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Post by Rodney Farber on Jun 4, 2018 21:56:28 GMT
Six months ago, my niece had a baby girl, Anna.
Last Sunday, Anna and two other infants were baptized into my niece's church. At the end, the priest announced to all parents and onlookers, "Now they are children of God".
WTF were they before?  Chopped liver??? Since when does a human, reading from a book printed in Philadelphia, and wearing vestments made in Omaha have the authority to make that declaration? |
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Jun 5, 2018 0:02:43 GMT
Six months ago, my niece had a baby girl, Anna.
Last Sunday, Anna and two other infants were baptized into my niece's church. At the end, the priest announced to all parents and onlookers, "Now they are children of God".
WTF were they before? Chopped liver??? Since when does a human, reading from a book printed in Philadelphia, and wearing vestments made in Omaha have the authority to make that declaration? Since your niece said he had the authority. |
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Post by clusium on Jun 5, 2018 14:36:40 GMT
Six months ago, my niece had a baby girl, Anna.
Last Sunday, Anna and two other infants were baptized into my niece's church. At the end, the priest announced to all parents and onlookers, "Now they are children of God".
WTF were they before? Chopped liver??? Since when does a human, reading from a book printed in Philadelphia, and wearing vestments made in Omaha have the authority to make that declaration? Yep. That's what they were before. Chopped liver.  |
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Post by goz on Jun 6, 2018 1:28:35 GMT
Six months ago, my niece had a baby girl, Anna.
Last Sunday, Anna and two other infants were baptized into my niece's church. At the end, the priest announced to all parents and onlookers, "Now they are children of God".
WTF were they before? Chopped liver??? Since when does a human, reading from a book printed in Philadelphia, and wearing vestments made in Omaha have the authority to make that declaration? Yep. That's what they were before. Chopped liver. Silly me! At first I thought this was your best abortion joke!  |
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Post by Rodney Farber on Jun 6, 2018 15:11:55 GMT
Six months ago, my niece had a baby girl, Anna.
Last Sunday, Anna and two other infants were baptized into my niece's church. At the end, the priest announced to all parents and onlookers, "Now they are children of God".
WTF were they before? Chopped liver??? Since when does a human, reading from a book printed in Philadelphia, and wearing vestments made in Omaha have the authority to make that declaration? Since your niece said he had the authority. Point taken. Despite all the sarcasm in my original post, you did raise a valid point. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2018 15:30:03 GMT
Rituals... they're so mystical!
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Chopped liver??? Since when does a human, reading from a book printed in Philadelphia, and wearing vestments made in Omaha have the authority to make that declaration?
