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Post by ProjectError on Mar 17, 2017 1:01:11 GMT
Judgment Day is upon us. I am a messenger of God, coming forth to share the news, which many of you shall find inconvenient, that only vegans get into Heaven. Yes, it's true. I know right? Those who consume the flesh of innocent beings shall be CAST OUT in the eyes of the Lord. Those who gluttonously contribute to the molestation, kidnapping, torturing, and killing of innocents are filthy sodomites, immoral adulterers, reprobate in the eyes of the Lord.
For all those who seek to live beyond life, to spend eternity with God and His chosen children, you must REPENT and live in a plant-based life. Go vegan! And ye shall receive the reward of eternal life, and happiness en route.
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Post by vernuf on Mar 17, 2017 5:20:59 GMT
Let me think on that as I eat a steak.
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Post by yezziqa on Mar 17, 2017 5:28:28 GMT
So god doesn't like us to eat environmentally friendly foods? Then I guess I would go to hell for trying and save the planet.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2017 6:26:28 GMT
Judgment Day is upon us. I am a messenger of God, coming forth to share the news, which many of you shall find inconvenient, that only vegans get into Heaven. Yes, it's true. I know right? Those who consume the flesh of innocent beings shall be CAST OUT in the eyes of the Lord. Those who gluttonously contribute to the molestation, kidnapping, torturing, and killing of innocents are filthy sodomites, immoral adulterers, reprobate in the eyes of the Lord. For all those who seek to live beyond life, to spend eternity with God and His chosen children, you must REPENT and live in a plant-based life. Go vegan! And ye shall receive the reward of eternal life, and happiness en route. YAY for me, and Forest Green Rovers  |
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Post by johnblutarsky on Mar 17, 2017 17:58:47 GMT
I've never encountered an eatable plant that caused me harm, but I've seen a few cows that have given me crossed looks on occasion. Revenge is mine!
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