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Post by ant-mac on Nov 2, 2018 3:54:18 GMT
No, just the nine main ones. Well yeah, some people have three assholes.  Do they?
I've never taken the time to count other people's arseholes.
What's it like?
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 2, 2018 5:29:36 GMT
You're about as bright as dishwater
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Post by Catman on Nov 2, 2018 14:00:16 GMT
You're a few cards short of a royal flush.
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 2, 2018 16:26:21 GMT
"You're A few fries short of a Happy Meal."
"I see you are not running on all eight cylinders."
"His elevator doesn't go all they way to the top."
"His lights are on, but nobody is home."
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slimeysteve
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Post by slimeysteve on Nov 2, 2018 16:35:25 GMT
You're a doggie bag.
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 2, 2018 16:36:29 GMT
A broken clock is smarter than you. At least it's right twice a day.
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Nov 2, 2018 16:41:05 GMT
"You're as sharp as a marble."
That's an old one, dating back to my Dad's repertoire!
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Nov 2, 2018 16:51:39 GMT
Many years ago, I worked at a place where the company owner was a short little guy, but always acting like he was desirable. He had a bad case of Little Man disease.
The office manager was a tall, statuesque, beautiful blond woman, married to a successful attorney. But the owner of the company wanted her, so to speak. He dropped lots of verbal hints and such, but one day he finally got the nerve to directly proposition her.
She stood up, stretched up to her full statuesque height, raised an eyebrow and gave him a withering look. She finally said, "You're... too... short."
Deflated, he slithered away and never interacted with her unless he absolutely had to. The rest of the office staff was trying not to explode with laughter.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 2, 2018 16:54:09 GMT
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Post by deembastille on Nov 2, 2018 17:46:12 GMT
The wheel is spinning but the hamster's dead.
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 2, 2018 19:30:22 GMT
Yeah, FYI, This conversation ended Thirty seconds ago.
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slimeysteve
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Post by slimeysteve on Nov 2, 2018 20:21:24 GMT
You're a big barf bag.
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 2, 2018 20:38:37 GMT
"You are full of Shit. In every way that it is possible for a person to be full of it...You are! Even your Bullshit is Bullshit!"
"I was always amazed, about the way you could make so much noise, without doing anything!"
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 3, 2018 3:57:05 GMT
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Post by James on Nov 3, 2018 3:57:53 GMT
You are a suckity suckerson, son.
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geralmar
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Post by geralmar on Nov 3, 2018 4:17:24 GMT
I first heard this exchange in an obscure TV detective show; but I was later informed it was also used in "The Honeymooners":
He: "Mind if I smoke?"
She: "I don't care if you burn."
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 3, 2018 6:14:31 GMT
You must be the President of Chad. You must be an insecure beta who is resentful because I cucked him. Pleased to meet you. As expected, you're mistaken.
I've never been married.
Care to try again?
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 3, 2018 6:36:02 GMT
As expected, you're mistaken.
I've never been married.
Care to try again?
I can hazard several guesses as to why. 1. Your girlfriends leave you for alphas like me 2. You are too much of a beta to even get a girlfriend 3. Women are repulsed by your unpleasant disposition, as you are showing in this thread. No one would want to spend two minutes in an elevator with you, let along the rest of their lives. Maybe instead of hating on a world leader and Chad like me you should work on improving yourself and then you could attract and keep a woman. No, I just don't have any interest in marriage.
I've raised my son as a single father, sharing the time with his mother, until she asked me to take over fulltime. Now that I've completed that task, my time is finally my own and I'm not really interested in wasting it on another relationship.
However, you should feel free to go on your way, acting like a scavenger and scooping up the droppings and second-hand leavings of other men. I wouldn't expect you to be capable of anything else.
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Post by Catman on Nov 3, 2018 13:51:07 GMT
You make other idiots look like geniuses.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 3, 2018 13:51:47 GMT
Why is it that you always smell like sour milk ?
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