2018 Pitter Awards Preshow (starring Erjen and Maya)
Dec 22, 2018 8:48:24 GMT
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 22, 2018 8:48:24 GMT
<applause>
Thank you. Thank you, everyone. God bless the ones who love me. And God damn the ones who don't.
<laughter>
And now, please allow me to introduce my beautiful cohost Maya.
<awkward silence>
<whispered> Maya, get your ass out here. None of these rubes care if you have a run in your hose. They're just a bunch of clowns.
<more awkward silence>
<nervous laughter> Well it appears that my cohost has experienced a wardrobe malfunction, so stand by for Catholic videos, belly dance videos, and cute animal videos later on. For now you'll just have to make do with a typical Erjen no-one-can-explain-this-logically video. Enjoy.
Thank you. Thank you, everyone. God bless the ones who love me. And God damn the ones who don't.
<laughter>
And now, please allow me to introduce my beautiful cohost Maya.
<awkward silence>
<whispered> Maya, get your ass out here. None of these rubes care if you have a run in your hose. They're just a bunch of clowns.
<more awkward silence>
<nervous laughter> Well it appears that my cohost has experienced a wardrobe malfunction, so stand by for Catholic videos, belly dance videos, and cute animal videos later on. For now you'll just have to make do with a typical Erjen no-one-can-explain-this-logically video. Enjoy.
