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Post by millar70 on Jun 2, 2021 21:17:15 GMT
4 pages of this thread and not one mention of Along Came Polly?
Maybe I was the only one here who was unlucky enough to see this piece of garbage.....
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Post by Fox in the Snow on Jun 2, 2021 21:27:09 GMT
To be honest, there are titles on here I'm surprised anybody actually watched, the TV ads alone told us they'd be bad, and beyond 'just' bad. That said I'd like to make it clear I didn't choose any of these, I just got stuck watching them with people who did. That's how I watched the two I mentioned and I'm sure many others in the thread saw these films under similar circumstances.
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Post by marth on Jun 3, 2021 15:40:25 GMT
Scary Movie 5 and Son of the Mask are contenders.
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Post by twothousandonemark on Jun 3, 2021 23:49:14 GMT
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
I saw it theatrically & I always forget why on earth.
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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Jun 4, 2021 2:16:41 GMT
Any Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer parody film Thread win.
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Post by stefancrosscoe on Jun 4, 2021 6:21:45 GMT
Sadly, a few too many that I have wasted time or money on. All of these horrible turds, springs to my mind, every time I hear or read someone who still labels films like Batman and Robin as the "worst" movie of all time. Thinking, damn, they have sure been lucky, if that is what they consider the worst of the worst.
King Frat (1979) - A god awful and "hilarious" Animal House rip-off, full of the lowest of the low, of constant use of farting jokes and I remember I got it for free, by some local movie shop. It looked funny, but damn, already a few seconds in, and I knew where it would go, and then I should of course have turned it off. Sadly, I did not.
Slapstick of Another Kind (1982) - I actually do not remember too much, which I guess is the only positive thing from that experience. It looked kind of funny or "promising", in a quirky way, and having only jugded it from the DVD artwork, I went in, hoping for the "best". But since I have included it in my The Torture Never Stop list, of all time hated movies, I think it did go the exact opposite way on the rating and entertainment scale.
Screwed in Tallinn (1999) - A swedish "comedy" or mockumentary, which were supposed to be among the great scandinavian movies of the 90s. Hated every second of it. Felt like an enternity to get through, and felt like stabbing the DVD to pieces, with a bloody axe when it was all over, that or whoever managed to fool me into believing the hype of this absolute trashy piece of garbage.
Life Without Dick (2002) - Not much more to say, an absolute stinker, featuring Sarah Jessica Parker and Johnny Knoxville.
Soul Plane (2004) - Again, I have wasted enough time on this piece of shit movie, not gonna do me any good, by wasting anymore.
The Whole Ten Yards (2004) - Did not like the first one, but the follow up, was almost unwatchable. Painful to behold Bruce Willis in these terrible comedies, and even when he showed up in Friends, it just felt very wrong.
American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007) - I actually forgot, they made so many unfunny and awfully cheap "follow ups", over the years. I only really enjoyed the first two films, then hated, pretty much what came after, with the original franchise. But these DTV releases, took it all up to a whole other level, and Beta House were surely the worst of the worst. Absolute torture, every second of the movie.
Then I do notice (impossible to not do so) names in my hate list, which is the typical Seth Rogen, "fat, pot smoking and charming dopehead" routine comedies, or far too many of the Steve Martin comedies of the late 90s, heading far into the 00s, or further? with stuff like The Out of Towners (1999), The Pink Panther (2006) and Bringing Down the House (2003), just to name a few of many.
There are probably many more, worthy mentions, but for now, these are surely among those I will still have nightmares about, for years to come.
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Post by 博:Dr.BLΔD€:锯 on Jun 4, 2021 9:28:20 GMT
All art is subjective and what floats one boat sinks another etc.....
......BUT..........
Nearly everything I've seen with Jerry Lewis (apart from King Of Comedy of course)............particularly some monstrosity where he played a wannabe clown.
The Next Best Thing - ( 2OOO ) It wasn't.
The Inbetweeners ~ Watched under duress . Time I can never get back. Foul and as funny as haemorrhoids would be to an acrobat.
Momma's Big House. ~ Unfunny and about as entertaining as an episode of EastEnders after a bottle of gin following a funeral. Legends of the Fall was funnier and it wasn't meant to be. Paradoxically the funniest thing about that crud was that some idiots paid dollar mucho .........to make a sequel!!!
I concur as well with the aforementioned alleged comedies American Pie and Superhero Movie and their bedmates.
And as sacrilegious as it may be to some.......as talented as undoubtably they was, Charlie Chaplin and Abbott and Costello never made me laugh once. Stan and Ollie Hardy always made me laugh and still do constantly.
All in my humble opinion of course.
LOL
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Post by jonesjxd on Jun 4, 2021 9:49:09 GMT
Movie 43 or Date Movie
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Post by jonesjxd on Jun 4, 2021 9:52:34 GMT
Lots of contenders. HIGH FIDELITY is supposed to be a comedy, I hear. You wouldn't know it by trying to stay awake through this pile of manure. CLICK lost it when a guy making a good salary, with lots of resources, a gorgeous babe for a wife, a family, a nice home, influence, and he wants to fast forward to old age? No one but a millionaire could buy into that. Just lost all potential for comedy. HAPPY GILMORE had nothing funny in it. But the absolute worst, most un-funny, least inspired alleged comedy ever was THE ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE or Fairmont or Fair something. High Fidelity is really more the male equivalent to a chick flick (so a dude flick, I guess), with some music snob humor sprinkled in.
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Post by lowtacks86 on Jun 4, 2021 14:16:42 GMT
4 pages of this thread and not one mention of Along Came Polly? Maybe I was the only one here who was unlucky enough to see this piece of garbage..... I saw it in theaters. It's not great, but it's not the worst or anything, just a very bland forgettable romcom. At the very least it did have the funny "sharting" scene.
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Post by Downey on Jun 4, 2021 15:31:34 GMT
4 pages of this thread and not one mention of Along Came Polly? Maybe I was the only one here who was unlucky enough to see this piece of garbage..... A romcom starring Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston... Of course you're the only one who watched it. Ben Stiller films are to be watched at home when Satan has wiped out all other channels there's nothing left, just like Adam Sandler shit.
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