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Post by Nora on Oct 14, 2018 10:17:03 GMT
in case you were a prime suspect in a series of extremelly brutal murders (u didnt do it of course, right, right?!) and currently on the run? You know, how reporters go to the neighbors and ask: what was he/she like? Gimme the 3 things u think they would most likely say about you? Mine would say: 1. she was seen killing a mouse with a garbage can once or twice, but otherwise a nice enough lady that smiled a lot at people 2. she sometimes walked around with boxing gloves hanging from her backpack and 3. she would always pet the local feral cats if they let her. now I am thinking the jury would pronounce me guilty just based on these. Gotta change things up What about you?
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Post by Lebowskidoo π¦ on Oct 14, 2018 10:34:05 GMT
1. Swears at his lawnmower all summer long.
2. Sometimes wears socks AND sandals when popping out to pick up the newspaper.
3. Too many cats.
4. Does all his serial killing in the next county over, therefore, considerate of his neighbors.
5. Bad taste in music and plays it too loud.
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Oct 14, 2018 10:38:08 GMT
Don`t know, don`t care.
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Post by Nora on Oct 14, 2018 10:44:23 GMT
1. Swears at his lawnmower all summer long. 2. Sometimes wears socks AND sandals when popping out to pick up the newspaper. 3. Too many cats. 4. Does all his serial killing in the next county over, therefore, considerate of his neighbors. 5. Bad taste in music and plays it too loud. there is no such thing as too many cats, sir!
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Post by Lebowskidoo π¦ on Oct 14, 2018 10:45:32 GMT
1. Swears at his lawnmower all summer long. 2. Sometimes wears socks AND sandals when popping out to pick up the newspaper. 3. Too many cats. 4. Does all his serial killing in the next county over, therefore, considerate of his neighbors. 5. Bad taste in music and plays it too loud. there is no such thing as too many cats, sir! I seem to be a mecca for strays. πΌπΌπΌπΌπΌ
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Post by Nora on Oct 14, 2018 10:45:39 GMT
sounds pretty accurate of your neighbors to say about you yeah π
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Post by Schwarzwald Magnus on Oct 14, 2018 11:38:29 GMT
"I saw him waltzing into a honky-tonk down in Mexico with a silenced shotgun and took them all out one by one and didn't flinch when a guy stuck a knife in his shoulder."
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Post by Nora on Oct 14, 2018 11:50:29 GMT
"I saw him waltzing into a honky-tonk down in Mexico with a silenced shotgun and took them all out one by one and didn't flinch when a guy stuck a knife in his shoulder." ... and now something completelly different?
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Post by Catman on Oct 14, 2018 12:51:41 GMT
That guy lived next door? Really?
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Post by bigwhiskey on Oct 14, 2018 12:57:19 GMT
That guy lived next door? Really? Now imagine yourself saying this out-loud in the voice of Bela Lugosi's Dracula.
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Post by Schwarzwald Magnus on Oct 14, 2018 13:07:39 GMT
"I saw him waltzing into a honky-tonk down in Mexico with a silenced shotgun and took them all out one by one and didn't flinch when a guy stuck a knife in his shoulder." ... and now something completelly different? That was three movie references in one sentence.
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 14, 2018 13:51:09 GMT
We rarely see or hear from him.
He seems to come and go at very odd hours.
What does he keep burying in the back yard...?
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Post by Nora on Oct 14, 2018 14:44:29 GMT
... and now something completelly different? That was three movie references in one sentence. yeah i know, well done, mine was just one. but maybe i should have specified i was actually interested what you think people would actually say about youβ¦.
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Post by Nora on Oct 14, 2018 14:44:53 GMT
That guy lived next door? Really? no mention of so many cats?
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Post by Catman on Oct 14, 2018 14:46:09 GMT
That guy lived next door? Really? no mention of so many cats? What would they know of cats who live indoors?
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Post by Raimo47 on Oct 14, 2018 14:53:24 GMT
1. He keeps his curtains closed during the day. 2. He is silent during the day. 3. He goes out at night. 4. He wears black clothes. 5. He is polite, but there is something frightening about him.
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Post by Ass_E9 on Oct 14, 2018 15:31:01 GMT
1. He was very friendly and outgoing 2. ...and was always willing to lend a hand 3. ...but the bodies buried in the front yard should have been a dead giveaway.
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Post by Nora on Oct 14, 2018 16:32:27 GMT
i see where this is going. wellβ¦. I guess I brought it onto myself. in case anyone wants to contribute what they think they neighbors would ACTUALLY say, ill be VERY interested to read that but these are fun too.
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Post by Nora on Oct 14, 2018 16:32:45 GMT
no mention of so many cats? What would they know of cats who live indoors? wouldnt they? i dont know i never had many catsβ¦
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Post by BATouttaheck on Oct 14, 2018 16:52:10 GMT
Prolly they would first say : "We always wondered about the little tapping noises 24/7 and why that light was always on at night." BUT They might also say that they were grateful for the help cleaning up when the storm came through and wrecked their trees and barn and for the free apples and zucchini and rhubarb always there for the picking even when no-one is at home and they might say they appreciate the listening and the shoulder when they have cabin fever or need to talk to someone who is a non-relative who doesn't blab everything they hear.
least wise I hope so and they would no doubt add that they wonder why I think that shiny old CD computer disks suspended in trees counts as "yard dΓ©cor" !
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