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Post by hobowar on Nov 12, 2018 18:32:49 GMT
and consistency?? I swear if this goes on any longer, we're going to have to assume Kevin Feige is some kind of mystical wizard. It will nice to see how he handles the X-Men after all the garbage fires we've had over the past two decades.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2018 19:01:38 GMT
I have an unrelated question for you I wasn't sure how and when to ask, but now seems as good a time as any. Where's your picture from? It looks Studio Ghibli-ish.
Off topic I should have said.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 12, 2018 19:41:22 GMT
and consistency?? I swear if this goes on any longer, we're going to have to assume Kevin Feige is some kind of mystical wizard. It will nice to see how he handles the X-Men after all the garbage fires we've had over the past two decades. Well, you hit it right on the head. The one thing that is the same in all these movies is Kevin Feige. He must rein with an iron grip.
Some might argue about the "quality" of the movies, but no one can argue about the "consistency".
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Nov 12, 2018 19:42:15 GMT
it's simply the old "can millions of flies be wrong" and the "only the shallowest will find it deep" dilemma. If you go back to the MCU sources and break down the elements you will find that there is one final common denominator, one element that binds the MCU and it's fandom together. Historically, this dates back to the famous day when K. Feige swam in the shallow end of the children pool. There according to legend he hit a floating raccoon turd with his head giving him his vision of a grand Man Child's Universe, he later rebranded it "Marvel Cinematic Universe" which included comics and TV shows as Mr Feige was out of town when the term "cinematic" was explained. Anyway, at night Mr Feige managed to secretly fish the raccoon turd out of the pool by picking it up at it's clean end. Heavy as it was, he managed to drag the turd home. There he conserved it in formula for prosperity, at the price of rendering him bald in the process. Caution: Heavy MCU Mythology Spoilers:Now, Mr Feige quickly realized that his sacred turd when embroiled in formula unfolds an irresistible scent turning a certain demographic into rabid Marvel zombies who would do anything to sniff it. "One turd to rule them all". However, with all his turdmongering K Feige could not realize his vision alone.
Thus he founded the Order of the "Guardians of the Raccoon Turd". These Guardians worship and protect the holiest of holies, the sacred turd, from the lowest ranking Phase 1 "Poo Poo Heads" members up to the elite "Supreme Turdmonger" priests.
Feige gave each of the 7 Supreme Turdmongers a piece of the sacred turd which they formulated and processed into MCU movies, be it as directors or producers - James Gunn became a Supreme Turdmonger during Phase 2 but Feige was “out of town” when he was appointed. Each MCU movies thus entails a piece of the holy turd, if you detect them all and pass the turd trials this will qualify you to become an anointed Guardian too. But ALAS as the Guardians say: “Everything has an end, only the sacred turd has two of them”: Meaning they finally ran dry on formulated turd. So in an effort to harvest more turd they embarked on a QUEST to find the holy Turd-Raccoon himself, the one and only who originally shat out the sacred turd into the pool. Guardians with special olifactory talent were appointed, the so called Turdseekers, to trace the racoon's whereabouts. But alas, until now the quest failed. It is said though that the Holy Turd Raccoon hides his sweet-ass givings in pillows of the most faithful Marvel Zombies. Will they ever find what they seek?
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 12, 2018 19:42:30 GMT
I have an unrelated question for you I wasn't sure how and when to ask, but now seems as good a time as any. Where's your picture from? It looks Studio Ghibli-ish.
Off topic I should have said.
What do you mean? That's what hobowar really looks like.
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Post by politicidal on Nov 12, 2018 19:47:32 GMT
Perhaps Kevin Feige is a celestial in disguise.
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Post by seahawksraawk00 on Nov 12, 2018 20:03:17 GMT
it's simply the old "can millions of flies be wrong" and the "only the shallowest will find it deep" dilemma. If you go back to the MCU sources and break down the elements you will find that there is one final common denominator, one element that binds the MCU and it's fandom together. Historically, this dates back to the famous day when K. Feige swam in the shallow end of the children pool. There according to legend he hit a floating raccoon turd with his head giving him his vision of a grand Man Child's Universe, he later rebranded it "Marvel Cinematic Universe" which included comics and TV shows as Mr Feige was out of town when the term "cinematic" was explained. Anyway, at night Mr Feige managed to secretly fish the raccoon turd out of the pool by picking it up at it's clean end. Heavy as it was, he managed to drag the turd home. There he conserved it in formula for prosperity, at the price of rendering him bald in the process. Caution: Heavy MCU Mythology Spoilers:Now, Mr Feige quickly realized that his sacred turd when embroiled in formula unfolds an irresistible scent turning a certain demographic into rabid Marvel zombies who would do anything to sniff it. "One turd to rule them all". However, with all his turdmongering K Feige could not realize his vision alone.
Thus he founded the Order of the "Guardians of the Raccoon Turd". These Guardians worship and protect the holiest of holies, the sacred turd, from the lowest ranking Phase 1 "Poo Poo Heads" members up to the elite "Supreme Turdmonger" priests.
Feige gave each of the 7 Supreme Turdmongers a piece of the sacred turd which they formulated and processed into MCU movies, be it as directors or producers - James Gunn became a Supreme Turdmonger during Phase 2 but Feige was “out of town” when he was appointed. Each MCU movies thus entails a piece of the holy turd, if you detect them all and pass the turd trials this will qualify you to become an anointed Guardian too. But ALAS as the Guardians say: “Everything has an end, only the sacred turd has two of them”: Meaning they finally ran dry on formulated turd. So in an effort to harvest more turd they embarked on a QUEST to find the holy Turd-Raccoon himself, the one and only who originally shat out the sacred turd into the pool. Guardians with special olifactory talent were appointed, the so called Turdseekers, to trace the racoon's whereabouts. But alas, until now the quest failed. It is said though that the Holy Turd Raccoon hides his sweet-ass givings in pillows of the most faithful Marvel Zombies. Will they ever find what they seek? Your life must be really lacking to go thru with this obsession with shit on these boards.
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Post by hobowar on Nov 12, 2018 20:05:56 GMT
I have an unrelated question for you I wasn't sure how and when to ask, but now seems as good a time as any. Where's your picture from? It looks Studio Ghibli-ish.
Off topic I should have said.
What do you mean? That's what hobowar really looks like. I wish lol.
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Post by hobowar on Nov 12, 2018 20:07:58 GMT
I have an unrelated question for you I wasn't sure how and when to ask, but now seems as good a time as any. Where's your picture from? It looks Studio Ghibli-ish.
Off topic I should have said.
It's from Arrietty and you're right, it is from Studio Ghibli.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 12, 2018 20:26:05 GMT
I have an unrelated question for you I wasn't sure how and when to ask, but now seems as good a time as any. Where's your picture from? It looks Studio Ghibli-ish.
Off topic I should have said.
It's from Arrietty and you're right, it is from Studio Ghibli. That's not what you look like?
I'VE BEEN FAPPING TO A LIE?!?!?!
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Post by hobowar on Nov 12, 2018 21:11:55 GMT
It's from Arrietty and you're right, it is from Studio Ghibli. That's not what you look like?
I'VE BEEN FAPPING TO A LIE?!?!?!
Lol
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Post by twothousandonemark on Nov 12, 2018 21:42:56 GMT
I actually think the variety & diversity of characters helps.
An 8 film series like Harry Potter which is essentially a one track storyline is tougher. MCU doddles with different personas, genres, & occasional team ups where not everyone has to carry the day.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2018 0:04:16 GMT
I have an unrelated question for you I wasn't sure how and when to ask, but now seems as good a time as any. Where's your picture from? It looks Studio Ghibli-ish.
Off topic I should have said.
What do you mean? That's what hobowar really looks like. I know, right. Pretty. And animated to boot!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2018 0:28:28 GMT
I have an unrelated question for you I wasn't sure how and when to ask, but now seems as good a time as any. Where's your picture from? It looks Studio Ghibli-ish.
Off topic I should have said.
It's from Arrietty and you're right, it is from Studio Ghibli. Much appreciated, thank you.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Nov 13, 2018 4:30:28 GMT
What do you mean? That's what hobowar really looks like. I know, right. Pretty. And animated to boot! hobowar and @cat sitting in a tree, k, i, s, s, i, n, g... giggle
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Post by havenless on Nov 13, 2018 21:39:13 GMT
Kevin Feige is the most successful producer in world history. Let that sink in. Marvel is the most successful motion picture company on a per-movie basis in world history.
This isn’t a nice little Cinderella story anymore, they’re running things. Do you think Marvel would ever let another studio force moustache-gate?
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Post by justanaveragejoe on Nov 13, 2018 21:50:33 GMT
The right actors, the right directors, the right writers, and of course, a captain of the ship; Kevin Feige.
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Post by hobowar on Nov 13, 2018 22:30:37 GMT
The right actors, the right directors, the right writers, and of course, a captain of the ship; Kevin Feige. True, but Feige seems to have a special ability to always pick the right people to a point where it almost feels supernatural.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Nov 13, 2018 22:37:47 GMT
The right actors, the right directors, the right writers, and of course, a captain of the ship; Kevin Feige. True, but Feige seems to have a special ability to always pick the right people to a point where it almost feels supernatural. okay, i don't want to open a can of worms here, but their record is not exactly spotless plenty of people were ambivalent towards AM and AMatW, and flat out disliked IM2, TIH, and T:TDW
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Post by hobowar on Nov 13, 2018 22:45:38 GMT
True, but Feige seems to have a special ability to always pick the right people to a point where it almost feels supernatural. okay, i don't want to open a can of worms here, but their record is not exactly spotless plenty of people were ambivalent towards AM and AMatW, and flat out disliked IM2, TIH, and T:TDW Plenty of people don't like the Godfather or the Wire. Besides, their record might not be spotless, but that doesn't mean they haven't been remarkably successful over the past decade. I should also say I loved Ant-Man and the Wasp.
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