How many jobs have you quit/been fired from?

2. Maintenance worker and an electrician.

When I was a maintenance worker, I got fired because the boss thought I was a lousy worker. That firm got lots of complaints from their clients, their supervisor was an alcoholic, and their best maintenance worker was a rapist and a pedophile (he was convicted a few years later). That firm went bankrupt shortly after they had fired me.

I had to quit as an electrician due to allergy and asthma.

Fired from D'agostino's for stealing
Quit Delivery job @ Gristede's on 12th St. and Sixth Ave
Quit Delivery job @ Gristede's on 1st Ave and 58th St.
Quit NYC's Bloomingdale's
Quit a little toy selling venture
Quit Alexander's in Valley Stream

Found happiness at NYTEL/NYNEX

quit 3, fired from 1.

the job of a lawyer was the hardest one to leave, the firing was because I reported internal rasistic and abusive behaviour of a superior and peers.

At least 15, but I have only been fired once. The rest were walk outs.

Most of these were when I was a teenager (I am 35 years old now) and I had so many jobs around this period of time that I don't remember them all.

Dairy Queen
A & W fast food
Rocky Rococo Pizza
PDQ gas station
Neil Diamond's (a bar where I washed dishes - this was my first job ever)
4 Lakes Labeling Co. (I quit after one day)
K-Mart (I quit after one day)
State Historical Society of Wisconsin 
Wisconsin Memorial Union (I quite after one day)
Taco Bell
Noodles & Co.
Michael's Frozen Custard

None.

I was fired as a sample guy at the grocery store. The managers there said I didn't talk to costomers, which was bullsh*t. I just didn't talk to the managers themselves, which I didn't have to since I worked for a third party and not for them.

Then I've been fired a couple of times in the acting field. It's always been for personal reasons and not because of my actual "job performance".

Was a volunteer in the book department of a thrift store.
A customer said I should check on the internet and see if any of the books could be sold for more money that the under one dollar they were going for.
So.
Put some potential books under the counter so that I could check them before they got sold.
Busy body crone from the toy department decided I was putting them away so that I could steal them.
Ran off to tell the manager who didn't even want to hear what was going on … I think relative of the crone.
so ... I was fired from a volunteer job !

End of Story :
One of the books was a first edition novel that was selling on e-bay for $50.