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Post by dividavi on Sept 26, 2018 23:58:22 GMT
www.yahoo.com/news/naked-jehovah-witnesses-apos-kidnapped-142444718.htmlNaked Jehovah’s Witnesses who 'kidnapped their neighbors believed Armageddon was coming ' The Independent Toyin Owoseje ,The Independent•September 26, 2018  Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) car: Reuters Three people charged with kidnapping their neighbors while naked were Jehovah’s Witnesses who were convinced the end of the world was imminent, it has emerged. According to court document obtained by the Canadian Press, two women and one man pleaded guilty to unlawful confinement after taking three people hostage in Leduc, Alberta. One of the women involved also admitted dangerous driving. The bizarre case first made headlines in November 2017 after the Royal Canadian Mounted Police were called to the scene of a car crash in an industrial park in Nisku, south of Edmonton. On arrival, officers said the group were chanting "Jehovah" and refused to exit the vehicle. Officers added that the people in the SUV “displayed extreme strength”, were unaffected by pepper spray and did not relent when shot with Tasers.The plea document states that the group’s erratic behavior began several days earlier when they travelled to Leduc to visit relatives. During the three-day gathering they are believed to have refused to leave the house and barely ate. They eventually came to believe they had lived through the Great Tribulation, a period of suffering which some evangelical Christians believes foreshadows part of the biblical "End Times”. One of the teenagers recalled hearing screaming, seeing ashes and hiding in the bathroom from “demons and wicked people outside” during their hibernation. Believing they were in imminent danger, the group fled the house to find safety and none of the family – except the mother – managed to get dressed. "They did so because they believed that they were in danger, either from bad or wicked people outside or from demons," the document explains. “Four who were naked were changing but they had to leave right away because it was unsafe, so they left without clothes.” They made a pit stop at a neighbor’s house and forced a man, his adult daughter and her six-week son into their BMW SUV. The man was forced into the trunk of the vehicle and his daughter was put in the back seat with her child. The victims were able to escape after the vehicle slowed down and before the woman driving collided with another car and then crashed into a ditch. All three adult are scheduled to return to court on 20 December. The two teenage daughters were not charged.
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Post by Aj_June on Sept 27, 2018 0:06:48 GMT
I do love to know how do these people who believe very seriously that the world is coming to end feel when the world doesn't come to end. If I had such a belief (which I will never have for some stupid religious reasons) I would be ashamed of being wrong and review my beliefs.
The idiot ex member of RFS board called Jairu had predicted that 1/3rd of the world's population will die in March 2016 but nothing came of it. He was not even humble enough to apologise when reminded that his stupid predictions were false.
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Post by progressiveelement on Sept 27, 2018 1:00:11 GMT
Isn't it always?
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Post by Vegas on Sept 27, 2018 1:15:14 GMT
This story seems sooooo weird.....
I need more details... 'cause these guys seem like somebody spiked their water with something funny.
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Sept 27, 2018 3:42:49 GMT
This story seems sooooo weird..... I need more details... 'cause these guys seem like somebody spiked their water with something funny. Yeah, I did some digging and there's not enough info. They apparently aren't allowed to give names and the kidnappers may have drank some hallucinogenic tea although they were still charged. |
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Post by thefleetsin on Sept 27, 2018 17:18:28 GMT
fourteen light years and with each anal probe
remember back
when all these trailer park hacks
were claiming alien attacks
after they were momentarily set back
exposing their colons to
the only universal embarrassment
an alien could think to do
after traveling fourteen light years
just so they could screw
what you've secretly longed to do
with your second cousin drew
but never had the nerve to
divorce your sister who
could barely even walk
after what the horses did
to put her on the skids
to begin with.
and you
want aliens to tell you
that it's okay
if you have kids?
sjw 09/27/18 inspired at this very moment in time by those ever irrepressible jehovah's witnesses and their god-o-mine.
from the 'bizarro series' of poems
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Post by clusium on Sept 27, 2018 17:37:24 GMT
www.yahoo.com/news/naked-jehovah-witnesses-apos-kidnapped-142444718.htmlNaked Jehovah’s Witnesses who 'kidnapped their neighbors believed Armageddon was coming ' The Independent Toyin Owoseje ,The Independent•September 26, 2018 Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) car: Reuters Three people charged with kidnapping their neighbors while naked were Jehovah’s Witnesses who were convinced the end of the world was imminent, it has emerged. According to court document obtained by the Canadian Press, two women and one man pleaded guilty to unlawful confinement after taking three people hostage in Leduc, Alberta. One of the women involved also admitted dangerous driving. The bizarre case first made headlines in November 2017 after the Royal Canadian Mounted Police were called to the scene of a car crash in an industrial park in Nisku, south of Edmonton. On arrival, officers said the group were chanting "Jehovah" and refused to exit the vehicle. Officers added that the people in the SUV “displayed extreme strength”, were unaffected by pepper spray and did not relent when shot with Tasers.The plea document states that the group’s erratic behavior began several days earlier when they travelled to Leduc to visit relatives. During the three-day gathering they are believed to have refused to leave the house and barely ate. They eventually came to believe they had lived through the Great Tribulation, a period of suffering which some evangelical Christians believes foreshadows part of the biblical "End Times”. One of the teenagers recalled hearing screaming, seeing ashes and hiding in the bathroom from “demons and wicked people outside” during their hibernation. Believing they were in imminent danger, the group fled the house to find safety and none of the family – except the mother – managed to get dressed. "They did so because they believed that they were in danger, either from bad or wicked people outside or from demons," the document explains. “Four who were naked were changing but they had to leave right away because it was unsafe, so they left without clothes.” They made a pit stop at a neighbor’s house and forced a man, his adult daughter and her six-week son into their BMW SUV. The man was forced into the trunk of the vehicle and his daughter was put in the back seat with her child. The victims were able to escape after the vehicle slowed down and before the woman driving collided with another car and then crashed into a ditch. All three adult are scheduled to return to court on 20 December. The two teenage daughters were not charged. Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh...........sexyyyyyyyyyyyy.  |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Sept 27, 2018 18:17:08 GMT
I do love to know how do these people who believe very seriously that the world is coming to end feel when the world doesn't come to end. If I had such a belief (which I will never have for some stupid religious reasons) I would be ashamed of being wrong and review my beliefs. The idiot ex member of RFS board called Jairu had predicted that 1/3rd of the world's population will die in March 2016 but nothing came of it. He was not even humble enough to apologise when reminded that his stupid predictions were false. If I had a dollar for every time someone accused me of talking about "the world coming to an end" I would feel safer about taking an early retirement. The fact is I never talked about that, but you know how it is, Aj. Idiots will be idiots, and they're going to do what they're going to do. |
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Post by goz on Sept 27, 2018 21:37:27 GMT
I do love to know how do these people who believe very seriously that the world is coming to end feel when the world doesn't come to end. If I had such a belief (which I will never have for some stupid religious reasons) I would be ashamed of being wrong and review my beliefs. The idiot ex member of RFS board called Jairu had predicted that 1/3rd of the world's population will die in March 2016 but nothing came of it. He was not even humble enough to apologise when reminded that his stupid predictions were false. If I had a dollar for every time someone accused me of talking about "the world coming to an end" I would feel safer about taking an early retirement. The fact is I never talked about that, but you know how it is, Aj. Idiots will be idiots, and they're going to do what they're going to do....that sums you up so beautifully Erjenious, Mr 'conspiracy theory' expert! Of course you now realise that Nibiru is going to 'just miss'! Was there a new YouTube vid that alerted you to change your view? What a relief! Oh wait! www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/689391/Nibiru-2018-Planet-X-news-Earth-update-weather-earthquakes-tsunamis-magnetic-field |
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Post by lowtacks86 on Sept 27, 2018 21:52:33 GMT
They should consider sending naked girls door to door to sell their religion to people, they might get a better response that way
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Post by thefleetsin on Sept 27, 2018 22:18:16 GMT
complete this sentence
if you found yourself
stranded
on a
dessert island,
would you opt for
the
cherries jubilee
or
the opportunity
to
allow me
to mold your eyes
into
mounds of poetry?
sjw 09/27/18 inspired at this very moment in time by forrest.
from the 'beauty series' of poems
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Post by OldSamVimes on Sept 28, 2018 7:01:53 GMT
Their new slogan:
"Turn your brain off and become a Jehovah's Witness".
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Post by goz on Sept 28, 2018 7:13:51 GMT
Their new slogan: "Turn your brain off and become a Jehovah's Witness". …"and take your clothes off for Jesus and the end times". |
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Post by OldSamVimes on Sept 28, 2018 7:26:15 GMT
Their new slogan: "Turn your brain off and become a Jehovah's Witness". …"and take your clothes off for Jesus and the end times". ..."and stand there like a doorknob handing out pamphlets all day". |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Sept 28, 2018 8:54:23 GMT
If I had a dollar for every time someone accused me of talking about "the world coming to an end" I would feel safer about taking an early retirement. The fact is I never talked about that, but you know how it is, Aj. Idiots will be idiots, and they're going to do what they're going to do....that sums you up so beautifully Erjenious, Mr 'conspiracy theory' expert! Of course you now realise that Nibiru is going to 'just miss'! Was there a new YouTube vid that alerted you to change your view? What a relief! Oh wait! www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/689391/Nibiru-2018-Planet-X-news-Earth-update-weather-earthquakes-tsunamis-magnetic-fieldChange my view from what.....to what? |
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Post by politicidal on Sept 28, 2018 17:18:32 GMT
That's nice.
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Post by goz on Sept 28, 2018 20:49:02 GMT
Change my view from what.....to what? I could have sworn that you believed that Nibiru was going to end it for us all? Have you changed your view? You just claimed that 'idiots would be idiots' if they believed in Armagedon. What is the difference? |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Sept 29, 2018 0:24:34 GMT
Change my view from what.....to what? I could have sworn that you believed that Nibiru was going to end it for us all? Have you changed your view? You just claimed that 'idiots would be idiots' if they believed in Armagedon. What is the difference? Then you weren't paying attention if that's what you got out of what I said. There will be plenty of survivors, but the world will nevermore be the same. |
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Post by goz on Sept 29, 2018 20:18:38 GMT
I could have sworn that you believed that Nibiru was going to end it for us all? Have you changed your view? You just claimed that 'idiots would be idiots' if they believed in Armagedon. What is the difference? Then you weren't paying attention if that's what you got out of what I said. There will be plenty of survivors, but the world will nevermore be the same. So that's why I surmised that there had been an updated YouTube video because that is the only thing that could have brought this new view of events on! You used to say we were all doomed. |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Sept 29, 2018 21:58:00 GMT
Then you weren't paying attention if that's what you got out of what I said. There will be plenty of survivors, but the world will nevermore be the same. So that's why I surmised that there had been an updated YouTube video because that is the only thing that could have brought this new view of events on! You used to say we were all doomed. No, I didn't used to say that. You used to say I said that.....but you lied.  |
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