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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2017 18:00:02 GMT
Pretty cool! Jesus had a dark side! He was flipping tables on them bitches!
He showed them what's up!
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Mar 27, 2017 18:05:27 GMT
That wasn't a dark side.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2017 20:29:11 GMT
I still enjoyed it!
Jesus had righteous anger! Taught them a lesson!
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Post by johnblutarsky on Mar 27, 2017 23:13:57 GMT
Was it a light-side? What do you call making a whip and beating people with it?
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Post by OldSamVimes on Mar 28, 2017 0:03:23 GMT
When I picture Jesus whipping people he's always wearing a loincloth.
Those clothes look too fancy for Jesus IMO. He wasn't some kind of fancy lord.
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Mar 28, 2017 0:33:56 GMT
Was it a light-side? What do you call making a whip and beating people with it? Is that what happened? If someone came toward you small cords would you stand there and get whipped? It wasn;t a dark side because it was a reasonable reaction to fraud in the temple aka his dad's place.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2017 1:20:07 GMT
Was it a light-side? What do you call making a whip and beating people with it? Is that what happened? If someone came toward you small cords would you stand there and get whipped? It wasn;t a dark side because it was a reasonable reaction to fraud in the temple aka his dad's place. Jesus threatening to whip these clowns and then flipping their tables over might be my favorite story in the Bible! It cracks me up to imagine it!
What are your favorite stories in the Bible, buddy?
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Post by lowtacks86 on Mar 28, 2017 3:01:16 GMT
What a buzzkill
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Post by johnblutarsky on Mar 28, 2017 3:36:36 GMT
Was it a light-side? What do you call making a whip and beating people with it? Is that what happened? If someone came toward you small cords would you stand there and get whipped? It wasn;t a dark side because it was a reasonable reaction to fraud in the temple aka his dad's place. Soooooo, if someone perpetuated fraud against you, do you feel the appropriate (reasonable) reaction would be to whip them? Just checking.
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Post by rateater on Mar 28, 2017 3:44:18 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2017 3:51:02 GMT
Was it a light-side? What do you call making a whip and beating people with it? Jesus never whipped anyone except spiritually and intellectually. And, what do you think Jesus is, anyway? A pussy?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2017 4:02:46 GMT
Was it a light-side? What do you call making a whip and beating people with it? Jesus never whipped anyone except spiritually and intellectually. And, what do you think Jesus is, anyway? A pussy? Well, he was kind of a defeatist regarding the crucifixion.
Where was table-flipping Jesus then? He should've started kicking some butt.
"Ye doth forget, fools, the hand that heals is also the hand that inflicts pain!" *punch*
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Post by johnblutarsky on Mar 28, 2017 4:15:46 GMT
Was it a light-side? What do you call making a whip and beating people with it? Jesus never whipped anyone except spiritually and intellectually. And, what do you think Jesus is, anyway? A pussy? I suppose some Bible versions state that Jesus drove the people and the animals out of the temple....and other versions state that Jesus just drove the animals away (and presumably the people followed). However, I don't understand what you mean by
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Post by chasallnut on Mar 28, 2017 8:28:51 GMT
Barry Gibb is Jesus? ...Who knew??
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2017 9:53:06 GMT
where there's a whip, there's a way!
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Mar 28, 2017 10:35:10 GMT
Those dove-sellers. They really had it coming.
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Mar 28, 2017 10:38:55 GMT
Is that what happened? If someone came toward you small cords would you stand there and get whipped? It wasn;t a dark side because it was a reasonable reaction to fraud in the temple aka his dad's place. Soooooo, if someone perpetuated fraud against you, do you feel the appropriate (reasonable) reaction would be to whip them? Just checking. This is circular. I don't think Jesus was standing around whipping people because free people aren't that stupid. However, if some people were in a place disrespecting my dad I would want them and their stuff to leave.
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Mar 28, 2017 11:20:00 GMT
Soooooo, if someone perpetuated fraud against you, do you feel the appropriate (reasonable) reaction would be to whip them? Just checking. This is circular. I don't think Jesus was standing around whipping people because free people aren't that stupid. However, if some people were in a place disrespecting my dad I would want them and their stuff to leave. If my dad was the most powerful force in the universe I would probably leave him to his own battles. If I thought I was my own dad of course, or even just a third of him, then I would be too confused to proceed.
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Post by Ad○rably Obn○xi○us🐢 on Mar 28, 2017 11:26:22 GMT
Barry Gibb is Jesus? ...Who knew?? How else can you explain those high notes??
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Mar 28, 2017 11:27:44 GMT
Barry Gibb is Jesus? ...Who knew?? How else can you explain those high notes?? Or indeed the lines:
Our father who art in heaven, Gibb us our daily bread
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