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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Nov 22, 2018 1:17:29 GMT
Coach Norman Dale: First of all, let's be real friendly here, okay? My name is Norm. Secondly, your coaching days are over.
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Nov 22, 2018 1:21:32 GMT
I guess Iβll go with the obvious βYo Adrian, I did it!β
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Nov 22, 2018 1:26:13 GMT
Or this one from Bad News Bears:
Coach Morris Buttermaker: Those boys aren't very rough. You won't get hurt. Amanda Whurlitzer: That's got nothing to do with it. I'm almost 12 and I'll... I'll be getting a bra soon. [Buttermaker stares. Amanda looks at her chest] Amanda Whurlitzer: Well, maybe in a year or so. I can't be playing all dumb baseball.
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Post by poelzig on Nov 22, 2018 5:01:38 GMT
Or this one from Bad News Bears: Coach Morris Buttermaker: Those boys aren't very rough. You won't get hurt. Amanda Whurlitzer: That's got nothing to do with it. I'm almost 12 and I'll... I'll be getting a bra soon. [Buttermaker stares. Amanda looks at her chest] Amanda Whurlitzer: Well, maybe in a year or so. I can't be playing all dumb baseball. The thread is about sex talk and you're using a quote about children?!! You must be from Philly. It's not called Rapesylvania for nothing.
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Nov 22, 2018 5:08:55 GMT
Or this one from Bad News Bears: Coach Morris Buttermaker: Those boys aren't very rough. You won't get hurt. Amanda Whurlitzer: That's got nothing to do with it. I'm almost 12 and I'll... I'll be getting a bra soon. [Buttermaker stares. Amanda looks at her chest] Amanda Whurlitzer: Well, maybe in a year or so. I can't be playing all dumb baseball. The thread is about sex talk and you're using a quote about children?!!Β Β You must be from Philly.Β It's not called Rapesylvania for nothing.Β Β And you must be from go fuck yourself.
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Post by NJtoTX on Nov 22, 2018 5:22:14 GMT
"High-sticking happen when the guy take the stick, you know, and he go like that"
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Nov 22, 2018 5:25:11 GMT
βDonβt gimmie this olΓ© bullshit!β
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Post by millar70 on Nov 22, 2018 6:36:25 GMT
Hey, Dad..... want to have a catch?
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Nov 22, 2018 15:47:27 GMT
You may run good but you hit like shit.
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Post by NJtoTX on Nov 22, 2018 17:12:38 GMT
"Has anyone ever told you that you look like a penis with that little hat on?"
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Post by someguy on Nov 22, 2018 18:24:30 GMT
You don't understand, that wasn't my ball!
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Post by MCDemuth on Nov 22, 2018 18:42:03 GMT
We won a "game" yesterday. If we win one today... that's two in a row. If we win one tomorrow...that's called a winning streak.
It has happened before.
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Post by marsexplorer on Nov 22, 2018 18:48:54 GMT
"Do you beleive in miracles?"
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Post by kls on Nov 23, 2018 7:51:38 GMT
Show me the money.
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Post by poelzig on Nov 23, 2018 10:09:36 GMT
![](https://s26.postimg.cc/tek3suwt5/laugh.gif) Not only do you win the thread, it's like you're the only one who understood it and gave a reply that made sense albeit in a comedic way.
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Nov 23, 2018 17:56:15 GMT
"IT"S IN THE HOLE! It's in the hole"
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Post by eggwhiteomelette on Nov 23, 2018 18:14:36 GMT
That was the miscalculation of my life.
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Post by nutsberryfarm π on Nov 23, 2018 18:19:16 GMT
"Great moments... are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can! Tonight, WE are the greatest hockey team in the world. You were born to be hockey players. Every one of you. And you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Their time is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. Screw 'em. This is your time. Now go out there and take it."
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Post by eggwhiteomelette on Nov 23, 2018 18:21:26 GMT
"Great moments... are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here, tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we skate with them. Tonight, we stay with them. And we shut them down because we can! Tonight, WE are the greatest hockey team in the world. You were born to be hockey players. Every one of you. And you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Their time is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. Screw 'em. This is your time. Now go out there and take it." Who talks hockey during sex? Ok, if there's two of you who do that then Jesus that's meant to be, but otherwise...
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Post by FrankSobotka1514 on Nov 23, 2018 18:38:11 GMT
You punch like you take it up the ass.
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