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Post by alpha128 on Apr 22, 2020 23:34:14 GMT
I've got this, what, ailment? My doctor, a shrink that I used to go to all the time, he says that in fifty or sixty percent of the cases, a pill really helps.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 22, 2020 23:39:32 GMT
Receptionist: How do you write women so well? Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. 
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 22, 2020 23:44:46 GMT
Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 23, 2020 1:19:38 GMT
You're a disgrace to depression.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 23, 2020 1:33:42 GMT
Just too much reality on a Friday night.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Apr 23, 2020 1:46:47 GMT
Carol the waitress, meet Simon the fag.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 23, 2020 1:55:20 GMT
Can we get you anything else? Water, coffee, couple of female slaves?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Apr 23, 2020 2:13:10 GMT
And then they send me to ER where I have to talk to whatever 12 year old they just made a Doctor...  |
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