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Post by drystyx on Oct 30, 2018 8:22:18 GMT
Will he b..slap me for not speaking his language? Will I be an abomination?
I can't speak, Greek, Egyptian, none of that. Is he going to build a wall to keep us out? And make Mexico pay for the wall?
Of course, since we won't be "meter reading" the bodies and brains we are trapped in now, I'm sure communication won't be of any means we use here now.
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Post by goz on Oct 30, 2018 9:05:02 GMT
Will he b..slap me for not speaking his language? Will I be an abomination? I can't speak, Greek, Egyptian, none of that. Is he going to build a wall to keep us out? And make Mexico pay for the wall? Of course, since we won't be "meter reading" the bodies and brains we are trapped in now, I'm sure communication won't be of any means we use here now. I am pretty sure that Jesus invented Google translate.  |
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Post by mikef6 on Oct 30, 2018 14:00:51 GMT
Since the whole life-after-death going-to-heaven thing is scientific rather than spiritual, we will no doubt have a Universal Translator implanted in our brains.
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Post by Catman on Oct 30, 2018 14:17:24 GMT
Everyone who does not speak Hebrew will be put into Hebrew-as-a-Second-Language classes for the first several thousand years.
Those who do not pass ... well, you know what happens.
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Post by general313 on Oct 30, 2018 14:50:00 GMT
Will he b..slap me for not speaking his language? Will I be an abomination? I can't speak, Greek, Egyptian, none of that. Is he going to build a wall to keep us out? And make Mexico pay for the wall? Of course, since we won't be "meter reading" the bodies and brains we are trapped in now, I'm sure communication won't be of any means we use here now. As long as there's subtitles in English I'm good. |
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Post by Catman on Oct 30, 2018 15:09:25 GMT
Will he b..slap me for not speaking his language? Will I be an abomination? I can't speak, Greek, Egyptian, none of that. Is he going to build a wall to keep us out? And make Mexico pay for the wall? Of course, since we won't be "meter reading" the bodies and brains we are trapped in now, I'm sure communication won't be of any means we use here now. As long as there's subtitles in English I'm good. No doubt better than the dubbed version. |
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Post by progressiveelement on Oct 30, 2018 15:14:18 GMT
Sing songs from Fiddler on the Roof.
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Post by goz on Oct 30, 2018 21:19:06 GMT
Sing songs from Fiddler on the Roof. I don't think Jesus liked aspiring 'rich men' 'needle niddle needle niddle noo'!
Something about camels, 'needles' eyes and rich men...something something!  |
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Post by heeeeey on Oct 30, 2018 21:39:03 GMT
It's questions like the OP that make atheists look stupid.
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Oct 30, 2018 22:01:24 GMT
Jesus did not speak hebrew he spoke aramaic
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Post by Feologild Oakes on Oct 30, 2018 22:05:32 GMT
It's questions like the OP that make atheists look stupid. I agree the question of the OP was stupid, But at least its not as stupid as "If evolution is real why are there still monkeys?" which is a question some religious people asks. |
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Post by amyghost on Oct 30, 2018 22:08:08 GMT
It's questions like the OP that make atheists look stupid. Yes, because atheists are incapable of sarcasm or even just silly joke rhetoric. We all know that's reserved for those fun-loving religious folk. |
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Post by progressiveelement on Oct 30, 2018 22:21:05 GMT
It's questions like the OP that make atheists look stupid. I think drystyx is not atheist. |
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Post by lowtacks86 on Oct 30, 2018 22:25:14 GMT
It's questions like the OP that make atheists look stupid. I think drystyx is not atheist. I'm pretty sure he's also a troll |
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Post by goz on Oct 30, 2018 22:46:38 GMT
I think drystyx is not atheist. I'm pretty sure he's also a troll ..and I am sure that Heeeeey is a troll, an idiot and a Catholic apologist. |
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Post by lowtacks86 on Oct 30, 2018 22:49:26 GMT
I'm pretty sure he's also a troll ..and I am sure that Heeeeey is a troll, an idiot and a Catholic apologist. Heey isn't a troll, she is in fact legitimately stupid |
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Post by goz on Oct 30, 2018 22:54:57 GMT
..and I am sure that Heeeeey is a troll, an idiot and a Catholic apologist. Heey isn't a troll, she is in fact legitimately stupid Point taken. Let me re-phrase that! She is legitimately stupid, and a Catholic apologist who trolls. Happy now? |
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Post by OpiateOfTheMasses on Oct 30, 2018 23:28:23 GMT
Given that if Jesus did exist it's much more likely that Aramiac would be his mother tongue - I'm not sure why you're worried about your Hebrew skills.
Still. You get a bonus point for realising that it wasn't English!
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Post by drystyx on Oct 31, 2018 0:25:50 GMT
Given that if Jesus did exist it's much more likely that Aramiac would be his mother tongue - I'm not sure why you're worried about your Hebrew skills. Still. You get a bonus point for realising that it wasn't English! You know that you just stamped RETARD on your forehead, don't you? You, Oakes, and Goz keep proving you're ignorant trolls. Jesus spoke Hebrew, most likely, according to historians. At least the objective ones who don't want to discount the testimony of more identified witnesses than any other ancient person to his existence. If you wackos didn't give in to sheer unprovoked hatred so much, maybe you'd be taken seriously outside of your lynch mobs. That's the biggest difference between theists and atheists. Most theists actually research and learn. Most atheists are just part of the ignorant masses, sheep following Western culture and going on sheer emotion. You should have at least looked it up. Hebrew was his first and mother tongue, almost surely. Saying different is going against probability. I don't mind you betting on a long shot, but at least admit it's a long shot. You three sure tried to change the subject awful fast, blinded by your hate. You see, Christians don't hate. We leave that to the "theist haters". I guess that's why it's so fun to make fun of you feeble minded folks. I should be sorry. I guess I'm not a good Christian. But you just established, undeniably, that you three are the trolls, not me. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. That's the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me. |
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Post by them1ghtyhumph on Oct 31, 2018 1:55:23 GMT
Will he b..slap me for not speaking his language? Will I be an abomination? I can't speak, Greek, Egyptian, none of that. Is he going to build a wall to keep us out? And make Mexico pay for the wall? Of course, since we won't be "meter reading" the bodies and brains we are trapped in now, I'm sure communication won't be of any means we use here now. I've met Jesus, and he speaks Spanish. |
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