Post by drystyx on Jun 27, 2018 17:06:56 GMT
I'm not counting those neck snaps that you can't hear. You have to go all the way back to when you last snapped a neck that gave that cracking sound that Arnie and Sylvester get when they snap necks.
I was thinking back, it was over two weeks ago I think. I was in line at Wal Mart, behind a guy, his wife, and her sister, and the sister's husband cut in line to join them, so I snapped his neck, then I snapped the other guy's neck, and both made the "crack" sound, honest. I wouldn't lie about that. Then I had sex with the two women right there in the store, but I was very polite about it, stepping out of line, so the people behind me wouldn't have to wait, or else they might have to snap my neck.
Oh, heck! I forgot to pay for the stuff I bought there. Now, they'll send that big tough guy to snap my neck. But I'll do like last time and pretend to crash my little airplane and be upside down and trick him into opening a car trunk of merchandise that will set off a bomb. Works every time.
So when is the last time you snapped a neck or two or three that made the official snap sound? Remember, we're only talking about the ones you can hear.
I was thinking back, it was over two weeks ago I think. I was in line at Wal Mart, behind a guy, his wife, and her sister, and the sister's husband cut in line to join them, so I snapped his neck, then I snapped the other guy's neck, and both made the "crack" sound, honest. I wouldn't lie about that. Then I had sex with the two women right there in the store, but I was very polite about it, stepping out of line, so the people behind me wouldn't have to wait, or else they might have to snap my neck.
Oh, heck! I forgot to pay for the stuff I bought there. Now, they'll send that big tough guy to snap my neck. But I'll do like last time and pretend to crash my little airplane and be upside down and trick him into opening a car trunk of merchandise that will set off a bomb. Works every time.
So when is the last time you snapped a neck or two or three that made the official snap sound? Remember, we're only talking about the ones you can hear.
