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Post by drystyx on Oct 25, 2018 18:16:28 GMT
I'm coming as a militant anti theist false liberal, not a real one, just one of those we see here who claim to be one just to cause hate and divisiveness.
So here goes. I'm in character starting now:
Wah! Wah! That Christian didn't turn the other cheek when I accused her of being a bigot! Wah! Wah! She isn't Christian! Christians kill everyone! Wah! That Christian called me a liar for saying she was a stupid slut who just voted for a Republican, and she lied when she said she voted for a Democrat! Wah! I can't accuse her of anything and make up stories about her! Wah! She said she didn't vote for Trump! Wah, that white guy said he didn't vote for Trump! And the police say I'm not allowed to throw a rock through his window! That's unfair! He has white privilege! He won't let my gang mug him! He got white privilege! Donald Trump is rich, so this other white guy is rich, cause he's got white privilege!
Wah! There a white guy at work who makes minimum wage, and I only make twice as much as he does! Wah, that's not fair. He's got white privilege! Wah! He's not being arrested for looking at a pretty girl. Wah! White privilege. Wah! I saw him look in her general direction. He's a pervert! Wah! Arrest him! He walks to the door. Wah! White privilege! He dared to speak to us superior people! Who does he think he is? Trying to act friendly to us! He got nothing! He's nothing! He isn't anyone! So he has white privilege! He over there being superior! White privilege!
Oh, here comes a priest! How many boys he rape today? I'll just say he raped me to make up for all those poor shy boys who are afraid to speak up. Where's my check from Rush Limbaugh? Where's my check from Donald Trump? They owe me money for scaring people away from the left. They owe me money. They said they'd pay me! Where's my check!
Wah! Wah! I got no soul! There ain't no soul! No such thing! I got no soul, so I don't feel it when you hit me. Wah! You're mean! You hit me! Wah! I can't feel it, cause I got no soul! Wah! You hit me again! Wah! It hurts! You theists are cruel and inhuman! Wah! No, I don't feel it when you hit me, cause I'm not here. I got no soul! Souls are made up by you bigots! I don't feel pain! Wah! You hit me again! You..you're...you're not a nice person! Wah!
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Post by progressiveelement on Oct 25, 2018 19:47:45 GMT
The Blob
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Post by Vegas on Oct 25, 2018 20:09:42 GMT
I'M PICKLE RICK!!!!
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Post by lowtacks86 on Oct 25, 2018 20:36:59 GMT
Blackula
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Post by goz on Oct 25, 2018 21:31:11 GMT
A Halloween sceptic.
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Post by OpiateOfTheMasses on Oct 25, 2018 22:01:18 GMT
I'm coming as a militant anti theist false liberal, not a real one, just one of those we see here who claim to be one just to cause hate and divisiveness. So here goes. I'm in character starting now: Wah! Wah! That Christian didn't turn the other cheek when I accused her of being a bigot! Wah! Wah! She isn't Christian! Christians kill everyone! Wah! That Christian called me a liar for saying she was a stupid slut who just voted for a Republican, and she lied when she said she voted for a Democrat! Wah! I can't accuse her of anything and make up stories about her! Wah! She said she didn't vote for Trump! Wah, that white guy said he didn't vote for Trump! And the police say I'm not allowed to throw a rock through his window! That's unfair! He has white privilege! He won't let my gang mug him! He got white privilege! Donald Trump is rich, so this other white guy is rich, cause he's got white privilege! Wah! There a white guy at work who makes minimum wage, and I only make twice as much as he does! Wah, that's not fair. He's got white privilege! Wah! He's not being arrested for looking at a pretty girl. Wah! White privilege. Wah! I saw him look in her general direction. He's a pervert! Wah! Arrest him! He walks to the door. Wah! White privilege! He dared to speak to us superior people! Who does he think he is? Trying to act friendly to us! He got nothing! He's nothing! He isn't anyone! So he has white privilege! He over there being superior! White privilege! Oh, here comes a priest! How many boys he rape today? I'll just say he raped me to make up for all those poor shy boys who are afraid to speak up. Where's my check from Rush Limbaugh? Where's my check from Donald Trump? They owe me money for scaring people away from the left. They owe me money. They said they'd pay me! Where's my check! Wah! Wah! I got no soul! There ain't no soul! No such thing! I got no soul, so I don't feel it when you hit me. Wah! You're mean! You hit me! Wah! I can't feel it, cause I got no soul! Wah! You hit me again! Wah! It hurts! You theists are cruel and inhuman! Wah! No, I don't feel it when you hit me, cause I'm not here. I got no soul! Souls are made up by you bigots! I don't feel pain! Wah! You hit me again! You..you're...you're not a nice person! Wah! Did you mean "Christian wanker"?
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Post by kls on Oct 25, 2018 23:31:10 GMT
I haven't worn a Halloween costume in 40 years.
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Post by Rodney Farber on Oct 25, 2018 23:33:46 GMT
I go as Charles Taze Russell.
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Post by general313 on Oct 25, 2018 23:54:43 GMT
I'm dressing up as a pineal gland.
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Post by maya55555 on Oct 26, 2018 14:04:32 GMT
Cham1313
DANG! You beet me to it..
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Post by thorshairspray on Oct 27, 2018 3:06:03 GMT
I'm going as a gay, Native American version of Black Panther with a sombrero in full black face, just to piss off as many people as humanly possible.
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Moviefan
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Post by Moviefan on Oct 28, 2018 23:16:07 GMT
I want to dress as Adam from the Bible before the fall. That way I don't have to wear anything at all!
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Post by maya55555 on Oct 31, 2018 18:25:49 GMT
Allaby
Not even a large maple leaf?
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Post by drystyx on Oct 20, 2020 22:20:15 GMT
This year I'm dressing up as a riot squad cop. Walking out into the crowd now with my costume to see how real it Aggggggghhhhhhh!
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Post by maya55555 on Oct 21, 2020 2:50:29 GMT
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Oct 21, 2020 15:31:56 GMT
I haven't worn a Halloween costume in 40 years. I haven't either, except for the 11 years I worked for a company that thought it was a 'perk' for grown adults to wear a costume. So every year, I would bring a hat and pair of glasses. If someone asked: "where is your costume?", I would flip my waist-length hair over my face, put on the hat and glasses, and say "Cousin It from the Addams Family. Happy?", then remove the props, flip my hair back where it belonged and went back to working.
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