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Post by ant-mac on Oct 31, 2018 8:37:07 GMT
Oh, I'm sorry to see you up and about so soon after your brush with death.
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Post by koskiewicz on Oct 31, 2018 15:31:20 GMT
"wanna lose 50 pounds o ugly fat? Have your head chopped off"
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Post by Catman on Oct 31, 2018 15:44:59 GMT
Don't be shy, come on in! There's plenty of air freshener!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2018 16:19:49 GMT
Who let the dogs out? And did they let you out too?
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Post by Catman on Oct 31, 2018 16:50:47 GMT
There are lizards more warm-blooded than you.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Oct 31, 2018 16:52:24 GMT
I'd like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Oct 31, 2018 16:55:46 GMT
Hopefully "come up with" can include "find" ..  Otto West: Don't call me stupid. Wanda: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape? Otto West: Apes don't read philosophy. Wanda: Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. |
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Post by Catman on Oct 31, 2018 16:59:51 GMT
Those who can, do. Those who can't, quote.
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Oct 31, 2018 17:16:33 GMT
Hopefully "come up with" can include "find" .. Otto West: Don't call me stupid. Wanda: Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape? Otto West: Apes don't read philosophy. Wanda: Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. Oh, Bat, you beat me to it! I LOVE that exchange in "A Fish Called Wanda"! |
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Oct 31, 2018 17:19:18 GMT
Were your mother and father actually sister and brother?
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Post by Catman on Oct 31, 2018 17:48:10 GMT
Talking with you is like playing Pong without working joysticks.
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 31, 2018 18:49:22 GMT
With skills and talents like yours, you could be a village idiot.
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Post by geralmar on Nov 1, 2018 4:26:39 GMT
In about 1975 in a movie theater I saw a silly 3D kung fu movie that included this unforgettable curse:
"May you die bleeding from the seven bodily orifices".
I think everyone in the auditorium started silently counting.
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 1, 2018 5:56:46 GMT
In about 1975 in a movie theater I saw a silly 3D kung fu movie that included this unforgettable curse: "May you die bleeding from the seven bodily orifices". I think everyone in the auditorium started silently counting. Ewww. I just counted to nine...  |
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Post by laughingsnowman on Nov 1, 2018 6:09:29 GMT
You're so ugly you could become the spokesperson for botched suicides.
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 1, 2018 7:41:23 GMT
I just counted to nine... Well if you start counting everything there are thousands of pores. And I have heard of fools bleeding through every pore. No, just the nine main ones. |
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Post by Marv on Nov 1, 2018 9:45:34 GMT
You probably can’t even read at a 6th grade reading level!
You lewd crude rise bag of prechewed food dude.
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 1, 2018 10:04:01 GMT
puj 'ej maqDar scum!
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Post by Fox in the Snow on Nov 1, 2018 10:21:19 GMT
I don't like you.
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 1, 2018 10:29:31 GMT
How's that an insult? 
It's just a statement of fact...
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