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Post by drystyx on Sept 13, 2018 14:13:44 GMT
Lets face it, you're going nowhere if a time traveler has never stood in awe of you, or gotten mad at you.
I've had both. Time travelers come to me all the time. Some of them ask if they can shake my hand. Some of them want my autograph. Some of them say, "oh, wow, it's really you! It's him! Look everybody! It's really him! Oh my God, oh my God, it's him!"
And I should remind them not to say 'oh my God', but I don't want to act superior, so I let it slide as though nothing was said.
Surely, the rest of you have had time travelers visit you. What irks me is that none of them tell me why they know me, as if that will spoil the future.
For those of you for whom this hasn't happened to, I'm sorry you will be nothing to people of the future, and your children's children's children's children's children's children will disown you and all that, and that your legacy will be ...well...lets not discuss that. Sorry about your luck. Don't take it personal. You'll still be in Heaven, I hope, looking down, and having fun, cause this world don't really matter.
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Post by Vegas on Sept 13, 2018 14:18:16 GMT
I ran into a time traveler earlier this morning!!! He looked puzzled and asked "You're not dead?" He then looked down at what I thought was his watch and said to himself "Oh! I'm a day early!" and then hit a button on the device and disappeared.  |
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Post by Aj_June on Sept 13, 2018 14:18:27 GMT
Surely, the rest of you have had time travelers visit you. What irks me is that none of them tell me why they know me, as if that will spoil the future. Yes, Russian president of future visited me once and a scientist from Uganda visited me twice. But none of them asked me for my autograph probably because I am not as famous and great as drystyx. They just visit me for annoying me. I am an undertaker and they ask me why I didn't deliver better service for their ancestors. |
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Post by general313 on Sept 13, 2018 19:13:33 GMT
Lets face it, you're going nowhere if a time traveler has never stood in awe of you, or gotten mad at you. I've had both. Time travelers come to me all the time. Some of them ask if they can shake my hand. Some of them want my autograph. Some of them say, "oh, wow, it's really you! It's him! Look everybody! It's really him! Oh my God, oh my God, it's him!" And I should remind them not to say 'oh my God', but I don't want to act superior, so I let it slide as though nothing was said. Surely, the rest of you have had time travelers visit you. What irks me is that none of them tell me why they know me, as if that will spoil the future. For those of you for whom this hasn't happened to, I'm sorry you will be nothing to people of the future, and your children's children's children's children's children's children will disown you and all that, and that your legacy will be ...well...lets not discuss that. Sorry about your luck. Don't take it personal. You'll still be in Heaven, I hope, looking down, and having fun, cause this world don't really matter. What, no devils or demons? That would spice it up a bit. |
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Post by general313 on Sept 13, 2018 19:16:04 GMT
Surely, the rest of you have had time travelers visit you. What irks me is that none of them tell me why they know me, as if that will spoil the future. Yes, Russian president of future visited me once and a scientist from Uganda visited me twice. But none of them asked me for my autograph probably because I am not as famous and great as drystyx. They just visit me for annoying me. I am an undertaker and they ask me why I didn't deliver better service for their ancestors. In that line of work I'd think you would get more complaints from visitors from the past. |
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Post by Vegas on Sept 14, 2018 21:48:32 GMT
Hey! That time traveler just showed back up... with a couple of friends. They're just staring at me. One whispered to the guy.. and he replied back "Wait for it."  |
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Post by shadrack on Sept 14, 2018 22:47:33 GMT
Two or three years back, I ran into a crazy old guy and a kid in a DeLorean claiming they were time travelers from the past.
They weren't looking for me, though.
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Post by goz on Sept 14, 2018 23:12:06 GMT
I am a dalek in a blonde wig.
Can I have your autograph?
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Post by maya55555 on Sept 15, 2018 3:28:08 GMT
gozzy
As my autograph has some value, I would not give you my spit on a tissue.
Remember, I am here to keep you humble.
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Post by Vegas on Sept 16, 2018 20:54:19 GMT
Soooo.... Those guys were just standing there watching me... and I could see one of them was mouthing a countdown to himself... "5.. 4.. 3.. 2.." And when he mouthed "1"... I jumped to the left, and a lightning bolt struck exactly where I was standing!! The main guy said "But.. my dad met your girlfriend 3 years after you got struck by lightning..." He, then, screamed in agony as he faded away... The other guys were like "But he was our ride here"... and they all exploded.    True story. |
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