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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 26, 2020 4:54:54 GMT
Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?  Speed (1994) |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 26, 2020 5:03:19 GMT
There is a bomb on this bus. If we slow down, it'll blow. If anyone tries to get off, it'll explode.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 26, 2020 5:13:18 GMT
Well, I'm gonna go home, have some sex. Harry, you're gonna go home and puke. Well that'll be fun too.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 26, 2020 5:21:38 GMT
You shot me, I can't believe it. They're giving you a medal for shooting me, you little prick! Harry... you TOLD me to.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 26, 2020 5:40:41 GMT
Jack: I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work. Annie: OK. We'll have to base it on sex then. Jack: Whatever you say, ma'am. 
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 26, 2020 5:58:22 GMT
Howard Payne: I'm smarter than you, Jack! I'm smarter! I'm smarter! Jack: Yeah? Well, I'm TALLER!  Highlander (1986)
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 26, 2020 14:24:12 GMT
Fuck me!  Oh, darn.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 26, 2020 14:38:05 GMT
Oh come on, thirty more years of this, you get a tiny pension and a cheap gold watch.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 26, 2020 17:22:57 GMT
Harry Temple: What do you think? Jack: You're the expert, I just work here. 
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 27, 2020 0:24:29 GMT
You're fired! Everybody's fuckin' fired!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 27, 2020 0:34:30 GMT
I gotta get on that bus. You gotta get... yeah, yeah, you get on the bus.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 27, 2020 2:09:59 GMT
Annie: What is that smell? Jack: It's gas. Annie: We're leaking gas? Jack: We are now. Annie: What, you thought you needed another challenge or something? 
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Post by maya55555 on Dec 29, 2020 19:46:26 GMT
Did you have any luck with the bomb? Jack: Yeah, it didn't go off.  |
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