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Post by Skaathar on May 13, 2018 7:30:06 GMT
Superman, Aquaman and Batman walk into a bar.
Ironman, Captain America and Thor walk into the same bar.
The two teams get into a bet: which team could get the most ladies' numbers before the end of the night.
Rules: 1. The heroes are not allowed to use their powers/gadgets. 2. They are allowed to brag about who they are and what they've accomplished. 3. They can take off their costumes if they need to. 4. Each lady in the bar can only give out her number once.
Which team wins?
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Post by Nicko's Nose on May 13, 2018 7:52:15 GMT
DCEU would get more numbers because they’re real heroes while MCU aren’t real heroes and are selfish douchebags. Oh and they also hate American soldiers which is a major turn off for most ladies.
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Post by Power Ranger on May 13, 2018 8:08:14 GMT
The MCU trio. Tony can hack into all the women’s phones to see their numbers.
edit- oh, that’s using powers. Right.
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Post by scabab on May 13, 2018 11:40:07 GMT
Probably Marvel, the come across as more likable and approachable.
Aquaman and Batman may come across as bit hard to approach, maybe too intimidating.
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on May 13, 2018 11:50:44 GMT
The Marvel Bros!
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Post by Skaathar on May 13, 2018 16:41:35 GMT
The MCU trio. Tony can hack into all the women’s phones to see their numbers. edit- oh, that’s using powers. Right. Yup, no using powers (in Stark's case that's technology). They need to rely on their charm and wit.
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Post by DC-Fan on May 13, 2018 18:37:14 GMT
Superman, Aquaman and Batman walk into a bar. Ironman, Captain America and Thor walk into the same bar. The two teams get into a bet: which team could get the most ladies' numbers before the end of the night. Rules: 1. The heroes are not allowed to use their powers. 2. They are allowed to brag about who they are and what they've accomplished. 3. They can take off their costumes if they need to. 4. Each lady in the bar can only give out her number once. Which team wins? Batman would get the most phone numbes. He's got the coolest car. Most women would want to make out in the Batmobile.
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Post by charzhino on May 13, 2018 18:52:05 GMT
Interesting and funny concept. Id say Batman/Bruce Wayne gets the most girls. He is similar to Stark but is more mysterious and alluring.
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Post by Skaathar on May 13, 2018 19:15:42 GMT
Interesting and funny concept. Id say Batman/Bruce Wayne gets the most girls. He is similar to Stark but is more mysterious and alluring. But can he get enough girls to compensate for Clark's farmboy upbringing? It's a team effort, although I guess we can make a special award for MVP.
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Post by charzhino on May 13, 2018 21:19:51 GMT
Interesting and funny concept. Id say Batman/Bruce Wayne gets the most girls. He is similar to Stark but is more mysterious and alluring. But can he get enough girls to compensate for Clark's farmboy upbringing? It's a team effort, although I guess we can make a special award for MVP. In that case DC would win. Both had their parents taken at a young age too which is an advantage to gain sympathy.
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Post by HorrorMetal on Nov 11, 2018 18:27:30 GMT
Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne are very likely the biggest "ladies men" in the comics. As for the movie versions, and also factoring in that they are currently in their superhero personas with the costumes and whatnot, that might be tougher to determine. Most women I know have a thing for either Chris Hemsworth or Jason Mamoa, so Thor and Aquaman would get a lot of hits. But many also consider Chris Evans and Henry Cavill very handsome, so Captain America and Superman would likely get approached quite a bit as well. I feel like Iron Man would be the biggest "go getter" of the group though and would be rapidly approaching more women than the others, being the most comfortable in charming them with his wit and such. Hmmm... this is rather difficult.
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Post by Skaathar on Nov 11, 2018 19:06:59 GMT
Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne are very likely the biggest "ladies men" in the comics. As for the movie versions, and also factoring in that they are currently in their superhero personas with the costumes and whatnot, that might be tougher to determine. Most women I know have a thing for either Chris Hemsworth or Jason Mamoa, so Thor and Aquaman would get a lot of hits. But many also consider Chris Evans and Henry Cavill very handsome, so Captain America and Superman would likely get approached quite a bit as well. I feel like Iron Man would be the biggest "go getter" of the group though and would be rapidly approaching more women than the others, being the most comfortable in charming them with his wit and such. Hmmm... this is rather difficult. Remember that these are the movie characters, not the actors. Which means you need to take into account the characters' personalities like Clark's farmboy emo upbringing or Steve's 90 year old virginity. Take into account DCEU Bruce Wayne's emo introvertedness and Thor's alien courtship ways. Then consider how popular these superheroes are with the ladies, as well as their natural looks and charm.
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Post by HorrorMetal on Nov 11, 2018 19:16:10 GMT
Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne are very likely the biggest "ladies men" in the comics. As for the movie versions, and also factoring in that they are currently in their superhero personas with the costumes and whatnot, that might be tougher to determine. Most women I know have a thing for either Chris Hemsworth or Jason Mamoa, so Thor and Aquaman would get a lot of hits. But many also consider Chris Evans and Henry Cavill very handsome, so Captain America and Superman would likely get approached quite a bit as well. I feel like Iron Man would be the biggest "go getter" of the group though and would be rapidly approaching more women than the others, being the most comfortable in charming them with his wit and such. Hmmm... this is rather difficult. Remember that these are the movie characters, not the actors. Which means you need to take into account the characters' personalities like Clark's farmboy emo upbringing or Steve's 90 year old virginity. Take into account DCEU Bruce Wayne's emo introvertedness and Thor's alien courtship ways. Then consider how popular these superheroes are with the ladies, as well as their natural looks and charm. Yeah true. I sort of feel like whichever ones that women are most attracted to in real life would likely also ring true in the movie world, but you're right. The personalities of the characters themselves would definitely be a huge factor as well. Still kind of difficult to determine, considering. And judging from the poll, others have had a hard time figuring this out as well.
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Post by politicidal on Nov 12, 2018 1:52:18 GMT
DCEU because Flash...
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Post by Skaathar on Mar 7, 2019 19:13:47 GMT
Bumping for some light-hearted fun topics for a change.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Mar 7, 2019 21:00:03 GMT
Superman, Aquaman and Batman walk into a bar. Ironman, Captain America and Thor walk into the same bar. They fuck one another and everyone's happy!
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Mar 7, 2019 21:15:08 GMT
In all seriousness though, the people voting MCU haven't thought this out...
Superman, Aquaman and Batman, Ironman, Captain America and Thor all walk into the same bar...
Batman V Iron Man: They equal each other in most ways, money, charm, looks, etc. expect the ladies dig the Batman costume a lot more. Stark is too much of a playa, while Wayne has a dark edge that makes them think they have to save him. Oh, and the fucking CAR! Batman wins.
Aquaman V Thor: Both are big bold men, hairy, sexy, sons of royalty. One of them's a blonde, the other is a bottle blonde. I think that the ladies might skew Thor (because Hemsworth), but then Aquaman might remind them that Asgard is destroyed and Thor is basically a homeless dude now with a weird looking eye that came out of a raccoons ass, and that he is currently the King of Atlantis and anyone who weds him becomes QUEEN. Plus his spear is longer than Thor's now destroyed hammer. Aquaman wins.
Superman V Captain America: Again, the two men are very similar, brave, stoic, leaders, wide shoulders, strong chins. But Superman can fly. Remember how Lois creamed when Supes took her flying? You cant fuck with that. Plus Cap is old. Superman wins.
DCEU wins.
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Post by Skaathar on Mar 8, 2019 3:33:53 GMT
In all seriousness though, the people voting MCU haven't thought this out...
Superman, Aquaman and Batman, Ironman, Captain America and Thor all walk into the same bar...
Batman V Iron Man: They equal each other in most ways, money, charm, looks, etc. expect the ladies dig the Batman costume a lot more. Stark is too much of a playa, while Wayne has a dark edge that makes them think they have to save him. Oh, and the fucking CAR! Batman wins.
Aquaman V Thor: Both are big bold men, hairy, sexy, sons of royalty. One of them's a blonde, the other is a bottle blonde. I think that the ladies might skew Thor (because Hemsworth), but then Aquaman might remind them that Asgard is destroyed and Thor is basically a homeless dude now with a weird looking eye that came out of a raccoons ass, and that he is currently the King of Atlantis and anyone who weds him becomes QUEEN. Plus his spear is longer than Thor's now destroyed hammer. Aquaman wins.
Superman V Captain America: Again, the two men are very similar, brave, stoic, leaders, wide shoulders, strong chins. But Superman can fly. Remember how Lois creamed when Supes took her flying? You cant fuck with that. Plus Cap is old. Superman wins.
DCEU wins. Thank you for putting in a well-thought out argument. So I'll extend you the courtesy of making a proper counter argument. Batman V Iron Man: You're right that they're similar to each other, at least on the outside. Both are rich, tech-savvy, party-going playboys. The main difference is that Bruce is only faking it, at least the party-going playboy part. That's his front. In reality he's a reclusive, brooding, anti-social lone-wolf who's one step away from mental instability. On the other hand, Tony Stark is a hard-partying playboy through and through, and I feel that women will gravitate towards him due to that authenticity whereas Bruce's darkness will eventually leak out as the night wears on. Ironman wins. Aquaman V Thor: Both are walking testosterone statues but Aquaman might be more intriguing, at least physically, due to his more exotic looks. Thing is, while Aquaman is half-human, Thor is full god/alien and would make for a far more interesting one night stand. Especially when you consider that he has 1500 years of experience and has traveled the universe. As intriguing as Aquaman is I feel that most women will gladly pick the more unforgettable experience of sleeping with a near immortal demigod over a half-human atlantean who talks to fish. Besides, although Aquaman's spear is longer, Thor's hammer is thicker... and we all know which attribute women prefer. Thor wins. Superman V Captain America: This is a hard one to call. Superman is definitely the more exotic of the two being an alien, plus as you said he can fly. Then there's the fact that he's known to have saved the world singlehandedly. Problem with him is that folks seem divided about him as shown in BvS, with some being quite afraid of him. It also doesn't help that he seems reclusive and kinda emo... though I guess some women might prefer that. Also, his farmboy upbringing might not have prepared him for a night such as this. On the other hand, Rogers is a freaking 90 year old virgin. With something like 2-3 kisses experienced in his lifetime. The main thing he has going for him is that he's a recognized and celebrated hero, is a lot more approachable and charming than Superman, and is a man in uniform. Women dig the uniform. He might also get quite a few pity-dates for still being a virgin. So I'll rate this a toss up. Tie.
MCU wins.
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Post by Grabthar's Hammer on Mar 8, 2019 16:23:10 GMT
Easily Tony Stark. He’s just too much of a rich arrogant bastard. Picking up women isn’t even a skill to him. It’s just a daily occurrence.
Thor would just have to show his arms.
I know we all love Batman and Bruce but he’s not the kind of guy that just picks up women on the fly. I mean he COULD, very easily. But it’s not really his thing. He’s more into the complicated women. He’s attracted to darkness.
Captain America would get like no ladies because he’s so awkward lol.
And Superman only has eyes for one.
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Mar 8, 2019 19:05:40 GMT
Batman wins
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