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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jul 11, 2018 6:37:33 GMT
For me its The Lock In. www.imdb.com/title/tt4185488/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1I saw this last October around Halloween. Its just amazing on how awful film can be. Its a found footage film. The film is about a group of teens spending a lock in at their church. One brings a dirty magazine to the lock in and apparently not only the magazine but all porn/nude pics are possessed by demons. The kids disappear and the rest run around and yell for the whole film. I get the biggest kick on how they are trying to break the windows but in real life they didnt want to damage the building so they are lightly taping the windows to break them. Its crazy bad. Whats yours?
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Post by masterofallgoons on Jul 11, 2018 12:48:01 GMT
Things from 1989. I'm not sure that really counts, since it's barely an actual movie. It was obviously thrown together by a couple of idiots who got 25 bucks together to make a movie in their friend's cabin.
Still, I've seen other crappy, no budget, 80s, painfully dumb attempts at horror movies, and none were as inept as this. It's horrendous in every imaginable way, and invents new ways to be awful that you'd never conceive of.
In some ways that made it memorable, and the atmosphere in which I saw it made it somewhat entertaining, but it's genuinely the worst thing I've ever seen.
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Post by politicidal on Jul 11, 2018 14:10:24 GMT
Jaws: the Revenge (1987)
The Invasion (2007) - or is that more science fiction?
Blair Witch (2016)
Halloween (2007)
When a Stranger Calls (2008)
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 11, 2018 16:12:25 GMT
Track Of the Moon Beast - poor on every level.
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Post by Primemovermithrax Pejorative on Jul 11, 2018 16:29:46 GMT
Things from 1989. I'm not sure that really counts, since it's barely an actual movie. It was obviously thrown together by a couple of idiots who got 25 bucks together to make a movie in their friend's cabin. Ah yes-when you want bad, buy Canadian.
Mine is THE KEEPER 1976. Christopher Lee's worst movie. The movie his union told him not to make (I assume because he was the only professional actor in it--although Liev Schreiber's father is the star). A movie so lame it failed to get theatrical release and was dumped on Canadian tv.
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Post by QueenB on Jul 11, 2018 17:40:41 GMT
So many but the one that comes to mind at the moment is The Gallows. Another honorable mention is Babadook. But to be fair, I turned that one off in the middle of it because I was bored.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jul 11, 2018 18:27:08 GMT
So many but the one that comes to mind at the moment is The Gallows. Another honorable mention is Babadook. But to be fair, I turned that one off in the middle of it because I was bored. The Gallows was lame. And they wanted a franchise out of it.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jul 11, 2018 18:27:52 GMT
Track Of the Moon Beast - poor on every level. Indeed that movie sucks.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jul 11, 2018 18:28:30 GMT
As Above, So Below (2014) Almost the entire movie is people running around in the dark and screaming. You can't even see or tell what is going on. I actually liked that one. Nothing great but I was entertained.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jul 11, 2018 18:29:27 GMT
Jaws: the Revenge (1987)
The Invasion (2007) - or is that more science fiction?
Blair Witch (2016)
Halloween (2007)
When a Stranger Calls (2008)
Everyone hates Jaws: the Revenge. I didnt like it but I seen far worse.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jul 11, 2018 18:30:10 GMT
Things from 1989. I'm not sure that really counts, since it's barely an actual movie. It was obviously thrown together by a couple of idiots who got 25 bucks together to make a movie in their friend's cabin. Still, I've seen other crappy, no budget, 80s, painfully dumb attempts at horror movies, and none were as inept as this. It's horrendous in every imaginable way, and invents new ways to be awful that you'd never conceive of. In some ways that made it memorable, and the atmosphere in which I saw it made it somewhat entertaining, but it's genuinely the worst thing I've ever seen. I never seen that one but have heard of it. Now I really want to see it.
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jul 11, 2018 18:31:04 GMT
Ever see Killjoy 2, 3 or 4? I liked 2 and 3. Far better done films.
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Post by James on Jul 11, 2018 18:34:42 GMT
Hellraiser: Revelations. I'm sure there's worse but so far as I know, this is the crowning jewel of bad horror films.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Jul 11, 2018 18:35:03 GMT
For me its The Lock In. www.imdb.com/title/tt4185488/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1I saw this last October around Halloween. Its just amazing on how awful film can be. Its a found footage film. The film is about a group of teens spending a lock in at their church. One brings a dirty magazine to the lock in and apparently not only the magazine but all porn/nude pics are possessed by demons. The kids disappear and the rest run around and yell for the whole film. I get the biggest kick on how they are trying to break the windows but in real life they didnt want to damage the building so they are lightly taping the windows to break them. Its crazy bad. Whats yours? I've never seen The Lock In, but it does sound quite lame. I wonder, are the demons that possess the porn pictures actually the spirits of dead porn stars who committed suicide or died of drug overdose?
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Jul 11, 2018 18:38:59 GMT
For me its The Lock In. www.imdb.com/title/tt4185488/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1I saw this last October around Halloween. Its just amazing on how awful film can be. Its a found footage film. The film is about a group of teens spending a lock in at their church. One brings a dirty magazine to the lock in and apparently not only the magazine but all porn/nude pics are possessed by demons. The kids disappear and the rest run around and yell for the whole film. I get the biggest kick on how they are trying to break the windows but in real life they didnt want to damage the building so they are lightly taping the windows to break them. Its crazy bad. Whats yours? I've never seen The Lock In, but it does sound quite lame. I wonder, are the demons that possess the porn pictures actually the spirits of dead porn stars who committed suicide or died of drug overdoes? They should have got into that but I guess no creativity of any kind was allowed.
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Post by Lebowskidoo π¦ on Jul 11, 2018 22:14:45 GMT
Please see the neighboring werewolf thread for my review of Howling: New Moon Rising. Just when I thought I wouldn't or couldn't subject myself to anything worse, I've recently viewed Cruel Jaws, which is the the most ripped off wannabe B.S. movie I've ever seen! Scenes, characters, even lines of dialogue are lifted whole or in part from the Jaws series, The Last Shark or Deep Blood. How the makers of this turd were never sued into oblivion, I will never understand.
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Post by Nicko's Nose on Jul 11, 2018 23:23:06 GMT
So many but the one that comes to mind at the moment is The Gallows. Another honorable mention is Babadook. But to be fair, I turned that one off in the middle of it because I was bored. The Babadook is an 8/10 at worst.
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Post by Nicko's Nose on Jul 11, 2018 23:24:22 GMT
As Above, So Below (2014) Almost the entire movie is people running around in the dark and screaming. You can't even see or tell what is going on. I actually liked that one. Nothing great but I was entertained. Of course you did because itβs a good creepy movie.
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Post by cryptoflovecraft on Jul 12, 2018 12:58:31 GMT
Jaws: the Revenge (1987)
The Invasion (2007) - or is that more science fiction?
Blair Witch (2016)
Halloween (2007)
When a Stranger Calls (2008)
Everyone hates Jaws: the Revenge. I didnt like it but I seen far worse. I don't hate it. While it's certainly no masterpiece, it's better than Jaws 3-D.
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