He thinks this thread is hilarious. You don't know God. No less than you, pal
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 23:55:28 GMT
Apropos of nothing except that you’re here, @themusicdewd23 , you know that you’ve never replied to any response I’ve ever given you in one of your threads, right? And I just saw your last comment. Hm, well. Anyway, not to turn this into a theological extravaganza, but isn’t there something in Psalms about God laughing? I’m no Bible expert, I just seem to remember that. There is a big difference between laughing at a regular joke and laughing at a joke that was clearly meant to take a jab at God and those who believe in him.
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Post by hardball on Dec 14, 2017 23:55:45 GMT
Angels fly because they can take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. I pity anyone who doesn't find at least a little humor in this thread. I was just laughing my ass off re-reading though all the previous posts! One of the funniest threads I've read so far, agreed. Can't believe some folks are taking this seriously lol.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2017 23:59:11 GMT
Apropos of nothing except that you’re here, @themusicdewd23 , you know that you’ve never replied to any response I’ve ever given you in one of your threads, right? And I just saw your last comment. Hm, well. Anyway, not to turn this into a theological extravaganza, but isn’t there something in Psalms about God laughing? I’m no Bible expert, I just seem to remember that. There is a big difference between laughing at a regular joke and laughing at a joke that was clearly meant to take a jab at God and those who believe in him. How about this one: Jesus, Moses and the Zoroastrain God of Light walk into a bar... Ah forget it. It'd be wasted on you.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2017 0:01:10 GMT
I pity anyone who doesn't find at least a little humor in this thread. I was just laughing my ass off re-reading though all the previous posts! One of the funniest threads I've read so far, agreed. Can't believe some folks are taking this seriously lol. I know right? And to me it's quite clear that it was never meant to put down any religion or anyone who is religious. If anything it was only meant to mock the fanaticism of some comic movie fans. But that was clearly lost on some people.
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 15, 2017 0:06:42 GMT
hardball , @forceghostackbar None of this seems to be getting us anywhere. If someone wants to feel offended, he’ll feel offended. We do tend to be awfully fragile nowadays. (And a bit of Biblical research reveals that Sarah and Abraham laughed at the situation God put them in.) Anyway, the ability to laugh at oneself is a sign of sanity, and it’s a test of a good religion whether you can joke about it. Here’s hoping for his own sake that MusicDewd one day recognizes that sense of humor...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2017 0:08:01 GMT
One of the funniest threads I've read so far, agreed. Can't believe some folks are taking this seriously lol. I know right? And to me it's quite clear that it was never meant to put down any religion or anyone who is religious. If anything it was only meant to mock the fanaticism of some comic movie fans. But that was clearly lost on some people. You are a disgusting pathetic excuse for a human being.
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