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Post by Popeye Doyle on Oct 29, 2018 18:58:46 GMT
Harry and Marv were replaced with Jules and Vincent?
"We should be fuckin' dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!" |
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Post by lowtacks86 on Oct 29, 2018 19:03:21 GMT
Kevin: "You're gonna have to chase me through these riddiculous, elaborate traps!"
Jules (looking confused at Vincent) : "Uh you know we have guns, right, ya dumb motherfucker?" (shoots Kevin, credits roll)
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Post by ck100 on Oct 29, 2018 19:05:35 GMT
They would just shoot Culkin.
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Post by WarrenPeace on Oct 29, 2018 19:11:16 GMT
Harry and Marv were replaced with Jules and Vincent? When they are outside the door and Kevin plays that old gangster B movie. Vincent: Wait. That sounds familiar. I watched that on TV the other night. Jules: You sure? Vince: Yeah. The kid is playing a tape or something. Jules: Then let's get that little shit! *Kicks in door. Shoots and kills Kevin. The End.* |
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Post by James on Oct 29, 2018 21:02:00 GMT
Jules: [*Steps on nail*] OH SHIT MOTHAF****
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Post by politicidal on Oct 29, 2018 23:52:49 GMT
They'd get side-attracted by a ten minute conversation about Match Box versus Hot Wheels.
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Post by WarrenPeace on Oct 30, 2018 3:06:49 GMT
Jules: [*Steps on nail*] OH SHIT MOTHAF**** That made me laugh! And then Jules would be doing a Michael Jackson when his jheri curls catches fire from the blow torch. |
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Post by Jihad_Cat on Oct 30, 2018 3:18:37 GMT
Better question, "How would Home Alone be different if it was Jigsaw setting the traps?".
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