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Post by Catman on Nov 19, 2018 14:30:24 GMT
They're planning to break into your house and steal your dish towels.
And cat food. They also steal cat food.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2018 14:32:11 GMT
What's a lagomorph?
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Post by Catman on Nov 19, 2018 14:34:41 GMT
Hideous evil beasts!  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 19, 2018 15:48:09 GMT
Don't forget their little pika cuzzins .. they steal Christmas decorations  |
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 19, 2018 15:52:58 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2018 16:28:47 GMT
The "morph" part scares me. Can they change form?
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 19, 2018 16:32:18 GMT
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
over a truly quaint and curious tribute thread–
while I nodded, not engrossed, suddenly there came a post,
misty, wispy, like a ghost, a specter in the tribute thread.
“’Tis just friend Catman,” so I said, “posting on our tribute thread–
only this and no more dread.”
Ah! and then I read the writing, and I learned what he’d been fighting,
for it addressed the lagomorphs much spoken-of in lore;
Ah! and though I’m not a fraidy, still I silent stood and prayed he
had not described the shade he had meant by “lagomorph”!
For of all creatures under heaven,
the one who’s evil times eleven is the dreaded lagomorph!
And the lagomorphs, conniving, were arriving, were arriving,
in my mind and soul and dwelling, from the ceiling to the floor;
and their eyes have all the scheming of dread demons’ that are dreaming,
and the lamplight o’er them streaming throws their shadows on the door;
and man, oh! foolish man, was never meant to know their roar–
the roar of those foul monsters, the lagomorphs of lore!
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Post by Schwarzwald Magnus on Nov 19, 2018 16:48:50 GMT
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 19, 2018 17:13:42 GMT
Scientific Anti - Lagomorph Defense Strategy  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 19, 2018 18:47:26 GMT
The "morph" part scares me. Can they change form? Hope not .. they are bad enuf when you can recognize them for what they are … the wiggley nose is always a give away clue even if they are wearing a disguise  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 19, 2018 18:48:59 GMT
Particularly sneaky lagomorph  |
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 19, 2018 18:50:28 GMT
occasionally aided and abetted  |
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 19, 2018 18:57:52 GMT
I’m hunting wagomawphs!
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Post by BATouttaheck on Nov 19, 2018 18:59:43 GMT
Was there not a recent thread elsewhere about "CROSS DRESSING LAGOMORPHS AND THE SOCIETAL RAMEFICATIONS OF SAME " ?
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Post by Nalkarj on Nov 19, 2018 19:01:56 GMT
Transvestite rabbits may well be a pest,
but that they exist I just wouldn’t have guessed.
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Post by Catman on Nov 19, 2018 19:05:11 GMT
Lola. Enough said.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2018 19:06:05 GMT
occasionally aided and abetted So lagomorphs collude with Anseriforms? Verrrrryy Interwesting! |
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Post by Stammerhead on Nov 19, 2018 19:20:27 GMT
Back on the day when I was just under half the age I am now I lived with a cat who had her own private entrance (or should I just call it a cat flap?). But other cats did not always respect her privacy and used it to gain access to the house. And if that’s not bad enough a couple of hedgehogs also invaded the house via the cat flap and (this is the scary part) one ate the cat’s food while the cat couldn’t do anything to stop it.
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Nov 20, 2018 17:01:13 GMT
Hideous evil beasts! Awww, that is such a cute, sweet lagomorph, he can steal my dishtowels any time he pleases! Now the cats might object to the theft of their cat food... |
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Post by politicidal on Nov 20, 2018 18:44:20 GMT
Today,vegetables. Tomorrow...THE WORLD!!!"
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