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Post by Captain Spencer on Feb 12, 2024 21:02:21 GMT
Six years from now, I'll be back here with my wife and two kids. And I'll see you, and one of my kids will say, "Daddy, who is that?" And I'll say it's not nice to point at single fat women.  Broadcast News (1987) |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Feb 12, 2024 21:12:29 GMT
Kirk: Now, if there's anything I can do for you... Khan: Well, I certainly hope you'll die soon. 
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Post by Captain Spencer on Feb 12, 2024 21:18:03 GMT
People called in complaining about your sweating?  No, NICE calls, worried that I was having a heart attack.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Feb 13, 2024 2:31:24 GMT
How are you at back rubs?  |
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Post by alpha128 on Feb 13, 2024 2:40:40 GMT
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Post by Captain Spencer on Feb 13, 2024 2:42:49 GMT
At least kiss me when you do that.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Feb 13, 2024 3:06:34 GMT
I say it here...  ...it comes out there.  |
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Post by alpha128 on Feb 13, 2024 3:37:26 GMT
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Post by alpha128 on Feb 13, 2024 3:50:46 GMT
If anything happens to me, you tell every woman I've ever gone out with I was talking about her at the end. That way they'll have to reevaluate me.  |
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Post by movielover on Feb 13, 2024 3:57:42 GMT
It must be nice to always believe you know better, to always think you're the smartest person in the room.  |
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Post by movielover on Feb 13, 2024 4:00:39 GMT
Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?  |
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Post by movielover on Feb 13, 2024 4:03:18 GMT
I like you as much as I can like anyone who thinks I'm an asshole.  |
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Post by movielover on Feb 13, 2024 4:09:29 GMT
You're an amazing woman, what a feeling having you inside my head!  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Feb 13, 2024 17:54:06 GMT
Go ahead Spock. Take your last licks! But this will heal! What I'm going to say can never be erased! It'll scar you forever! Ready? Here it is. You'll never make more than $19,000 a year!  $19,0000 a year, huh? Not bad!  |
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Post by alpha128 on Feb 14, 2024 0:06:34 GMT
Kara: Anyway, if I can pick your brain --  Spock/Controller: I can't help you, sorry. I'm not here to teach remedial reporting. 
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Post by Captain Spencer on Feb 14, 2024 3:59:40 GMT
How long has it been since you're been home?  Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Can you use that?  Depends on how slow a news day it is.  |
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Post by Captain Spencer on Feb 14, 2024 21:22:28 GMT
Spock: This is a brutal layoff. And all because they couldn't program Wednesday nights. Kirk: You can make it less brutal by knocking a million or so off your salary.   Bad joke, I'm sorry. 
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