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Post by Fox in the Snow on Nov 1, 2018 10:39:10 GMT
How's that an insult? 
It's just a statement of fact...
Insulting the insults, very meta. I will endeavour to do better in the future. You have less class than The Kardashians |
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 1, 2018 10:44:09 GMT
How's that an insult?
It's just a statement of fact...
Insulting the insults, very meta. I will endeavour to do better in the future. You have less class than The Kardashians I like your new, improved insult...
Nasty! 
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Post by Fox in the Snow on Nov 1, 2018 11:48:06 GMT
Insulting the insults, very meta. I will endeavour to do better in the future. You have less class than The Kardashians I like your new, improved insult...
Nasty!
Guess I do my best work under pressure. |
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Post by ellynmacg on Nov 1, 2018 13:03:51 GMT
I don't know what you're doing to make you so obnoxious, but whatever it is...it's working!
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 1, 2018 13:54:48 GMT
Yer momma wears combat boots but she don't know how to tie them herself
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Post by Catman on Nov 1, 2018 13:57:15 GMT
You have all the charm and cunning of a dead wombat.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 1, 2018 14:03:08 GMT
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 1, 2018 14:03:58 GMT
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel
You're a bad banana with a... greasy black peel.
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Post by Catman on Nov 1, 2018 15:26:36 GMT
There, there. It's okay. Looks aren't everything.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 1, 2018 15:39:05 GMT
At least your teeth are pretty !
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Post by mecano04 on Nov 1, 2018 20:52:13 GMT
"Even If she was the last woman on earth and I was the last man, my hand would still be a better option than her." I actually dropped that when a coworker asked me why I wasn't trying to make a move on another female coworker. She isn't physically my type, she has no conversation outside the weather and the very minimum she reads in the Metro ( www.readmetro.com/en/canada/montreal/), she can't count (she has no clue , at 27, what's the result of 3x4)and everything has to be done HER way otherwise it's not good. Well I could go on but you got the idea. She sounds like a great bimbo for a fast f**k. She might be but like I said, I really have nothing for her.
So it's up for another "lucky" guy to make it happen.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 1, 2018 21:17:25 GMT
I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick. Cher to Nicholson in THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK |
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 1, 2018 21:38:13 GMT
"You're The Reason For Birth Control!"
"If my dog was a ugly as you, I would shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards."
"I'd rather hang out with a skunk, than you."
"I can't believe you haven't received a box of scorpions as a Christmas present yet."
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 1, 2018 21:42:19 GMT
It's so obvious why you named yourself after the guard dog in Harry Potter.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 1, 2018 22:32:25 GMT
STOLEN FROM A RECENT THREAD …
"They were automatically disqualified you Unibrowed Barbarian Hairy Knuckled Mongoloid Ape "
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Post by Catman on Nov 1, 2018 23:04:46 GMT
While your sculpture is hideous beyond belief, it does a good job displaying your talent.
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 1, 2018 23:44:31 GMT
While your sculpture is hideous beyond belief, it does a good job displaying your talent. I know what you are trying to say, but... That MIGHT not be an insult... If the sculpture accurately represents a real hideous creature... (Like: If I did a sculpture of the Elephant Man, and it looks just like he did.) |
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Post by Catman on Nov 2, 2018 0:44:54 GMT
While your sculpture is hideous beyond belief, it does a good job displaying your talent. I know what you are trying to say, but... That MIGHT not be an insult... If the sculpture accurately represents a real hideous creature... (Like: If I did a sculpture of the Elephant Man, and it looks just like he did.) Yeah, sometimes what looks good inside your head just doesn't work when it gets out and has other people look at it. |
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 2, 2018 0:46:54 GMT
While your sculpture is hideous beyond belief, it does a good job displaying your talent. Lagomorph! |
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 2, 2018 3:25:00 GMT
Girl at work seriously thought she was relaying a total compliment when she told this to a co-worker. "Ya know, the Xerox guy said the nicest thing about you the other day. He said that you were not good looking but you had a great sense of humor. " She could not understand why this upset the girl she said it to .. or why the girl avoided the "Xerox guy" after that.  anyway …. this thread reminded me of that kinda sad tale. |
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anyway …. this thread reminded me of that kinda sad tale.