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Post by ant-mac on Oct 30, 2018 15:12:55 GMT
If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow the wax out of your ears.
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Post by koskiewicz on Oct 30, 2018 15:16:10 GMT
"Your mama's a man"
"Your brain is about as big as a pimple on a fleas ass"
"Your granny wears combat boots"
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Post by Catman on Oct 30, 2018 15:27:05 GMT
If you were a computer, you'd be dividing by zero.
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Post by Catman on Oct 30, 2018 15:48:12 GMT
If you were a teddy bear, you'd be the last one on the shelf.
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Post by deembastille on Oct 30, 2018 16:04:46 GMT
I'm trying to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
... Your ass. (Cause your head's in the way)
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Post by Nora on Oct 30, 2018 18:07:43 GMT
You seem to struggle with certain concepts, such as getting out of bed in the morning, taking a pee and tying your shoelaces. wait wait... dont we all? how is this an insult. this is like a description of everybodys normal reality. no? NO??!? Mom?! Mommm!!! |
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Post by someguy on Oct 30, 2018 18:23:29 GMT
You're even uglier than you look.
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Post by Marv on Oct 30, 2018 19:06:42 GMT
I hear this somewhere...
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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Post by Catman on Oct 31, 2018 0:12:16 GMT
If you were a sentence, you would be incomplete.
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Post by koskiewicz on Oct 31, 2018 0:31:03 GMT
"Do you take ugly pills?"
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 31, 2018 1:41:18 GMT
You seem to struggle with certain concepts, such as getting out of bed in the morning, taking a pee and tying your shoelaces. wait wait... dont we all? how is this an insult. this is like a description of everybodys normal reality. no? NO??!? Mom?! Mommm!!! It's okay, sweetie, everything will be okay.
Just let mom go and get you a hot cuppa and some sweet biscuits.
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 31, 2018 1:42:14 GMT
Stop acting surprised. It's just your reflection.
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Post by Catman on Oct 31, 2018 3:27:23 GMT
If you were a participle, you'd be dangling.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Oct 31, 2018 3:36:57 GMT
can't have a battle of wits with you … it's not fair to fight an unarmed opponent.
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 31, 2018 7:43:24 GMT
You must be the President of Chad.
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Post by dirtypillows on Oct 31, 2018 8:10:39 GMT
You are one chromosome away from being a potato.
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Post by dirtypillows on Oct 31, 2018 8:12:41 GMT
If you were a teddy bear, you'd be the last one on the shelf. That's not an insult! That's the story of " Corduroy"! |
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Post by dirtypillows on Oct 31, 2018 8:13:04 GMT
Hey, is your hair on purpose?
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 31, 2018 8:19:16 GMT
They say you are what you eat, but no thought anyone would ever eat so much crap.
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Post by dirtypillows on Oct 31, 2018 8:24:34 GMT
"I'll kiss you later, I'm eating a potato!"
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