Post by lenlenlen1 on Mar 9, 2019 16:25:44 GMT
In all seriousness though, the people voting MCU haven't thought this out...
Superman, Aquaman and Batman, Ironman, Captain America and Thor all walk into the same bar...
Batman V Iron Man: They equal each other in most ways, money, charm, looks, etc. expect the ladies dig the Batman costume a lot more. Stark is too much of a playa, while Wayne has a dark edge that makes them think they have to save him. Oh, and the fucking CAR!
Batman wins.
Aquaman V Thor: Both are big bold men, hairy, sexy, sons of royalty. One of them's a blonde, the other is a bottle blonde. I think that the ladies might skew Thor (because Hemsworth), but then Aquaman might remind them that Asgard is destroyed and Thor is basically a homeless dude now with a weird looking eye that came out of a raccoons ass, and that he is currently the King of Atlantis and anyone who weds him becomes QUEEN. Plus his spear is longer than Thor's now destroyed hammer.
Aquaman wins.
Superman V Captain America: Again, the two men are very similar, brave, stoic, leaders, wide shoulders, strong chins. But Superman can fly. Remember how Lois creamed when Supes took her flying? You cant fuck with that. Plus Cap is old.
Superman wins.
DCEU wins.
Batman V Iron Man: You're right that they're similar to each other, at least on the outside. Both are rich, tech-savvy, party-going playboys. The main difference is that Bruce is only faking it, at least the party-going playboy part. That's his front. In reality he's a reclusive, brooding, anti-social lone-wolf who's one step away from mental instability. On the other hand, Tony Stark is a hard-partying playboy through and through, and I feel that women will gravitate towards him due to that authenticity whereas Bruce's darkness will eventually leak out as the night wears on.
Ironman wins.
Aquaman V Thor: Both are walking testosterone statues but Aquaman might be more intriguing, at least physically, due to his more exotic looks. Thing is, while Aquaman is half-human, Thor is full god/alien and would make for a far more interesting one night stand. Especially when you consider that he has 1500 years of experience and has traveled the universe. As intriguing as Aquaman is I feel that most women will gladly pick the more unforgettable experience of sleeping with a near immortal demigod over a half-human atlantean who talks to fish. Besides, although Aquaman's spear is longer, Thor's hammer is thicker... and we all know which attribute women prefer.
Thor wins.
Superman V Captain America: This is a hard one to call. Superman is definitely the more exotic of the two being an alien, plus as you said he can fly. Then there's the fact that he's known to have saved the world singlehandedly. Problem with him is that folks seem divided about him as shown in BvS, with some being quite afraid of him. It also doesn't help that he seems reclusive and kinda emo... though I guess some women might prefer that. Also, his farmboy upbringing might not have prepared him for a night such as this. On the other hand, Rogers is a freaking 90 year old virgin. With something like 2-3 kisses experienced in his lifetime. The main thing he has going for him is that he's a recognized and celebrated hero, is a lot more approachable and charming than Superman, and is a man in uniform. Women dig the uniform. He might also get quite a few pity-dates for still being a virgin. So I'll rate this a toss up.
Tie.
MCU wins.