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Post by Carl LaFong on Jul 21, 2018 12:35:37 GMT
Keep on Churnin' till the butter comes - Wynonie Harris
Keep on churnin’ ‘till the butter comes
Keep on churnin’ ‘till the butter comes
Keep on pumpin’ make the butter flow
Wipe off the paddle and churn some more
Little boy blue come blow your horn
Cow’s in the meadow and sheeps in the corn
Take the sheep, leave her be
Bring the finest brown cow striaght to me
Keep on churnin’ ‘till the butter comes..........
Keep on churnin’ ‘till the butter comes..........
How now brown cow keep on eatin’ your hay
Go in your shed be sure your fed
Go in your shed be sure your fed
Daddy needs butter for his shortnin’ bread
Keep on churnin’ ‘till the butter comes..........
Solo
Ooh now moo cow keep on swishin’ your tail
Don’t kick over the pail
First comes the milk, then comes the cream
Takes good butter to make your daddy scream
Keep on churnin’ ‘till the butter comes..........
I wanted some butter one day, fine brown cow came my way
We kept on pumpin’...... butter came jumpin’
I’ll milk you cow ‘till my pail is full
Look out heifer... here comes your bull
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2018 13:09:11 GMT
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Post by Carl LaFong on Jul 21, 2018 13:39:53 GMT
I was about to post that one. I love it!
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Post by cypher on Jul 21, 2018 14:40:50 GMT
Jesse Powell & Fluffy Hunter - The Walkin' Blues
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Post by cypher on Jul 21, 2018 14:44:52 GMT
Sherri Taylor - He's The One That Rings My Bell
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2018 17:11:12 GMT
My favorite will always be Read a Book. I don't think it can be topped, really. One commenter says "Never has there been a more offensive way to send a positive message." and that absolutely sums it up:
I was disappointed when I learned Lil Jon didn't actually do this song because it would have elevated him to a legend in my mind.
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Post by MCDemuth on Jul 21, 2018 18:00:57 GMT
Maybe I don't quite get some of these meanings, but they sound rude to me...
Randy Newman - "I Love L.A."
"And all the people dressed like monkeys"
"For you and me you bad girl"
"With a big nasty redhead at my side"
"Look at that bum over there, man, he's down on his knees"
For a song singing the praises of L.A... it seems odd to be insulting people, especially his own girlfriend...
I feel sorry for that redheaded girlfriend who is being called BIG, BAD & NASTY... I wonder if she quit being his girlfriend after this song came out... LOL!
It's sad... I really like the rest of the song...
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Post by alpha128 on Jul 21, 2018 18:49:19 GMT
Accept - Son Of A Bitch (Lyrics on screen)
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Post by Sulla on Jul 21, 2018 19:18:55 GMT
Lucille Bogan - Shave 'Em Dry (1935)
Shave 'Em Dry
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry? Now, draw it out! Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry
Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more Oh great God daddy Grind me honey and shave me dry And when you hear me holler baby Want you to shave it dry
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em come Oh, daddy shave me dry And I'll give you somethin' baby Swear it'll make you cry
I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?
Now if fuckin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven I'd be fuckin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry I would fuck you baby, honey I'd make you cry
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell clapper And your dick stands up like a steeple Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door And the crabs walks in like people Ow, shit! Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry
A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn And a pig gets fat from suckin' Reason you see this whore, fat like I am Great God, I got fat from fuckin' Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry
My back is made of whalebone And my cock is made of brass And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars Great God, round to kiss my ass Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry
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Post by permutojoe on Jul 23, 2018 2:37:03 GMT
Gold Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields Sold in the market down in New Orleans Scarred old slaver knows he's doin' all right Hear him whip the women just around midnight Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should Drums beatin' cold, English blood runs hot Lady of the house wonderin' when it's gonna stop House boy knows that he's doin' all right You should have heard him just around midnight Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should Brown Sugar, how come you dance so good Brown Sugar, just like a black girl should I bet your mama was a Cajun Queen, And all her boyfriends were sweet sixteen I'm no school boy but I know what I like You should have heard them just around midnight Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good Brown Sugar, just like a black girl should I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo How come you, how come you dance so good Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo Just like a, just like a black girl should Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo
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Post by bravomailer on Jul 23, 2018 2:44:41 GMT
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Jul 23, 2018 23:35:26 GMT
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Post by darknessfish on Jul 24, 2018 8:05:33 GMT
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Post by Carl LaFong on Jul 24, 2018 11:16:45 GMT
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Post by NJtoTX on Jul 24, 2018 20:52:05 GMT
Tired of bein' lonely, tired of bein' blue I wished I had some good man, to tell my troubles to Seem like the whole world's wrong Since my man's been gone I need a little sugar in my bowl I need a little hot dog on my roll I can stand a bit of lovin', oh so bad I feel so funny, I feel so sad I need a little steam-heat on my floor Maybe I can fix things up, so they'll go What's the matter hard papa Come on and save your mama's soul 'Cause I need a little sugar, in my bowl, doggone it I need a some sugar in my bowl I need a little sugar in my bowl I need a little hot dog between my rolls You gettin' different, I've been told Move your finger, drop something in my bowl I need a little steam-heat on my floor Maybe I can fix things up, so they'll go Get off your knees, I can't see what you're drivin' at It's dark down there looks like a snake! C'mon here and drop somethin' here in my bowl Stop your foolin' and drop somethin' in my bowl
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Post by NJtoTX on Jul 24, 2018 20:53:33 GMT
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Post by maxwellperfect on Jul 24, 2018 23:29:29 GMT
Never officially released, as far as I know.
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Post by NJtoTX on Jul 25, 2018 10:59:25 GMT
I have this LP. Played it once.
Chinga Chavin - Country Porn
A1 Talkin’ Matamoros First Piece O’ Ass Blues A2 Asshole From El Paso A3 Cum Stains On The Pillow A4 Head Boogie A5 Sit, Sit, Sit (Sit On My Face)
B1 Dry Humping In The Back Of A ’55 Ford B2 Get It On The Run B3 Tit Stop Rock B4 4:00 AM Jump B5 Cum Unto Jesus
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