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Post by Grabthar's Hammer on Nov 22, 2018 4:23:43 GMT
Could you imagine the high tech raccoon dildo he could build? If he brings Groot along it could be a ménage-a-tree. Or a treesome. “I AM GROOOOOOOOTTTT” *sprays sap on raccoons face* Groot is a whole other story. Not many planets have trees, and he’s going through puberty. He was probably hoping to score a root before he was turned to compost. Now I’m wondering which way he swings. Does he branch out every which way? Does he self identify as an Oak or a Maple? Does he watch videos of a squirrel burrowing it’s nuts? Does he fancy an affair with a woodpecker? Or is that too weird considering he has a wood pecker? Ok guys. We need to open up a bottle and unpack this. |
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Post by darkpast on Nov 22, 2018 8:27:16 GMT
Sex does not exist in Disney movies
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Post by Grabthar's Hammer on Nov 22, 2018 8:32:28 GMT
Sex does not exist in Disney movies Actually one of the first events to be seen on screen in the MCU is some obviously rough sex between Tony Stark and Christine Everhart in Iron Man. But I also don't think they were owned by Disney at that point so you are quite possibly correct. |
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Post by darkpast on Nov 22, 2018 9:30:15 GMT
Sex does not exist in Disney movies Actually one of the first events to be seen on screen in the MCU is some obviously rough sex between Tony Stark and Christine Everhart in Iron Man. But I also don't think they were owned by Disney at that point so you are quite possibly correct. Iron Man films are definitely Paramount films, 3rd may have transferred to Disney but after filming, |
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