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Post by thenewnexus on Aug 4, 2018 22:06:52 GMT
Its not just the critics but the fans too. They bash batman and Robin and praise Guardians. Very hypocritical It isn't, one is a very good film the other is a biiiiiiiig piece of crap almost too big to fit in the toilet. They praise star lord dancing to beat ronan. |
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Post by summers8 on Aug 4, 2018 22:17:37 GMT
It isn't, one is a very good film the other is a biiiiiiiig piece of crap almost too big to fit in the toilet. They praise star lord dancing to beat ronan. Yep.
but they bashed mr freeze in batman and robin. who did worse than dancing.
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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Aug 5, 2018 5:19:29 GMT
It isn't, one is a very good film the other is a biiiiiiiig piece of crap almost too big to fit in the toilet. They praise star lord dancing to beat ronan. The humor in Guardians of the Galaxy is balanced better with the drama, is better executed, and works to establish its characters personalities and develop them as people - it legitimately serves to the plot and moves it forward. Star Lord trying to distract Ronan by calling for a dance off works because it fits in line with Star Lord's established personality in the rest of the movie - he is not somebody who makes big, emotional speeches on the fly and tends to act before being allowed to react in most situations. Also it establishes how useful the fact that he is of Earth can be when dealing with people and forces from vastly different cultures, he knows Ronan isn't going to recognize his behavior. Not only that, but its established earlier in the movie that the Kree are a very literal race - metaphors fly right over their head and Drax illustrates this throughout the course of the story, so Quill took advantage of the knowledge Rocket shared earlier on the prison ship. In other words...One movie works, the other one doesn't. It's that simple. |
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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Aug 5, 2018 5:24:38 GMT
They praise star lord dancing to beat ronan. Yep.
but they bashed mr freeze in batman and robin. who did worse than dancing.
Because the humor and camp in Guardians works and serves its narrative while the humor and camp in Batman & Robin do not. Star Lord calling for a dance off with Ronan in an attempt to distract actually works because he is shown to be cocky, action oriented earlier on, is using his Earth culture and his knowledge of the Kree to effectively distract an enemy so his friends can defeat him. Mr. Freeze chewing on frozen tobacco, wearing winter based pajamas, and ordering his henchmen to sing a song from a Rankin Bass holiday special is, however, totally a WTF moment because it comes out of nowhere and is not in line with the character at all from how he's presented earlier on or even afterward. Seriously, go to school - or go back to read and learn something about screenwriting and general story writing. You will become a much more attentive movie goer afterwards, a better critic. |
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Aug 5, 2018 15:15:55 GMT
It isn't, one is a very good film the other is a biiiiiiiig piece of crap almost too big to fit in the toilet. They praise star lord dancing to beat ronan. this scene will live on in infamy eclipsing everything. Unlike with drama, abysmal writing is often misinterpreted and excused as as comedy by the less endowed mind. Some cheese takes a while until all people realize how rotten it is.   And the fish always starts rotting at the head. James "I will hide a turd in your pillow" Gunn's child rape tweets only attest to that. |
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Post by hobowar on Aug 5, 2018 15:41:19 GMT
They praise star lord dancing to beat ronan. this scene will live on in infamy eclipsing everything. Unlike with drama, abysmal writing is often misinterpreted and excused as as comedy by the less endowed mind. Some cheese takes a while until all people realize how rotten it is. And the fish always starts rotting at the head. James "I will hide a turd in your pillow" Gunn's child rape tweets only attest to that. Infamy in your head, dum dum. |
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Aug 5, 2018 16:11:22 GMT
this scene will live on in infamy eclipsing everything. Unlike with drama, abysmal writing is often misinterpreted and excused as as comedy by the less endowed mind. Some cheese takes a while until all people realize how rotten it is. And the fish always starts rotting at the head. James "I will hide a turd in your pillow" Gunn's child rape tweets only attest to that. Infamy in your head, dum dum. what did i say about fish starting rotting down from the head, bum bum?  The Marvel rot goes far beyond MCU alas…. In a recent Star Wars Last Jedi we had a similar scene where the young hero distracted the villain with a prank call and a yo-mama joke. The scene is universally reviled and loathed by the SW fanbase and the consensus is SW must not be dumbed down to MCU level. In Solo they tried to stop the rot and fired the directors, but too late. Anyway, the rot started with this abysmal, stupid scene: this is patient zero. |
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Post by hobowar on Aug 5, 2018 16:37:50 GMT
Infamy in your head, dum dum. what did i say about fish starting rotting down from the head, bum bum? The Marvel rot goes far beyond MCU alas…. In a recent Star Wars Last Jedi we had a similar scene where the young hero distracted the villain with a prank call and a yo-mama joke. The scene is universally reviled and loathed by the SW fanbase and the consensus is SW must not be dumbed down to MCU level. In Solo they tried to stop the rot and fired the directors, but too late. Anyway, the rot started with this abysmal, stupid scene: this is patient zero. I'm pretty sure that prank call is liked by pretty much everyone outside of the vocal minority on the internet. Cheer up, bum bum. I'm sure Zack Snyder will produce another turd for you to feast on soon enough. |
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Aug 5, 2018 16:45:18 GMT
what did i say about fish starting rotting down from the head, bum bum? The Marvel rot goes far beyond MCU alas…. In a recent Star Wars Last Jedi we had a similar scene where the young hero distracted the villain with a prank call and a yo-mama joke. The scene is universally reviled and loathed by the SW fanbase and the consensus is SW must not be dumbed down to MCU level. In Solo they tried to stop the rot and fired the directors, but too late. Anyway, the rot started with this abysmal, stupid scene: this is patient zero. I'm pretty sure that prank call is liked by pretty much everyone outside of the vocal minority on the internet. Cheer up, bum bum. I'm sure Zack Snyder will produce another turd for you to feast on soon enough. I don't know. The theatre I was in was dead silent during that scene. |
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Post by mog1138 on Aug 5, 2018 17:16:32 GMT
They praise star lord dancing to beat ronan. this scene will live on in infamy eclipsing everything. Unlike with drama, abysmal writing is often misinterpreted and excused as as comedy by the less endowed mind. Some cheese takes a while until all people realize how rotten it is. And the fish always starts rotting at the head. James "I will hide a turd in your pillow" Gunn's child rape tweets only attest to that. Why are you posting gifs from the blooper reel? |
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Post by hobowar on Aug 5, 2018 17:25:07 GMT
I'm pretty sure that prank call is liked by pretty much everyone outside of the vocal minority on the internet. Cheer up, bum bum. I'm sure Zack Snyder will produce another turd for you to feast on soon enough. I don't know. The theatre I was in was dead silent during that scene. That's a good sign.  |
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Aug 5, 2018 17:27:39 GMT
what did i say about fish starting rotting down from the head, bum bum? The Marvel rot goes far beyond MCU alas…. In a recent Star Wars Last Jedi we had a similar scene where the young hero distracted the villain with a prank call and a yo-mama joke. The scene is universally reviled and loathed by the SW fanbase and the consensus is SW must not be dumbed down to MCU level. In Solo they tried to stop the rot and fired the directors, but too late. Anyway, the rot started with this abysmal, stupid scene: this is patient zero. I'm pretty sure that prank call is liked by pretty much everyone outside of the vocal minority on the internet. Cheer up, bum bum. I'm sure Zack Snyder will produce another turd for you to feast on soon enough. well, if so, the vocal majority was noticeably unvocal in the theater and remains silent online too. But maybe that is the highest praise for comedy in modern times: awkward silence! |
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Aug 5, 2018 17:40:20 GMT
Some cheese takes a while until all people realize how rotten it is. And the fish always starts rotting at the head. James "I will hide a turd in your pillow" Gunn's child rape tweets only attest to that. Why are you posting gifs from the blooper reel? because     Hahahaha, we are the Guardians of the Raccoon Turd, biach!!! |
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Post by hobowar on Aug 5, 2018 17:50:56 GMT
I'm pretty sure that prank call is liked by pretty much everyone outside of the vocal minority on the internet. Cheer up, bum bum. I'm sure Zack Snyder will produce another turd for you to feast on soon enough. well, if so, the vocal majority was noticeably unvocal in the theater and remains silent online too. But maybe that is the highest praise for comedy in modern times: awkward silence! I just think he's kinda hot |
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