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Post by GoodbyePorkPieHat on Jul 1, 2018 18:45:32 GMT
This is mine. I wish Trump would tweet it sometime.
You do know that John 10 is a parable, right? That those who climb over the wall are those who are trying to enter Heaven in ways other than by God's way and that Jesus is the door in the wall.
"This parable spake Jesus unto them: but they understood not what things they were which he spake unto them." - John 10:6
"I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture." - John 10:9.
The Devil can cite Scripture for his own purpose.
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Post by Catman on Jul 1, 2018 18:47:30 GMT
2 Kings 2:23-24
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Jul 1, 2018 18:50:16 GMT
You do know that John 10 is a parable, right? That those who climb over the wall are those who are trying to enter Heaven in ways other than by God's way and that Jesus is the door in the wall.
"This parable spake Jesus unto them: but they understood not what things they were which he spake unto them." - John 10:6
"I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture." - John 10:9.
The Devil can cite Scripture for his own purpose. Or the fool. The "Wall" of the Good Shepherd Parable of John 10 isn't a good thing. It separates those who haven't been saved from the Kingdom of God.
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Post by GoodbyePorkPieHat on Jul 1, 2018 18:50:34 GMT
"2 Corinthians walk into a bar..."
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Post by SciFive on Jul 1, 2018 18:58:52 GMT
This is mine. I wish Trump would tweet it sometime.
Then I would tweet back Leviticus 19:24: "The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God." This was referring to converts, not illegal aliens, though.
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Post by SciFive on Jul 1, 2018 19:03:40 GMT
"How goodly are your tents, O Jacob."
Someone comes to curse the Jewish people and ends up blessing them instead.
Numbers 22-24
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Post by mr_self on Jul 1, 2018 19:28:03 GMT
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Post by Morgana on Jul 1, 2018 19:37:36 GMT
This is mine. I wish Trump would tweet it sometime.
1 Corinthians 13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal. 2 And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing. 3 And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing. 4 Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, 5 Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil; 6 Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth; 7 Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things. 8 Charity never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall vanish away. 9 For we know in part, and we prophesy in part. 10 But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away. 11 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. 12 For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known. 13 And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity. King James Version (KJV)
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Post by ABBEY1227 on Jul 1, 2018 19:56:05 GMT
Nobody went with this one?..........
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
I've actually been partial to another quote from different movie, anyone care to guess which one?.......
When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put away childish things.
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Post by Heretic the Musk Whisperer on Jul 1, 2018 20:12:50 GMT
Nobody went with this one?.......... The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.I've actually been partial to another quote from different movie, anyone care to guess which one?....... When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put away childish things.Everyone on this board is apparantly a Bible scholar and knows it's a made up verse. Amazingly, its stolen from a Sonny Chiba movie. The proof being that it's made up and quoted word for word.
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Post by Heretic the Musk Whisperer on Jul 1, 2018 20:14:54 GMT
Nobody went with this one?.......... The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.I've actually been partial to another quote from different movie, anyone care to guess which one?....... When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put away childish things.Everyone on this board is apparantly a Bible scholar and knows it's a made up verse. Amazingly, its stolen from a Sonny Chiba movie. The proof being that it's made up and quoted word for word.
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Post by ABBEY1227 on Jul 1, 2018 20:21:51 GMT
When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put away childish things. Everyone on this board is apparantly a Bible scholar and knows it's a made up verse.Amazingly, its stolen from a Sonny Chiba movie. The proof being that it's made up and quoted word for word.
They're all 'made up'. And I do find it interesting just how many versions of verses you can find.........depending on the translation, language, choice of Bibles, etc etc
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Post by Heretic the Musk Whisperer on Jul 1, 2018 20:23:33 GMT
Everyone on this board is apparantly a Bible scholar and knows it's a made up verse.Amazingly, its stolen from a Sonny Chiba movie. The proof being that it's made up and quoted word for word.
They're all 'made up'. And I do find it interesting just how many versions of verses you can find.........depending on the translation, language, choice of Bibles, etc etc I disagree with that. The old testament is quite accurate as a recorder of history. Like they mention the hittite which were censored by most historians due to political reasons.
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Post by Royale H. Oaks on Jul 1, 2018 20:26:07 GMT
I like how Van Bruan had to put this on his gravestone to confess the moon hoax.
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Post by jammer81386 on Jul 1, 2018 20:30:06 GMT
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God. --Matthew 5:9
Also, this excerpt from Luke
One of the criminals who hung there heaped abuse on Him. “Are You not the Christ?” he said. “Save Yourself and us!” 40 But the other one rebuked him, saying, “Do you not even fear God, since you are under the same judgment? 41 We are punished justly, for we are receiving what we deserve for our actions. But this man has done nothing wrong". 42 Then he said, “Jesus, remember me when You come into Your kingdom!” 43And Jesus said to him, “Truly I tell you, today you will be with Me in Paradise.”
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Post by ABBEY1227 on Jul 1, 2018 20:31:19 GMT
They're all 'made up'. And I do find it interesting just how many versions of verses you can find.........depending on the translation, language, choice of Bibles, etc etc I disagree with that. The old testament is quite accurate as a recorder of history. Like they mention the hittite which were censored by most historians due to political reasons.
With wit, wisdom, and an extraordinary talent for turning dry, difficult reading into colorful and realistic accounts, the creator of the bestselling Don't Know Much About®, series now brings the world of the Old and New testaments to life as no one else can in the bestseller Don't Know Much About® The Bible. Relying on new research and improved translations, Davis uncovers some amazing questions and contradictions about what the Bible really says. Jericho's walls may have tumbled down because the city lies on a fault line. Moses never parted the Red Sea. There was a Jesus, but he wasn't born on Christmas and he probably wasn't an only child.
Davis brings readers up-to-date on findings gleaned from the Dead Sea Scrolls and Gnostic Gospels that prompt serious scholars to ask such serious questions as: Who wrote the Bible? Did Jesus say everything we were taught he did? Did he say more? By examining the Bible historically, Davis entertains and amazes, provides a much better understanding of the subject, and offers much more fun learning about it.
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Post by Heretic the Musk Whisperer on Jul 1, 2018 20:36:18 GMT
I disagree with that. The old testament is quite accurate as a recorder of history. Like they mention the hittite which were censored by most historians due to political reasons.
With wit, wisdom, and an extraordinary talent for turning dry, difficult reading into colorful and realistic accounts, the creator of the bestselling Don't Know Much About®, series now brings the world of the Old and New testaments to life as no one else can in the bestseller Don't Know Much About® The Bible. Relying on new research and improved translations, Davis uncovers some amazing questions and contradictions about what the Bible really says. Jericho's walls may have tumbled down because the city lies on a fault line. Moses never parted the Red Sea. There was a Jesus, but he wasn't born on Christmas and he probably wasn't an only child.
Davis brings readers up-to-date on findings gleaned from the Dead Sea Scrolls and Gnostic Gospels that prompt serious scholars to ask such serious questions as: Who wrote the Bible? Did Jesus say everything we were taught he did? Did he say more? By examining the Bible historically, Davis entertains and amazes, provides a much better understanding of the subject, and offers much more fun learning about it.
Okay. First of all, I can tell this book is crap. Jesus may have had a sibling? Well duh. His name was James and he has a pretty big role in the New Testament. The Catholic bibles censor this, but its indisputable. Also, I dont recall anywhere in the Bible saying that Jesus was born on Christmas. That's ridiculous. In fact, it has shepard's watching over their fields in the bible, which they wouldn't have done in winter, but probably would be in summer or spring.
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Post by GoodbyePorkPieHat on Jul 1, 2018 20:39:19 GMT
They're all 'made up'. :P And I do find it interesting just how many versions of verses you can find.........depending on the translation, language, choice of Bibles, etc etc
I disagree with that. The old testament is quite accurate as a recorder of history. Like they mention the hittite which were censored by most historians due to political reasons. If you haven't read it already, you might enjoy Asimov's "Guide To The Bible". Although it's a secular work, it's not critical of the religious aspects of The Bible but instead compares the events described in it to other historical works of the same time period.
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Post by ant-mac on Jul 1, 2018 20:39:26 GMT
Revelation 13:18 KJV: Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
I always enjoyed THE OMEN and its sequels.
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Post by ant-mac on Jul 1, 2018 20:42:31 GMT
I've actually been partial to another quote from different movie, anyone care to guess which one?....... When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put away childish things.I know it...
DOCTOR WHO - THE CURSE OF FENRIC.
Serial 3, season 26, 1989.
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