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Post by drystyx on Jun 14, 2018 16:48:46 GMT
Pay will be a portion of the profits. We intend to enter from the South instead of the North, veering through the Western sea, but we really need a guide, because none of even know if there is a Western sea, or a way in from the South.
Bring your own ropes and Indiana Jones style hats and whips.
Pay only to those who come back alive.
Needed:
3 guides 5 interpreters, one Latin, one Greek, one Hebrew, one Chinese, and one "jive" 100 lackeys 300 supplies carriers 200 firemen with long hoses 2 people at top of hole to turn water on and off for the firemen 2 priests 2 rabbis 20,000,000,000 atheists (don't ask why) 5 knights who aren't afraid of rabbits 7 samurai 3 French hens 1 virgin
Applications for safari members accepted on this thread. Rival expeditions possible, and there may be "trouble". So if you do doubt your courage, come no further, for death alone awaits you with nasty, pointy teeth.
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Post by maya55555 on Jun 14, 2018 16:54:18 GMT
My Dearest Drystyx:
What no cooks?
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Jun 14, 2018 17:05:38 GMT
You thought this out a lot more carefully than me. I would have just taken an armored division.
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Post by drystyx on Jun 14, 2018 17:05:50 GMT
My Dearest Drystyx:
What no cooks? We forage on the way through the wilds. No cooks. No second breakfast. No elevensies.
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Post by clusium on Jun 14, 2018 19:28:11 GMT
Pay will be a portion of the profits. We intend to enter from the South instead of the North, veering through the Western sea, but we really need a guide, because none of even know if there is a Western sea, or a way in from the South. Bring your own ropes and Indiana Jones style hats and whips. Pay only to those who come back alive. Needed: 3 guides 5 interpreters, one Latin, one Greek, one Hebrew, one Chinese, and one "jive" 100 lackeys 300 supplies carriers 200 firemen with long hoses 2 people at top of hole to turn water on and off for the firemen 2 priests 2 rabbis 20,000,000,000 atheists (don't ask why) 5 knights who aren't afraid of rabbits 7 samurai 3 French hens 1 virgin Applications for safari members accepted on this thread. Rival expeditions possible, and there may be "trouble". So if you do doubt your courage, come no further, for death alone awaits you with nasty, pointy teeth. What are rabbits doing in Hell....?!?!
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Post by Eλευθερί on Jun 14, 2018 19:44:50 GMT
Needed: 200 firemen with long hoses 1 virgin Bit of a mismatch there, don't you think?
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Post by progressiveelement on Jun 14, 2018 20:25:23 GMT
We won't need eyes where we're going!
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Post by Eλευθερί on Jun 14, 2018 20:27:38 GMT
Pay will be a portion of the profits. We intend to enter from the South instead of the North, veering through the Western sea, but we really need a guide, because none of even know if there is a Western sea, or a way in from the South. Bring your own ropes and Indiana Jones style hats and whips. Pay only to those who come back alive. Needed: 3 guides 5 interpreters, one Latin, one Greek, one Hebrew, one Chinese, and one "jive" 100 lackeys 300 supplies carriers 200 firemen with long hoses 2 people at top of hole to turn water on and off for the firemen 2 priests 2 rabbis 20,000,000,000 atheists (don't ask why) 5 knights who aren't afraid of rabbits 7 samurai 3 French hens 1 virgin Applications for safari members accepted on this thread. Rival expeditions possible, and there may be "trouble". So if you do doubt your courage, come no further, for death alone awaits you with nasty, pointy teeth. What are rabbits doing in Hell....?!?!
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Post by drystyx on Jun 14, 2018 20:44:11 GMT
Pay will be a portion of the profits. We intend to enter from the South instead of the North, veering through the Western sea, but we really need a guide, because none of even know if there is a Western sea, or a way in from the South. Bring your own ropes and Indiana Jones style hats and whips. Pay only to those who come back alive. Needed: 3 guides 5 interpreters, one Latin, one Greek, one Hebrew, one Chinese, and one "jive" 100 lackeys 300 supplies carriers 200 firemen with long hoses 2 people at top of hole to turn water on and off for the firemen 2 priests 2 rabbis 20,000,000,000 atheists (don't ask why) 5 knights who aren't afraid of rabbits 7 samurai 3 French hens 1 virgin Applications for safari members accepted on this thread. Rival expeditions possible, and there may be "trouble". So if you do doubt your courage, come no further, for death alone awaits you with nasty, pointy teeth. What are rabbits doing in Hell....?!?!
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Post by clusium on Jun 14, 2018 22:52:26 GMT
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Post by clusium on Jun 14, 2018 22:54:04 GMT
What are rabbits doing in Hell....?!?!
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Post by goz on Jun 14, 2018 23:05:24 GMT
I REALLY wanted to be the token virgin going to Hell butt how are you at time warping back to circa 1970?
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Post by maya55555 on Jun 15, 2018 0:12:30 GMT
gozzy
You gave up your grace at 18. I hope that that EPIC event was within the boundaries of matrimony.
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Post by maya55555 on Jun 15, 2018 0:16:27 GMT
drystyx
Well I hope your jungle is gluten free.
Where are people seeing rabbits, when you said rabbis?
( I tried to respectfully post a pix of a Rebbe to avoid confusion, but it is erased???)
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Post by clusium on Jun 15, 2018 0:37:28 GMT
drystyx
Well I hope your jungle is gluten free.
Where are people seeing rabbits, when you said rabbis?
( I tried to respectfully post a pix of a Rebbe to avoid confusion, but it is erased???)
Maya, Drystyx mentioned BOTH rabbis & rabbits in his original post.
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Post by Catman on Jun 15, 2018 0:52:43 GMT
Never underestimate the dangers posed by lagomorphs.
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Post by goz on Jun 15, 2018 1:05:16 GMT
I forgot to mention in my previous application, that I own BOTH waterproof (firemen with long hoses) and flameproof (normal hell stuff) pants. They have served me well in the past preventing various disasters, so I had them dry cleaned and they are ready for action again. Unfortunately the sequins melted in the dry cleaning process (who knew chemicals in the dry cleaning can be more destructive than the flames from hell? ) but they are still quite attractive and very serviceable, and they still fit nicely. ...just so you know! ( in case there is another application from a lapsed virgin ) I would expect preference on these grounds.
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Post by goz on Jun 15, 2018 1:13:34 GMT
Never underestimate the dangers posed by lagomorphs. I don't know about that anymore! There numbers have been in decline in recents eras! I think something got lost in translation and they didn't understand when Noah/God said to them (after the little vacation on the Ark') to go and 'breed like lagomorphs'!
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Post by Catman on Jun 15, 2018 1:19:03 GMT
Never underestimate the dangers posed by lagomorphs. I don't know about that anymore! There numbers have been in decline in recents eras! I think something got lost in translation and they didn't understand when Noah/God said to them (after the little vacation on the Ark') to go and 'breed like lagomorphs'! The adders had even more problems with that whole 'go forth and multiple' thing, so Noah had to cut down a forest and make them a log table.
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Post by goz on Jun 15, 2018 1:24:54 GMT
I don't know about that anymore! There numbers have been in decline in recents eras! I think something got lost in translation and they didn't understand when Noah/God said to them (after the little vacation on the Ark') to go and 'breed like lagomorphs'! The adders had even more problems with that whole 'go forth and multiple' thing, so Noah had to cut down a forest and make them a log table.WTF? Why wasn't he a modern conservationist Noah and recycle the friggin' ark? Some people just got no smarts or foreknowledge! It would have been win/win. Happy adders with no need to seek solace in Cleopatra's bosom and less oxygen depletion for future generations of adders.
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