RussellWilson2013
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I was formerly known as Damien/iPodTouch/RussellWilson2013/joinedthenfcwestin2002.
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Post by RussellWilson2013 on Oct 7, 2018 6:50:03 GMT
*Warning! Fast forward past this paragraph if you don’t want to read this cliche, incoherent shit, as I’m just practicing my impression of an ESPN commentator!* Unclench those feet, this is ISPN’s very own sports analyst, all the way from Minnesota, Damien West Wilson, bringing you this week’s edition of the NFL, pulled out underneath the sack before the games kick off after four weeks of groundbreaking physical football.
Broncos @ Jets=The Broncos will beat the Jets 29-23. Packers @ Lions=The Lions will beat the Packers 30-24 in overtime. Giants @ Panthers=The Panthers will beat the Giants 31-24. Titans @ Bills=The Titans will win 13-10 in a battle of the defenses, as the Titans offensive is still sort of getting built. Falcons @ Steelers=The Falcons will beat the Steelers 20-16. Ravens @ Browns=The Ravens will beat the Browns 28-20. Bengals @ Dolphins=The Bengals will beat the Dolphins 24-17 to maintain their division lead against the Ravens. Jaguars @ Chiefs=The Chiefs will beat the Jaguars 17-13, with the Jaguars having the first defense that actually slows down Macholmes. Raiders @ Chargers=The Chargers will beat the Raiders 38-17. Vikings @ Eagles=This is actually a tough one, as it’s hard to imagine either team having 3 losses within the first five games. I guess that I have the Vikings winning this one? I don’t know. Rams @ Seahawks=I’m a Seahawks fan, and I think that the Rams will be charging right into us tomorrow at full speed, while we will fumble on the ground, with there being no flying high. I have the Rams destroying us 41-10. Yes, I think that Centurylink Field will become blown out. Cardinals @ 49ers=The 49ers will make mistakes, but they’ll sneak away and mine for their 2nd win 17-16 in a lackluster battle. Cowboys @ Texans=The Cowboys will beat the Texans 27-23. Redskins @ Saints=The Redskins will upset the Saints 31-27 in a close game.
Tune in again for next week’s edition!
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Post by Sulla on Oct 7, 2018 10:22:17 GMT
Did you mean CenturyLink Field? Candlestick is gone.
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RussellWilson2013
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I was formerly known as Damien/iPodTouch/RussellWilson2013/joinedthenfcwestin2002.
@damienofthewest
Posts: 421
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Post by RussellWilson2013 on Oct 7, 2018 10:29:24 GMT
Did you mean CenturyLink Field? Candlestick is gone. I fixed it. I was high when I typed that in.
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Post by Sulla on Oct 7, 2018 10:34:49 GMT
Did you mean CenturyLink Field? Candlestick is gone. I fixed it. I was high when I typed that in.
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RussellWilson2013
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I was formerly known as Damien/iPodTouch/RussellWilson2013/joinedthenfcwestin2002.
@damienofthewest
Posts: 421
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Post by RussellWilson2013 on Oct 7, 2018 10:49:02 GMT
I fixed it. I was high when I typed that in. Now I feel like puffing the cannabinoids out of the other end of Mary Jane’s good old sexy joint, and then blowing a web of clouds up into the sky to send puff signals to summon Venom just to hit the bongs and munch on some good old protein bars. Oh, the THC is pumping! Okay, that sounded bisexual, so I’ll stop!
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Post by Aj_June on Oct 7, 2018 22:45:16 GMT
Now I feel like puffing the cannabinoids out of the other end of Mary Jane’s good old sexy joint, and then blowing a web of clouds up into the sky to send puff signals to summon Venom just to hit the bongs and munch on some good old protein bars. Oh, the THC is pumping! Okay, that sounded bisexual, so I’ll stop! We are still in the game.....Though I still don't have confidence.
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RussellWilson2013
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I was formerly known as Damien/iPodTouch/RussellWilson2013/joinedthenfcwestin2002.
@damienofthewest
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Post by RussellWilson2013 on Oct 7, 2018 22:50:55 GMT
Now I feel like puffing the cannabinoids out of the other end of Mary Jane’s good old sexy joint, and then blowing a web of clouds up into the sky to send puff signals to summon Venom just to hit the bongs and munch on some good old protein bars. Oh, the THC is pumping! Okay, that sounded bisexual, so I’ll stop! We are still in the game.....Though I still don't have confidence. Same here. Watch, Russell Wilson is going to throw a pick six since the fourth quarters never seem to be our time to shine anymore.
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Post by Aj_June on Oct 7, 2018 22:59:19 GMT
We are still in the game.....Though I still don't have confidence. Same here. Watch, Russell Wilson is going to throw a pick six since the fourth quarters never seem to be our time to shine anymore. Just can't capitalize on any leads today
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RussellWilson2013
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I was formerly known as Damien/iPodTouch/RussellWilson2013/joinedthenfcwestin2002.
@damienofthewest
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Post by RussellWilson2013 on Oct 7, 2018 23:09:11 GMT
Same here. Watch, Russell Wilson is going to throw a pick six since the fourth quarters never seem to be our time to shine anymore. Just can't capitalize on any leads today And Russell Wilson was playing on his A game too, with his statistics being the following for today: He has thrown 12 completed passes out of 17 attempts. He has thrown for 154 yards, which I’ll admit isn’t that impressive. And lastly, he has thrown three touchdowns, with no interceptions whatsoever. The Seahawks are in a slight rebuilding stage though, as we have gained quite a few new faces on all three of our lines, so I’m sure that they’ll get to where they can mercilessly stomp and take charge somewhere down the road this year. We are playing a team that’s favored to make it all the way in the playoffs afterall, lol.
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