REAL NEWS NOT FAKE: First border incident reported at site of future wall
Nov 19, 2018 18:42:17 GMT
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Post by drystyx on Nov 19, 2018 18:42:17 GMT
REAL NEWS NOT FAKE: FIRST BORDER INCIDENT REPORTED AT FUTURE WALL SITE:
Three illegal entrants into the United States were captured by three U.S. Marines and returned to Mexico.
Last night, under the supervision of Staff Sergeant Vincent Carter, Private First Class Gomer Pyle diligently took vigil over his post at the construction site for the upcoming wall on the U.S.-Mexico border. PFC Pyle noted suspicious movement on the Mexican side, and three very tired looking men came out of the sagebrush and approached the construction site.
Pyle shouted "Halt, who goes there? Friend or Foe?" The men answered in a language Pyle didn't understand, but one of them spoke English and convinced PFC Pyle that they were professional Mexican chefs conscripted by Staff Sergeant Hacker for the upcoming banquet.
Pyle knew Hacker had such plans, and he let the three men enter. When Pyle informed Sgt. Carter, he was berated in no uncertain terms.
The two then found Sgt. Hacker, who informed them that he did not hire any Mexican chefs, that the upcoming banquet for the arrival of Senator Mitch McConnell was going to be fried chicken, and a Kentucky colonel was the only chef he invited.
The three Marines then signed out a dog from the canine unit, took the dog to the construction site, and let the dog lead them to the three invaders. Pyle insisted that this was the plan of Carter and Hacker, but this reporter witnessed the conversation while hiding under the bed of Sgt. Carter's girl friend, Bunny, while they hatched the plan, and PFC Pyle was the brains behind the operation.
This reporter followed them while they caught and apprehended the three immigrants. PFC Pyle told the three immigrants "Shame, shame, shame on you."
The three immigrants were hand cuffed and led into the back of a box truck for deportation. PFC Pyle insisted on riding in the back with them to guard them.
Upon arrival at the check point in Mexico, Pyle emerged first, saying "Fool Me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me", causing observers to believe he had met the three chefs before. The three men then came out with no clothes on and with contented sighs, leading all to believe a peaceful resolution had been arranged by PFC Pyle.
Three illegal entrants into the United States were captured by three U.S. Marines and returned to Mexico.
Last night, under the supervision of Staff Sergeant Vincent Carter, Private First Class Gomer Pyle diligently took vigil over his post at the construction site for the upcoming wall on the U.S.-Mexico border. PFC Pyle noted suspicious movement on the Mexican side, and three very tired looking men came out of the sagebrush and approached the construction site.
Pyle shouted "Halt, who goes there? Friend or Foe?" The men answered in a language Pyle didn't understand, but one of them spoke English and convinced PFC Pyle that they were professional Mexican chefs conscripted by Staff Sergeant Hacker for the upcoming banquet.
Pyle knew Hacker had such plans, and he let the three men enter. When Pyle informed Sgt. Carter, he was berated in no uncertain terms.
The two then found Sgt. Hacker, who informed them that he did not hire any Mexican chefs, that the upcoming banquet for the arrival of Senator Mitch McConnell was going to be fried chicken, and a Kentucky colonel was the only chef he invited.
The three Marines then signed out a dog from the canine unit, took the dog to the construction site, and let the dog lead them to the three invaders. Pyle insisted that this was the plan of Carter and Hacker, but this reporter witnessed the conversation while hiding under the bed of Sgt. Carter's girl friend, Bunny, while they hatched the plan, and PFC Pyle was the brains behind the operation.
This reporter followed them while they caught and apprehended the three immigrants. PFC Pyle told the three immigrants "Shame, shame, shame on you."
The three immigrants were hand cuffed and led into the back of a box truck for deportation. PFC Pyle insisted on riding in the back with them to guard them.
Upon arrival at the check point in Mexico, Pyle emerged first, saying "Fool Me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me", causing observers to believe he had met the three chefs before. The three men then came out with no clothes on and with contented sighs, leading all to believe a peaceful resolution had been arranged by PFC Pyle.
