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Post by Notthedroids on Jan 23, 2021 0:17:47 GMT
Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
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Post by Notthedroids on Jan 23, 2021 0:25:22 GMT
This is a new non-caloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant my company has been working on. It creates a surface 500 times more slippery than any cooking oil. Ahhh! We’re really going to fly down the hill with this stuff.
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Post by Notthedroids on Jan 23, 2021 0:29:40 GMT
If that thing had nine lives, he just spent 'em all.
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