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Post by novastar6 on Mar 18, 2017 6:48:55 GMT
Thanks to Wes Craven we're all very familiar with the 3 most famous horror movie survival rules:
Don't have sex
Don't do drugs/drink
Never say 'I'll be right back'
But we know there are far more rules to horror movies than that. So let's compile our own list.
Don't make any reference to the rest of your life, because it'll only be about 5 minutes, if that.
Never trust the German doctor, whatever reason you're there, just get the hell out, shoot the Nazi and run.
Don't ever read any old scrolls, spells or curses.
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Post by fangirl1975 on Mar 18, 2017 17:31:56 GMT
Don't accept an assisting job offered by a mad scientist
By extension don't fall for said mad scientist's daughter
Don't go out on the night of the full moon
Don't accept a dinner invitation from Peter Cushing when he's creating a being from parts of corpses
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Post by novastar6 on Mar 19, 2017 8:06:18 GMT
Your cell phone will NOT work.
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Post by femalefan on Mar 19, 2017 8:32:00 GMT
Don't go into the basement if the lights aren't working
If you hear a noise don't investigate
Don't go upstairs if you're being chased by the killer
Never split up
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Post by CoyoteGraves on Mar 19, 2017 8:38:08 GMT
Don't have a large group of friends where each person fits a different stereotype mold.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2017 8:51:44 GMT
Avoid Pacific islands and their surrounding waters where nuclear warheads have been detonated.
Turn down any job requiring travel to Transylvania.
Never traverse an English moor, especially at night.
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Post by novastar6 on Mar 19, 2017 14:09:33 GMT
I wonder if any movie did that and one of the characters said 'what the hell do you think this is, Scooby Doo?' |
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Post by CoyoteGraves on Mar 19, 2017 14:32:05 GMT
I wonder if any movie did that and one of the characters said 'what the hell do you think this is, Scooby Doo?' Scary Movie 2 sort of did that. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2017 18:12:16 GMT
Don't ignore a ghost who's trying to get your attention. It pisses him off.
Don't assume you are merely hallucinating.
Don't go very near any hole in the ground or drain in your house from which demonic sounds are emanating.
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